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They should let Tomko grow out an assload of chest and back hair, ditch the Problem Solver nickname and simply call him The Bear.

 

Mind you, if A-Train was still around this gimmick would be tailor-made for him. You left us far too soon, Bloom.

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Christian and Edge need to run an angle where they compete to see who can nail Lita more in one day. I call this angle, "The E and C Train goes to Litaville".*

 

*Title is a work in progress.

How about "Life Imitating Art"?

 

Oh don't look at me like that! You all know that Edge is sharing some of that with his best friend!

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HHH actually made a potentially over Christian look really bad tonight.

 

 

Why are they even interacting? Let Bautista have his pure defense, by God.

 

It just makes Raw more and more irritating when he sticks himselves in plots that oughtn't involve him.

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Tomko can become "Tommy", the gay bodyguard (like THE ROCK~! in that movie~!), and Christian can be totally unaware of Tomkos motivations in being his "problem solver". It would be great. Tomko can confide in Rosie and Rosie tells him he has to be true to himself. Tomko says "I try to say something, but the words never come out right". All-the-while Maria is scheming to get Tomko in the sack and she has girly talks with Stacy, Candice and Christie in a Sex and the City-style dialogue with Stacy now writing a column about Sex and the WWE for RAW magazine. Candice confides in Stacy that she wants Christian and Stacy and Rosie get together to do backstage gossip and play matchmakers but it ends up blowing up in their faces and they become outcasts... and as they share sweet lonliness, they fall madly in love.

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It's hard to tell if they're leaning towards Tomko/Christian joining Evolution or not because he could head to Smackdown. They could make a good team. There's a lot of possibilities. I bet they go with Option A and forget the push. LOL

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*Scene opens with Stacy, in her apartment, at a keyboard typing.*

 

(Stacy Narrates): The other day something very strange occured. Not strange ha-ha, not strange bizarre, but strange... creepy...

 

*Scene switches to Candice, Stacy, Christy and Maria sitting in a cafe*

 

Christy:... and THAT'S how I beat up the coach with an oversized boxing glove!

 

(girls laugh)

 

Stacy: As you all know, I am now writing a Sex in the WWE column for RAW magazine.

 

(girls nod)

 

Stacy: So... got any hot gossip?

 

Christy: Well... I heard...

 

(Christy, with a big grin on her face, looks over at Maria)

 

Maria: No Christy, please, I told you that as a secret.

 

(Candice looks surprised and Stacy smiles)

 

Stacy: C'mon Maria, there's no secrets between us girls.

 

Christy: Well, let's just say there is this girl... let's call her... Mary (Christy winks at Maria). Well, Mary has the hots for this guy... let's call him... Tyson Tomko...

 

(Stacy and Candices mouths open wide)

 

(Christy winks again at Maria, Maria looks shocked)

 

Stacy: No way.

 

(Maria looks down and blushes)

 

(The 3 girls all scream together)

 

Candice: But why?

 

Maria: Well...

 

Stacy: I heard he was gay.

 

Christy: What?

 

Maria: WHAT?

 

Stacy: What? It's just what I heard.

 

Candice: Him and Christian ARE awfully... "tight"

 

Maria: C'mon guys, he is not!

 

Christy: I wasn't going to say anything, but... those tattoos are rather... "homosexual". (Christy winks again, at no one in particular)

 

Candice: Tomko, maybe. But not that Christian.

 

(The girls all turn their attention to Candice)

 

Candice: What? I'm just saying... he's kinda cute.

 

(The girls all scream... again)

 

Christy: I heard he was a... "CLB"... you know, a creepy little bastard... ( ;) )

 

Stacy: Yeah, we know, they just say it on television every week for the past forever.

 

(Christy with a shocked/disgusted look on her face)

 

Stacy: I mean... those new shoes look fabulous on you!

 

Christy: THANKS!

 

(Christy gets up and starts to dance around as The Hives play)

 

*Long shot of the girls sitting in the cafe as the scene moves back to Stacies apartment*

 

(Stacy is still sitting at the computer typing)

 

*A shot of the computer screen with Stacy on a MSN-like private conversation*

 

Stacylegs2002: OMG CANDICE LUVS XTIAN

Ro-nanTheSamoian: WOOT?~!

Stacylegs2002: And...

Ro-nanTheSamoian: Theirs moore?!

Stacylegs2002: :) :) :)

Ro-nanTheSamoian: TELL TELL TELL!

Stacylegs2002: O

Stacylegs2002: K

Ro-nanTheSamoian: Weeeeeeeellllllll?!

Stacylegs2002: Maria

Ro-nanTheSamoian: ?~!???!?!?!? The suspinse is killin me!

Stacylegs2002: and

Ro-nanTheSamoian: *suspense

Stacylegs2002: TOMKO! OMG!

Ro-nanTheSamoian: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Stacylegs2002: I NO! LOL!

Ro-nanTheSamoian: TOMKO LIEKS XTIAN!

Stacylegs2002: NO WAY!

Ro-nanTheSamoian: He told me yesturnday.

Ro-nanTheSamoian: *yestderay

Ro-nanTheSamoian: *YESTERDAY

Stacylegs2002: Well, wut do we do now?

Ro-nanTheSamoian: I dun know.

Stacylegs2002: Yes U do.

Ro-nanTheSamoian: R U thinkin wut I am thinkin?

Stacylegs2002: prolly

Ro-nanTheSamoian: Get them together for a nite out and watch the sparks flyee!

