RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2005 I hate watching cruisers brawl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2005 They need Don Callis/Cyrus on commentary JUST to make fun of Josh and Steve by intentionally being more whiter than them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Arnold_OldSchool Report post Posted March 27, 2005 Why is Spike still employed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Arnold_OldSchool Report post Posted March 27, 2005 The Futuristic Caveman with the Cosmic Cyclone? Who the hell fed Josh that line from the Gorrilla position? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Arnold_OldSchool Report post Posted March 27, 2005 Who sings "Take me home?" damn catchy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2005 Why is Spike still employed? He's a Dudley. Wait a tick, where are the Dudleys? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2005 Paul London is reminding me of a certain someone... Make it happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2005 Spike was outta position on the 450, almost got himself hurt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2005 I'm thinkin they could have Funaki and Paul find a time machine and go back in time to find old wrestlers from the past... it'd be Sho and Pauls Excellent Adventure Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
death_by_burrito 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2005 I hate how Paul London's number 1 contenders match is always referred to happening as "sometime in the near future" instead of it happening at Wrestlemania. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Arnold_OldSchool Report post Posted March 27, 2005 I am one post away from being the most active poster at TSM today /shoots self Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2005 Was the London/Spike match any good? I missed it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2005 The Bashams music is horrible. Jindrak needs a character, and a reason for people to cheer for him. But that goes for 90% of the roster... 95%... 99%... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2005 Was the London/Spike match any good? I missed it. Nope. It was everything a cruiserweight match shouldn't be, and everything a WWE match is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2005 Brawling and restholds? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2005 *nods* Dammit, you made me miss the IRON LEFT HAND. *edit* ... or would that be THE LEFT HAND OF STEEL~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2005 Did he seriously just win with a fucking left hand? Did he change his name to Bart Jindrak? I'm still a fan of my "100% Mark" Jindrak idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2005 I'm sorry. I'll give you my play by play commentary though. He winds up and punches! Knockout! It's like boxing, but not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Arnold_OldSchool Report post Posted March 27, 2005 A jobber who isn't ripped?!?!!? WOW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Arnold_OldSchool Report post Posted March 27, 2005 A jobber who isn't ripped?!?!!? WOW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Arnold_OldSchool Report post Posted March 27, 2005 Heidi shook his band...must've broke out the Waylon Mercy videos Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Arnold_OldSchool Report post Posted March 27, 2005 everyone left. This saddens me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Arnold_OldSchool Report post Posted March 27, 2005 kidman needs a beard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2005 Who won the last match? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2005 Heel team of Akio / Kidman. Who should really win the tag titles. Or at least be given an extended feud with Rey / Eddie over them. BTW, Steve Romero wins points with me for making a Fu Manchu reference on WWE TV. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Celtic Jobber 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2005 Considering he has no wrestling background and was hired only for his look/voice, Romero's actually becoming one of WWE's better announcers. Ok, maybe that is going a bit too far, but he's atleast 10x better than Hugh Morrus or Ernest Miller. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2005 Paul London is reminding me of a certain someone... Make it happen. We totally have to go save the princess diva chicks, dude.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FromBeyondTheGrave Report post Posted March 27, 2005 They should have Akio & Kidman defeat Hardcore Holly & Charlie Haas, next week on Smackdown or Velocity. Then on the Smackdown after WrestleMania 21, have Akio & Kidman get an upset win over Eddie & Rey, in a non-title match, with Kidman cheating by holding Rey's tights. Then have a rematch the next week, when a miscommunication causes Eddie & Rey to lose the titles to Akio & Kidman. After the match, Eddie and Rey can start pushing each other, and brawl, which leads to a "2 out of 3 Falls, WrestleMania Rematch" at Smackdown's Judgement Day PPV. Akio & Kidman can feud with the returning Dudleys, and have Akio & Kidman .VS. The Dudley Boyz at Judgement Day. Heat Preview: Huge Heat Rematch Val Venis wants revenge on the EVIL Gene Snitsky for kicking the shit of him two weeks on Heat. Snitsky has accepted. Snitsky has vowed to rock Val's world like an excited fluffer from one of Val's movies. "The Masterpiece" Chris Masters .VS. The ROH invasion Week after week, Chris Masters makes another ROH punk tap out or black out to his MasterLock. This week, he continues his fight against the ROH invasion. A terrorist and a Superhero do battle! The chemical terrorist known as "Biohazard" has told Coach he is going to blow up the WWE, Hurricane has said "watsupwitdat?" and has issued a challenge to Biohazard. The Main Event Muhammed Hassan makes his return to the ring, to battle the current ECW World Heavyweight champion, Rhyno. The last time these two met on Heat, Hassan was able to defeat Rhyno. Can he do it again? Will Rhyno put his title on the line? Tune in to find out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted March 28, 2005 Since there's no Heat thread, I'll add this here.... Val carrying Snitsky to a decent match is amazing. Val pulls out good matches from SO many guys...hell, he had really good matches with TEST! The guy works well with almost anybody. It's too bad he's just jobber fodder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest nokia Report post Posted March 28, 2005 I found this over at 1wrestling and became curious; "London sent Spike sternum first to the buckle and then went up top and hit the 450, which Josh referred to as the Cosmic Cyclone, for the win" Does this mean that "they've" named Londons Finisher "the Cosmic Cyclone" ?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
