Anger managment.

[MrRant 0]

If someone cracks you in the knee with pool ball wrapped in a tshirt

Awfully specific there. Maybe Ripper is hard after all.

He must be white as a black man wouldn't do that.

[Nighthawk 0]

If you have no pride, you'll win more fights.

[Damaramu 0]

If you have no pride, you'll win more fights.

How so?

[Nighthawk 0]

Fighting like a bitch at first will usually give you openings you can drive a truck through. If they land the first shot, fall to the floor and start twitching. As soon as they turn, smash them in the small of the back. Or put up your hands like you're going to box, but then kick them in the balls. Scream that you're a hemophiliac. That used to actually work before they did it on the Simpsons. If you do bleed, though, say "Oh no, I'm HIV positive."

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I have this wooden rolling pin in my truck that makes a very deceptive cudgel. A person would think "Who the fuck's gonna whip someone with a rolling pin?" then get cracked. I wouldn't have kept it so long if I had any clue how it got in my truck.

[Guest MikeSC]

 

You're far too bright to fall for it.

          -=Mike

There's no reason to lie to the boy Mike.

I don't need some big, irrational irate dude coming after me.

-=Mike

[Damaramu 0]

Fighting like a bitch at first will usually give you openings you can drive a truck through. If they land the first shot, fall to the floor and start twitching. As soon as they turn, smash them in the small of the back. Or put up your hands like you're going to box, but then kick them in the balls. Scream that you're a hemophiliac. That used to actually work before they did it on the Simpsons. If you do bleed, though, say "Oh no, I'm HIV positive."

I can always count on IDRM to bring the logic. Good point.

[Crimson Platypus 0]

The only fair fight is the one that I won. As my god and yours Jesse Ventura always said:

 

Win if you can, lose if you must, but ALWAYS cheat.

[Guest MikeSC]

If you can learn to wet yourself on cue and then weep uncontrollably, you could kick even an MMA'ers ass.

-=Mike

..."Well, this idiot started crying and pissing his pants...then I remember waking up"

[Ripper 0]

The difference maker in 90% of most fights is what you are willing to do. The dude willing to kill you will always beat the guy willing to kick your ass with anything he can get his hands on. The guy willing to kick your ass with anything he can get his hands on will pretty much always beat the shit out of the I am going to beat you up in a FAIR fight guy. Fair fight guy will probably beat a scared pussy.

[Guest MikeSC]

The difference maker in 90% of most fights is what you are willing to do. The dude willing to kill you will always beat the guy willing to kick your ass with anything he can get his hands on. The guy willing to kick your ass with anything he can get his hands on will pretty much always beat the shit out of the I am going to beat you up in a FAIR fight guy. Fair fight guy will probably beat a scared pussy.

What about "dude willing to kill you and make himself look like a total pussy before he proceeds to kill you"?

 

Can anybody stop him?

 

I think not.

-=Mike

[Damaramu 0]

What about dude who's willing to fake a seizure before he kills you?

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

I was hoping Damaramu's return to this thread would be to say "So I killed a dude."

[MrRant 0]

I find it more likely that Dama would kill a woman personally.

[Damaramu 0]

I find it more likely that Dama would kill a woman personally.

No I've never hit a woman or pushed one or hell even really lost my temper on one.

Usually when I get angry it's at guys. When women make me angry I don't yell at them. I just snap at them or give them the cold shoulder.

 

I dunno a lot of people tell me to hold it in and not yell or blow up. But I find if I hold it in then it turns over in my brain so much that I get angrier and the eventual explosion is worse.

Now I wonder where do I go for anger managment and would it cost anything?

[The Czech Republic 0]

Did Damaramu get in a fight with his friends but then they sent him home?

[Art Sandusky 0]

Guess you haven't been trying the thing I had you read.

[Damaramu 0]

Yeah the problem is I'm already an emotional person that acts on instinct. This just gets worse.

I'm taking a bunch of PE classes that include Weight Lifting and Judo. Hmm.....maybe I should cancel the Judo class.

 

Anyone ever been so angry at a woman and you knew you couldn't hit her so you took it out on her innocent boyfriend?

[2GOLD 0]

This is like reading the future profile of a Maury guest.

It's fascinating.

[Damaramu 0]

This is like reading the future profile of a Maury guest.

It's fascinating.

Maury? I'm shooting for Oprah.

[Richard 0]

I wouldn't recommend anger management. That movie sucked. What was Jack thinking?

[Art Sandusky 0]

There's a difference between acting on instinct and taking a moment before you act on instinct to clear your mind and allow The Flow to guide you.

[mister foozel 0]

I wouldn't recommend anger management. That movie sucked. What was Jack thinking?

hey, is that you in your sig?

 

if so, that girl is WAAAAAY too hot for you man.

[MrRant 0]

There's a difference between acting on instinct and taking a moment before you act on instinct to clear your mind and allow The Flow to guide you.

Based on your general track record... is it really a good idea to listen to you until you've proven yourself?

[Matt Young 0]

I wouldn't recommend anger management. That movie sucked. What was Jack thinking?

I'm pretty srue the guy's Eli Manning. And yeah, that bitch is fine.

 

Fuck man, I got ink all over my keyboard. And why must Inacndenza use periods at the end of interrogative sentences? It's a glaring error.

[Art Sandusky 0]

There's a difference between acting on instinct and taking a moment before you act on instinct to clear your mind and allow The Flow to guide you.

Based on your general track record... is it really a good idea to listen to you until you've proven yourself?

Here's the thing: I've only been doing that for the last couple of weeks, and things have improved dramatically.

[MrRant 0]

You've had a good couple weeks/days before and it's fizzled out time and time again.