Cheex Incarnate Posted March 29, 2005 Report Posted March 29, 2005 If you ask me, Big Dave looked his pimpinest at WrestleMania last year. A close second is his monochromatic get-up when he made his excersion to SD! a few weeks back (then again his orange tie, pin striped thing he had on last RAW was awful kick ass too). I can't find any pictures else I'd show them, but we're all pretty familiar with them. Anyone else care to share their thoughts on Batista's best wardrobe? -Cheex
Twisted Intestine Posted March 29, 2005 Report Posted March 29, 2005 Wrestling fans wonder why people might think we're gay.. We don't watch men in tights, and then go online and talk about their clothing!
2GOLD Posted March 29, 2005 Report Posted March 29, 2005 I want his suits. Those suits are awesome. I've yet to see the guy in a bad suit since he joined the Evolution angle. Hell, he was working a buffed up Michael Knight look on the cover of RAW magazine once. The guy has one amazing tailor.
SuperJerk Posted March 29, 2005 Report Posted March 29, 2005 Hey! Its a THREAD about THREADS! What are the chances of that?
The Niggardly King Posted March 29, 2005 Report Posted March 29, 2005 His suit he wore while at the press conference to promote Taboo Tuesday.
iggymcfly Posted March 29, 2005 Report Posted March 29, 2005 I can't pick out a particular suit right now, but I just wanted to say that my one disappointment with the main event segment was that he didn't wear a suit out to the ring last night. He just doesn't have the same aura in wrestling tights. I can kind of see it this time though, because from a character standpoint, he had to know that something was going to end up happening with HHH, and he probably figured he'd be better off going out there dressed to fight.
Some Guy Posted March 29, 2005 Report Posted March 29, 2005 It's kind of sad that guys who are actually any good get threads called "Benoit's Best Match" or something but Batista gets a thread about his clothes because other than that he's not really worth talking about in a positive way.
Guest cosbywasmurdered Posted March 29, 2005 Report Posted March 29, 2005 No. It's because that's what everyone's fixated on. There are more positive things to say about Batista than his fashion sense, but people have latched onto his dress style and will ride it for years to come.
Dark Age Posted March 30, 2005 Report Posted March 30, 2005 I can't pick out a particular suit right now, but I just wanted to say that my one disappointment with the main event segment was that he didn't wear a suit out to the ring last night. He just doesn't have the same aura in wrestling tights. I can kind of see it this time though, because from a character standpoint, he had to know that something was going to end up happening with HHH, and he probably figured he'd be better off going out there dressed to fight. What, it's easier to fight in a tiny pair of underwear? Don't tell me you're serious.
The Czech Republic Posted March 31, 2005 Report Posted March 31, 2005 This thread needs some Czech. Holy shit how did I not see this one. Okay youse guys. What the FUCK is your fixation on quality menswear? God. Of all the absurd trends this folder has seen, I gotta say one of the biggest and weirdest is fawning over a large ripped man in a purple pinstriped suit. Is this some deep-seated psychological issue because you only wear an old nWo Wolfpac shirt from 1998 and envy the fashion sense assigned to him by the wardrobe department? Or do you just wanna jump the guy. First of all, it doesn't make much sense for him OR Orton to still dress well as part of their character, since that's a distinct and obvious Evolution holdover. How are they distancing themselves from Hunter and Flair? Everyone's going at it in expensive suits and sunglasses, and there's no difference between anyone. And speaking of Orton, God forbid Batista starts assaulting and harassing women while nicely dressed, or you guys are gonna collectively shoot off enough semen to fill a kiddie pool or two. How stupid is it to like a guy because he dresses up for wrestling shows? He's really nothing special otherwise. It's a silly thing to obsess over to simply justify liking him for the sake of seeing Triple H lose, who is more entertaining than Batista on the canvas and the microphone, even at his slackingest. Triple H wears nice suits too. Why don't you all go suck HIS dick for a while.
TheFranchise Posted March 31, 2005 Report Posted March 31, 2005 This thread needs some Czech. Holy shit how did I not see this one. Okay youse guys. What the FUCK is your fixation on quality menswear? God. Of all the absurd trends this folder has seen, I gotta say one of the biggest and weirdest is fawning over a large ripped man in a purple pinstriped suit. Is this some deep-seated psychological issue because you only wear an old nWo Wolfpac shirt from 1998 and envy the fashion sense assigned to him by the wardrobe department? Or do you just wanna jump the guy. First of all, it doesn't make much sense for him OR Orton to still dress well as part of their character, since that's a distinct and obvious Evolution holdover. How are they distancing themselves from Hunter and Flair? Everyone's going at it in expensive suits and sunglasses, and there's no difference between anyone. And speaking of Orton, God forbid Batista starts assaulting and harassing women while nicely dressed, or you guys are gonna collectively shoot off enough semen to fill a kiddie pool or two. How stupid is it to like a guy because he dresses up for wrestling shows? He's really nothing special otherwise. It's a silly thing to obsess over to simply justify liking him for the sake of seeing Triple H lose, who is more entertaining than Batista on the canvas and the microphone, even at his slackingest. Triple H wears nice suits too. Why don't you all go suck HIS dick for a while. This thread needs less Czech.
