Guest CronoT Report post Posted April 7, 2005 What in the name of fuck is that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest news_gimmick Report post Posted April 7, 2005 Don't quote me on this, but I believe its a new generation URINAL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted April 7, 2005 There's no way I'm putting my dick near a robotic claw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skywarp! 0 Report post Posted April 7, 2005 Look at the way it's poised to hold it for you. I don't need this thing holding it for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted April 7, 2005 "Your dick is only this big." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted April 7, 2005 That thing should have an effeminate voice offering instructions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 7, 2005 If it jerks off, I'd consider it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted April 7, 2005 "Danger, danger! Not in the face, Will Robinson!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Modern Man's Hustle 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2005 Right hand poised for dick grabbing, but what in the name of God is the left hand? Pube trimmer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2005 groomer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2005 Prostate massages. It also makes weeping noises once you're done. It's really a great machine, I don't know why you all are getting huffy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2005 The two hands are set up for different dick sizes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
