nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 Pretty self-explanatory ... every day we all read all sorts of anonymous bullshit online, and I figure a good chunk of it are lies. Me and I friend were talking about what our favorites are, and I came up with the following three as my favorites: 3) My girlfriend is much hotter than _____. 2) I was kidding! (after getting called out or pwned on a message board post) 1) 14/f/FL What do you guys think are the best/worst, or at least most common, internet/message board lies? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 [insert random commonly known to be attractive female celebrity] is ugly. I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole!!!!! [insert random commonly known to be attractive female celebrity] is alright looking. I mean, I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but i wouldn't be seen with her in public. Yeah....RIGHT!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 "ill pretend u said 18" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 I have alot of gay friends. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 I know alot of black people that say bling bling [or any other nonsense black people allegedly say] all the time!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted March 23, 2005 I know alot of black people that say bling bling [or any other nonsense black people allegedly say] all the time!! Umm, I know lots of black people who say "bling bling" and "holla" constantly. -=Mike ...Still stealing Ripper's gimmick and now spreading internet lies, since 35 seconds ago... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted March 23, 2005 For what it's worth, I also work with an incredibly stereotypical black guy named Jermaine. He calls everyone "Homie," and drives a mid-70's Buick land yacht when the weather's decent. He smokes a blunt in said Buick on every single break, every single day. He's about the same size as Ripper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 For what it's worth, I also work with an incredibly stereotypical black guy named Jermaine. He calls everyone "Homie," and drives a mid-70's Buick land yacht when the weather's decent. He smokes a blunt in said Buick on every single break, every single day. He's about the same size as Ripper. I know a white guy like that named Jason, except he drives a yellow 80 something cadillac and says "Brother" or "Bro" to everyone instead of Homie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted March 23, 2005 I think Jermaine is actually Ripper, and his entire persona here is an internet lie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shooting Star 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 I know alot of black people that say bling bling [or any other nonsense black people allegedly say] all the time!! Well I've never heard bling bling but when I went to NY a lot of people would say "fly" "holla" and "homie" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 "Uh, that's an old picture of me. I look nothing like that now." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 Sorry, I couldn't resist... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 Bret Hart Confirmed for RAW this Monday, CLICK HERE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest news_gimmick Report post Posted March 23, 2005 I always enjoy the threats of violence over the internet, especially on messageboards. It really is just sad to make yourself look like an idiot like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 Lesbians in a lesbian internet chatroom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elite 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 Lesbians in a lesbian internet chatroom. And the young Christians in the Christian Youth chatrooms. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 Lesbians in a lesbian internet chatroom. By trolling those rooms you're part of the problem Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cosbywasmurdered Report post Posted March 23, 2005 Lesbians in a lesbian internet chatroom. By trolling those rooms you're part of the problem What "problem" it's the internet... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 I've known just about every sterotype you can name, but I've never heard anyone say bling bling except in jest. Fun story: Once went into a Walmart and asked a fat redneck working there if he could help me find the new He-Man toys. When he did, I said "Aw yeah, boyee, these are crazy fly stupid dope!" I was with some people who bet I wouldn't do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shooting Star 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2005 I always enjoy the threats of violence over the internet, especially on messageboards. It really is just sad to make yourself look like an idiot like that. I'll Kill you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest news_gimmick Report post Posted March 24, 2005 I always enjoy the threats of violence over the internet, especially on messageboards. It really is just sad to make yourself look like an idiot like that. I'll Kill you I'm officially terrified as of right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2005 "Eagan shouldn't have been banned" "How would you know, you just registered a week ago! PBP BAN PLZ" "What are you talking about? I've been lurking here for nearly two years now!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Tino Standard 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2005 I always enjoy the threats of violence over the internet, especially on messageboards. It really is just sad to make yourself look like an idiot like that. Once when I was in junior high, I had a kid in an AOL chat room threaten me by saying that he'd send the Hawaiian mafia after me. Almost 10 years later, and I've still yet to see any guys named Guido or Tony wearing floral shirts showing up to kick my ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2005 Take your pick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest news_gimmick Report post Posted March 24, 2005 I always enjoy the threats of violence over the internet, especially on messageboards. It really is just sad to make yourself look like an idiot like that. Once when I was in junior high, I had a kid in an AOL chat room threaten me by saying that he'd send the Hawaiian mafia after me. Almost 10 years later, and I've still yet to see any guys named Guido or Tony wearing floral shirts showing up to kick my ass. For some reason I got the visual of Carlito walking up to me with an apple in one of his hawaiian shirts when I read this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2005 I'll Kill you OH YEAH!?!?!?!? WELL DOOD MY UNCLES SECOND BROTHERS NEPHEW IS A FIRST CLASS MARINE AND ONCE I CALL HIM AND TELL HIM THAT HE NEEDS TO GET OUT OF IRAQ WHERE HE SQUASHES TERRORSTS HEADS IN HIS HANDS HES GONNA COME AFTER U AND YUOLL BE SORRY YOU MESSED WITH A BADASSSSSSSS LIKE ME Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2005 Also, since I didn't want to contribute in that all-caps shitfest I just made above, this is my favorite internet lie: My posting on the Current Events board = A FUCKING JOKE. You HONESTLY thought someone would post a neo-nazi link, agree with PETA, and then claim that SEWER RATS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN FETUSES, in the same WEEK?!? It began as a dumb attempt at getting a reaction with the neo-nazi link when I realized just how fucking stupid that CE board was (holy crap guys- it's one big partisan war. You just all run circles around each other endlessly until all of you are wrong and none of you are right), and to my shock, people ACTUALLY THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUS, so I continued on with it. Stupid post after stupid post, and once again, people actually becamed shocked, offended, and one even said he "respected" my opinions (AHAHAHAHA!). Hell, I make a post that is INHERENTLY flawed (the "what type" post) and people call it "good topic" until Andrew finally figures it out. Good job, took you long enough! Jesus fucking Christ. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2005 I miss that guy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2005 I can't believe you guys have forgotten the greatest internet lie of all time: "Next Saturday, I'm gonna do it!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2005 Pretty much anything in this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