Guest Reservoir_Kitty Posted March 31, 2005 Report Posted March 31, 2005 Black pinstripes, no doubt. Although, I don't mind him without the suits either.
Some Guy Posted March 31, 2005 Report Posted March 31, 2005 No. It's because that's what everyone's fixated on. There are more positive things to say about Batista than his fashion sense, Such as? but people have latched onto his dress style and will ride it for years to come. Agreed and it's gotten tiresome after only a few months. Czech: Triple H wears nice suits too. Why don't you all go suck HIS dick for a while. Because he doesn't wear orange ties, maybe?
Guest cosbywasmurdered Posted March 31, 2005 Report Posted March 31, 2005 He has cool sunglasses too.
Some Guy Posted March 31, 2005 Report Posted March 31, 2005 He has cool sunglasses too. So, not only is he a snazzy dresser but he can accesorize as well, I'd bet his steroid syringes are color coordinated to match his shoes as well. GET THIS GUY THE TITLE NOW!
The Czech Republic Posted March 31, 2005 Report Posted March 31, 2005 If the wardrobe department put this much work into Tyson Tomko or Gene Snitsky, would the reaction be the same?
The Czech Republic Posted March 31, 2005 Report Posted March 31, 2005 OMG PIMPSKY HIS SHIRT IS BURGUNDY AND HIS TIE IS MAGENTA I'M ON MY KNEES ALREADY
Da Maintenance Man Posted March 31, 2005 Report Posted March 31, 2005 Amazing. Just...amazing. You guys have nitpicked the shit out of past & present workers but then a big, suit wearing hoss can come in & get praise just because of his wardrobe?? Fuckin' incredible. You smarks are a weird bunch.
Slayer Posted March 31, 2005 Report Posted March 31, 2005 Wrestling fans wonder why people might think we're gay.. We don't watch men in tights, and then go online and talk about their clothing! And then rejoice when assorted women leave or are booted from the company (and yes, I've been in this group before)
Some Guy Posted March 31, 2005 Report Posted March 31, 2005 Amazing. Just...amazing. You guys have nitpicked the shit out of past & present workers but then a big, suit wearing hoss can come in & get praise just because of his wardrobe?? Fuckin' incredible. You smarks are a weird bunch. Thank God! Sometimes I feel so alone in my bewilderment over the Smark love for Batista. Slayer has a good point as well.
iggymcfly Posted March 31, 2005 Report Posted March 31, 2005 Have you even watched Batista over the last couple months? He's shown more charisma than any face since The Rock, and he's gotten more over than anyone since RVD's first WWE run. To say it's all the suits is completely trivializing the WWE's biggest success story in years.
Some Guy Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 Have you even watched Batista over the last couple months? He's shown more charisma than any face since The Rock, and he's gotten more over than anyone since RVD's first WWE run. To say it's all the suits is completely trivializing the WWE's biggest success story in years. Yes, I have been watching the last few months and yes Batista does have a certain degree of charisma, John Cena has more and he doen't get drooled over on the board. Both guys are crappy workers (although Cena is better) and Cena is a much much better talker. Cena has more talent, doesn't wear a suit doesn't get any love. Batista has less talent, wears a suit and half the board has a wet dream about him. Cena got over on his own, Batista had the #1 guy in the company as his mentor and then gets to beat him up. Cena has been getting bigger pops than Batista is getting now for well over a year. Cena is still over despite doing a ton of jobs in the past two years, Batista is has been over for 3 months and hasn't done a clean job in a long long time. Two guys with roughly equal experieince and one is better than the other in everyway, yet the worse performer gets all the love. It comes down to the suit and nothing more. Batista has suceeded at nothing yet. He probably will draw a good buyrate at WM, but will see how long the drawing power lasts. I hope he does very well, but I think people will start to see through his act. The guy is a one trick pony and that one trick is a good tailor.
Guest cosbywasmurdered Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 Have you even watched Batista over the last couple months? He's shown more charisma than any face since The Rock, and he's gotten more over than anyone since RVD's first WWE run. To say it's all the suits is completely trivializing the WWE's biggest success story in years. I think the derisive emoticon says it all. He's not a success story either, he won't be one until he can prove that he can sustain his popularity and be a draw on his own merits. He's done neither of those things. I like Batista but saying that he's shown more Charisma than any face since The Rock is an outright joke. Eddie Geurrero at his height was more over than Batista is. Do you think that if it was Batista challengeing the Undertaker he wouldn't get booed too?
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