Guest Fongus Bellpop Report post Posted March 24, 2005 I scribe this piece after a lengthy sabbatical, one that was not of my selection, I can attest. Aeons ago, I was on safari in the untamed lands of the Congo when my fellowship and I were accosted by the emperor of the jungle-lands, the lion. In retrospect, had I used my state of the art model blow gun, I would've been perfectly fine. However, this was not to be. The lion itself was merely a distraction for a criminal genius who dwelled within the caverns of Africa, a diamond and opiate trafficker, a certain Mr. Bruno Staffeltopper. Though I may appear modest in these scriptures, I am an international play-boy, known for my clove cigarettes and gynocological discoveries. 'Tis the truth, I discovered the phenomena of inner labia! By a lion's mane, Fongus Bellpop had been captured. However, I was far from defeat. Staffeltopper would soon receive the royal what-for! To be continued.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Arnold_OldSchool Report post Posted March 24, 2005 I decry bullocks on this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2005 Though I may appear modest in these scriptures, I am an international play-boy, known for my clove cigarettes and gynocological discoveries. 'Tis the truth, I discovered the phenomena of inner labia! Well, we know you're not Kotz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2005 Why would you say that?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2005 Oh please, like I'd ever use the tired turn-of-the-century verbiage schtick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2005 Or get any pussy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted March 25, 2005 I hate Fongus Bellpop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2005 I liked 1890s Raw better Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 I hate Fongus Bellpop. So you don't like mushroom's either? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cosbywasmurdered Report post Posted March 26, 2005 Fongus is a better gimmick/poster than half the tripe most of us come up with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 Fongus Bellpop is a no talent hack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 I missed Fongus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Modern Man's Hustle 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2005 Slow down Gandhi, you're killing 'em. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
