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Giuseppe Zangara

Let's edit bloated double albums

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And bloated single albums into solid EPs.

 

From double LP to single LP

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Ryan Adams - Gold

 

01. New York, New York

02. Answering Bell

03. La Cienga Just Smiled

04. The Rescue Blues

05. When the Stars Go Blue

06. Sylvia Plath

07. Enemy Fire

08. Gonna Make You Love Me

09. Harder Now That It's Over

10. Tina Toledo's Street Walkin' Blues

11. Goodnight, Hollywood Blvd.

 

From LP to EP

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Hüsker Dü - Candy Apple Grey

 

01. Crystal

02. Don't Want to Know if You Are Lonely

03. Sorry Somehow

04. Hardly Getting Over It

05. Eiffel Tower High

 

I removed five songs from each album, for what it's worth.

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(Inevitably) The White Album by The Beatles

 

1. Back In The USSR (McCartney)

2. Dear Prudence (Lennon)

3. Glass Onion (Lennon)

4. While My Guitar Gently Weeps (Harrison)

5. Blackbird (McCartney)

6. Julia (Lennon)

7. Birthday (McCartney)

8. Revolution 1 (Lennon)

9. Honey Pie (McCartney)

10. Revolution 9 (Lennon)

11. Good Night (Lennon)

 

Those credits are off the top of my head so one or two might be wrong. There's no McCartney bias at all, I just reckon that the Lennon songs were much more biting in general. McCartney did a lot of wanking on this album. A Harrison song and a song that Starr sings on gives the album a bit of balance.

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This is a pretty obvious choice:

 

Use Your Illusion:

 

1. Civil War

2. Live and Let Die

3. Don't Cry

4. Knockin' on Heaven's Door

5. Get in the Ring

6. Breakdown

7. November Rain

8. Estranged

9. You Could Be Mine

10. Don't Damn Me

11. Dead Horse

12. Coma

 

Still a pretty bloated LP, but whatever.

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i agree more or less about the white album. it's more about mood and scope than about tight, solid songs (which is what most double albums are about anyway, but the beatles did it better than anyone else).

 

i'll try to cut the fat anyway and play around with the order a little, for the hell of it:

 

back in the ussr

dear prudence

obladi, obladah

happiness is a warm gun

martha my dear

blackbird

birthday

mother nature's son

everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey

while my guitar gently weeps

sexy sadie

helter skelter

long long long

yer blues

julia

(cut 17 tracks)

 

most of the unnecessary stuff is on sides 2 and 4. side 2 is still solid and has probably the most cohesive vibe on the whole album (very stripped-down material with a distinctive unified feel to it), but it doesn't have the sheer volume of "knock you on your ass" material that side 3 does. side 4 always struck me as just weak, like a dumping ground for the "not quite there yet" tracks. throwaways and gimmick songs, with the possible exception of "goodnight" (which only works as a closer anyway, and which i chunked cause i think "julia" makes a better closer).

 

rolling stones, 'exile on main street' (which, again, kinda defeats the whole point of the album, but oh well):

 

rocks off

rip this joint

shake your hips

casino boogie

tumbling dice

loving cup

turd on the run

ventillator blues

all down the line

let it loose

(cut 8 tracks)

 

that one seems like it'd be a tight little rocking album.

 

pearl jam, 'vitalogy':

 

last exit

tremor christ

nothingman

satan's bed

corduroy

better man

immortality

(cut 7 tracks)

 

too easy.

 

madonna, 'true blue':

 

papa don't preach

open your heart

live to tell

true blue

la isla bonita

(cut 6 tracks i think)

 

way too easy. i love all those singles, but every deep track is exceedingly shitty.

 

cat power, 'you are free':

 

good woman

werewolf

fool

shaking paper

baby doll

names

keep on runnin

(cut 7 tracks)

 

good EP to slit your wrists to. which is essentially what cat power's really good for anyway.

 

bob dylan, 'time out of mind':

 

not dark yet

tryin' to get to heaven

make you feel my love

cold irons bound

can't wait

highlands

(cut 5 tracks)

 

the whole stretch from "standing in the doorway" to "til i fell in love with you" all sound like pretty much the same song, so i took the best of the bunch ("tryin to get to heaven") and threw the rest away. "dirt road blues" kinda sucks, and "lovesick" is all atmosphere with very little substance to it.

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Radiohead - Amnesiac will get the EP treatment:

 

01. Packt Like Sardines In A Crushd Tin Box

02. Pyramid Song

03. You & Whose Army?

04. I Might Be Wrong

05. Knives Out

06. Life In a Glass House

 

Even with five songs missing, I'd still not like Amnesiac very much, but I think some editing would make it a lot more digestable.

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i'd cut "packt like sardines..." and replace it at the beginning with "knives out," then put "like spinning plates" back in (which i think is the best song on the album), but i essentially agree.

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Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds' No More Shall We Part becomes an EP:

 

01. As I Sat Sadly By Her Side

02. Hallelujah

03. God is In the House

04. Oh My Lord

 

I don't know if NMSWP was released on vinyl, but, had it been, it would've been a double. Also, "Hallelujah" isn't yet another version of the song originally performed by Leonard Cohen.

