PLAGIARISM! Posted March 26, 2005 Report Posted March 26, 2005 I thought this was the day we remembered Jesus hatching from a rich, creamy egg.
PLAGIARISM! Posted March 26, 2005 Report Posted March 26, 2005 Yeah, there's two distinct ways history has interpreted that bit.
Shooting Star Posted March 26, 2005 Author Report Posted March 26, 2005 Could a mod delete this? I didn't mean to get you guys to joke around about Jesus....
2GOLD Posted March 26, 2005 Report Posted March 26, 2005 Could a mod delete this? I didn't mean to get you guys to joke around about Jesus.... Jesus won't mind. Nice guy, salt of the Earth, enjoys a good laugh. Jesus had a great sense of humor and was a constant showoff. He'll be fine.
Matt Young Posted March 26, 2005 Report Posted March 26, 2005 I went to a Christian school, but I could care less about Easter. It was one of 2 holidays (along with Christmas) on which I would attend church with my mom, but ever since she (and later, I) moved to California over a year ago, she hasn't attended church and neither have I. I sure as fuck want some Cadbury creme eggs, though.
AndrewTS Posted March 26, 2005 Report Posted March 26, 2005 Could a mod delete this? I didn't mean to get you guys to joke around about Jesus.... Jesus won't mind. Nice guy, salt of the Earth, enjoys a good laugh. Jesus had a great sense of humor and was a constant showoff. He's also fluent in l33+ and is a great hockey player.
Shooting Star Posted March 26, 2005 Author Report Posted March 26, 2005 You're not from these parts, are you? Dominican Republic.
Shooting Star Posted March 27, 2005 Author Report Posted March 27, 2005 Do they play soccer there, or baseball? Baseball...you know I think we actually play more baseball here than in the states.
Guest cosbywasmurdered Posted March 27, 2005 Report Posted March 27, 2005 Could a mod delete this? I didn't mean to get you guys to joke around about Jesus.... This is were someone tells that really bad "Jesus Is gay" joke. Jesus is gay. It's a fact. I mean read the bible. How many times did he say "Satan get yee behind me"? see...I said it was really really bad. Now someone needs to tell my Uncle it's not funny. True as it is.
Guest cosbywasmurdered Posted March 27, 2005 Report Posted March 27, 2005 Like I said, It's a bad joke.
Nighthawk Posted March 29, 2005 Report Posted March 29, 2005 You'll walk slow, die young, and leave a fat corpse.
Guest MikeSC Posted March 30, 2005 Report Posted March 30, 2005 I don't quite get the hatred of Jesus around here. You can dislike religion, but what part of Jesus' teachings were so horrible? "Love thy neighbor"? -=Mike
Guest MikeSC Posted March 30, 2005 Report Posted March 30, 2005 They hate everyone. That is actually a sincere question. What part of Jesus' teachings are so offensive? Is "Love the sinner" REALLY that bad a thing? -=Mike
bob_barron Posted March 30, 2005 Report Posted March 30, 2005 I thought most Americans were pretty religious. I mean I thought that was the moral of the 2004 election
Guest MikeSC Posted March 30, 2005 Report Posted March 30, 2005 Nah, the moral is that the press is clueless when it comes to this country. It was a foreign policy election. -=Mike
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted March 30, 2005 Report Posted March 30, 2005 I find his turning the other cheek philosophy contemptible, if we're going to discuss this..
Guest MikeSC Posted March 30, 2005 Report Posted March 30, 2005 Well, I find that pic in your sig revolting. So THERE! BURN! -=Mike ...That really is a gross pic...
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted March 30, 2005 Report Posted March 30, 2005 Yeah, but that's got nothing to do with Jesus.
Crimson Platypus Posted March 30, 2005 Report Posted March 30, 2005 Jesus kicks ass. Best. Con. Ever. People still believe his nonsense about being the son of "god". But seriously his teaching were pretty spot-on.
Nighthawk Posted March 30, 2005 Report Posted March 30, 2005 I find his turning the other cheek philosophy contemptible, if we're going to discuss this.. Well, that's basically what Brad Pitt did when Lou came down to show him who was boss in Fight Club. It worked for him.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted March 30, 2005 Report Posted March 30, 2005 That wasn't turning the other cheek, that was Brad Pitt spewing blood into Lou's mouth and screaming. Just getting his ass kicked would've gotten them all run out of the basement.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted March 30, 2005 Report Posted March 30, 2005 I don't quite get the hatred of Jesus around here. Me neither. One time at Sappy Valley there was this college student with a "Jesus is a Cunt" shirt. I asked him what made him a cunt -- he couldn't answer...
Guest MikeSC Posted March 30, 2005 Report Posted March 30, 2005 Yeah, but that's got nothing to do with Jesus. True. But it is an accurate observation regardless. -=Mike
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