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i'd cut "packd like sardines..." and replace it at the beginning with "knives out," then put "like spinning plates" back in (which i think is the best song on the album), but i essentially agree.

I haven't bothered altering the tracklist for anything I've listed, as—like with Amnesiac and Gold—I haven't listened to some of these albums in a very long time. Speaking of which, "Like Spinning Plates" might be a song I like, as couldn't remember whether it was that one or "Life..." I know I hate one of them.

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i'd cut "packt like sardines..." and replace it at the beginning with "knives out," then put "like spinning plates" back in (which i think is the best song on the album), but i essentially agree.

I like "Pulk/Pull Revolving Doors" though. "Dollars and Cents" and "Hunting Bears" don't do it for me.

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i'd cut "packd like sardines..." and replace it at the beginning with "knives out," then put "like spinning plates" back in (which i think is the best song on the album), but i essentially agree.

I haven't bothered altering the tracklist for anything I've listed, as—like with Amnesiac and Gold—I haven't listened to some of these albums in a very long time. Speaking of which, "Like Spinning Plates" might be a song I like, as couldn't remember whether it was that one or "Life..." I know I hate one of them.

Spinning Plates is when he's singing backwards recorded backwards, Life In A Glass House has the brass section.

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i'd cut "packt like sardines..." and replace it at the beginning with "knives out," then put "like spinning plates" back in (which i think is the best song on the album), but i essentially agree.

I like "Pulk/Pull Revolving Doors" though. "Dollars and Cents" and "Hunting Bears" don't do it for me.

"doors" is the wankiest thing on the album. it's like they mashed together "fitter happier" and "kid a," removing the content from "fitter happier" and the interesting textures from "kid a."

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They're okay, but not great. The album is specifically the reason I didn't try to get tickets for this tour; if it's going to be half new album/ATYCLB, I'm not terribly interested.

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It's not based on rehearsal reports.

 

They're doing three songs from Boy, a couple of ATYLCB songs, half HTDAAB and the rest the usual stuff they always play live.

 

Rehearsal setlist:

 

City of Blinding Lights

The Electric Co.

An Cat Dubh

Into The Heart

Beautiful Day

Miracle Drug

Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own

Love And Peace Or Else

Elevation

Stuck In A Moment You Can't Get Out Of

Yahweh

Bullet The Blue Sky / The Hands That Built America (snippet)

Running To Stand Still

Zoo Station

The Fly

Vertigo / Stories For Boys (snippet)

 

Encore(s):

Pride (In The Name Of Love)

Where The Streets Have No Name

One

All Because Of You

40

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Incandenza will be upset if this becomes a U2 thread (and I will too, I'd say), so:

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Massive Attack, Mezzanine

 

1. Angel

2. Risingson

3. Teardrop

4. Inertia Creeps

5. Group Four

 

(cut 6 tracks)

 

This is a great album, but the first four tracks are really great. Little else on the album introduces new concepts--it's kind of "Angel" part 2, "Teardrop" part 2, etc. "Group Four" stays because it's long, epic, fantastic, and pretty much encompasses all the moods of the first four stunners, leaving 30 perfect minutes.

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shocking. i find the last half a lot more satisfying. they kinda explore the same territory, but they tend to cut a lot deeper and explore a lot more (save for "inertia creeps," which is a mini-epic in its own right). i always thought of the first half as being more about surfaces and kind of surveying the sounds they were going for, then exploring them more fully later. "angel" is catchy as hell, but something about it seems more superficial than "dissolved girl" or "black milk." if i had to choose between, say, "mezzanine" and "risingson," i'd pick "mezzanine" in an instant.

 

so basically, i guess my edit would be:

 

inertia creeps

dissolved girl

black milk

mezzanine

group four

 

either way, makes a pretty mindblowing EP.

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It's not a double album but it's long enough to be

 

Stinkfist

Eulogy

H

46 & 2

Hooker with a penis

Jimmy

Die Eier Von Satan

Pushit

AEnima

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Physical Graffiti is a great album, maybe the best hard rock album of all time. But it could be an even tighter package if edited down. Here's my edited version:

 

1. Custard Pie

2. The Rover

3. In My Time of Dying

4. Houses of the Holy

4. Trampled Underfoot

5. Kashmir

6. In The Light

7. Down by the Seaside

8. Ten Years Gone

9. Sick Again

 

Most of the cutting is from Side 4, which is decent but certainly the weakest part of the album.

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It's not a double album but it's long enough to be

 

Stinkfist

Eulogy

H

46 & 2

Hooker with a penis

Jimmy

Die Eier Von Satan

Pushit

AEnima

you only cut one real song. not much of an edit.

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Tool's Aenima

Stinkfist

Eulogy

H

46 & 2

Hooker with a penis

Jimmy

Die Eier Von Satan

Pushit

AEnima

Isn't that just slashing the interludes and "Third Eye"? There are only 9 tracks I'd consider real songs on that album. Tool somehow seems wrong without bloat.

 

Edit: I hate you godthedog, and your heathen alacrity.

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