Stacylegs2002: Tats better than my idea of buying new shoes :(

Ro-nanTheSamoian: Don't let Christy get 2 U. She has lots of $$$ now that she's a DIVA winner. You are still waaay prittyer.

Stacylegs2002: Tnx. I gotta go. I have to write up this RAW columm.

Ro-nanTheSamoian: L8R

Stacylegs2002: XOXO

Ro-nanTheSamoian: :P

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*Scene opens with Stacy, in her apartment, at a keyboard typing.*

 

(Stacy Narrates): The other day something very strange occured. Not strange ha-ha, not strange bizarre, but strange... creepy...

 

*Scene switches to Candice, Stacy, Christy and Maria sitting in a cafe*

 

Christy:... and THAT'S how I beat up the coach with an oversized boxing glove!

 

(girls laugh)

 

Stacy: As you all know, I am now writing a Sex in the WWE column for RAW magazine.

 

(girls nod)

 

Stacy: So... got any hot gossip?

 

Christy: Well... I heard...

 

(Christy, with a big grin on her face, looks over at Maria)

 

Maria: No Christy, please, I told you that as a secret.

 

(Candice looks surprised and Stacy smiles)

 

Stacy: C'mon Maria, there's no secrets between us girls.

 

Christy: Well, let's just say there is this girl... let's call her... Mary (Christy winks at Maria). Well, Mary has the hots for this guy... let's call him... Tyson Tomko...

 

(Stacy and Candices mouths open wide)

 

(Christy winks again at Maria, Maria looks shocked)

 

Stacy: No way.

 

(Maria looks down and blushes)

 

(The 3 girls all scream together)

 

Candice: But why?

 

Maria: Well...

 

Stacy: I heard he was gay.

 

Christy: What?

 

Maria: WHAT?

 

Stacy: What? It's just what I heard.

 

Candice: Him and Christian ARE awfully... "tight"

 

Maria: C'mon guys, he is not!

 

Christy: I wasn't going to say anything, but... those tattoos are rather... "homosexual". (Christy winks again, at no one in particular)

 

Candice: Tomko, maybe. But not that Christian.

 

(The girls all turn their attention to Candice)

 

Candice: What? I'm just saying... he's kinda cute.

 

(The girls all scream... again)

 

Christy: I heard he was a... "CLB"... you know, a creepy little bastard... ( ;) )

 

Stacy: Yeah, we know, they just say it on television every week for the past forever.

 

(Christy with a shocked/disgusted look on her face)

 

Stacy: I mean... those new shoes look fabulous on you!

 

Christy: THANKS!

 

(Christy gets up and starts to dance around as The Hives play)

 

*Long shot of the girls sitting in the cafe as the scene moves back to Stacies apartment*

 

(Stacy is still sitting at the computer typing)

 

*A shot of the computer screen with Stacy on a MSN-like private conversation*

 

Stacylegs2002: OMG CANDICE LUVS XTIAN

Ro-nanTheSamoian: WOOT?~!

Stacylegs2002: And...

Ro-nanTheSamoian: Theirs moore?!

Stacylegs2002: :) :) :)

Ro-nanTheSamoian: TELL TELL TELL!

Stacylegs2002: O

Stacylegs2002: K

Ro-nanTheSamoian: Weeeeeeeellllllll?!

Stacylegs2002: Maria

Ro-nanTheSamoian: ?~!???!?!?!? The suspinse is killin me!

Stacylegs2002: and

Ro-nanTheSamoian: *suspense

Stacylegs2002: TOMKO! OMG!

Ro-nanTheSamoian: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Stacylegs2002: I NO! LOL!

Ro-nanTheSamoian: TOMKO LIEKS XTIAN!

Stacylegs2002: NO WAY!

Ro-nanTheSamoian: He told me yesturnday.

Ro-nanTheSamoian: *yestderay

Ro-nanTheSamoian: *YESTERDAY

Stacylegs2002: Well, wut do we do now?

Ro-nanTheSamoian: I dun know.

Stacylegs2002: Yes U do.

Ro-nanTheSamoian: R U thinkin wut I am thinkin?

Stacylegs2002: prolly

Ro-nanTheSamoian: Get them together for a nite out and watch the sparks flyee!

Stacylegs2002: Tats better than my idea of buying new shoes :(

Ro-nanTheSamoian: Don't let Christy get 2 U. She has lots of $$$ now that she's a DIVA winner. You are still waaay prittyer.

Stacylegs2002: Tnx. I gotta go. I have to write up this RAW columm.

Ro-nanTheSamoian: L8R

Stacylegs2002: XOXO

Ro-nanTheSamoian: :P

What the fuck is this.

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*Scene opens with Stacy, in her apartment, at a keyboard typing.*

 

(Stacy Narrates): The other day something very strange occured.  Not strange ha-ha, not strange bizarre, but strange... creepy...

 

*Scene switches to Candice, Stacy, Christy and Maria sitting in a cafe*

 

Christy:... and THAT'S how I beat up the coach with an oversized boxing glove!

 

(girls laugh)

 

Stacy: As you all know, I am now writing a Sex in the WWE column for RAW magazine.

 

(girls nod)

 

Stacy: So... got any hot gossip?

 

Christy: Well... I heard...

 

(Christy, with a big grin on her face, looks over at Maria)

 

Maria: No Christy, please, I told you that as a secret.

 

(Candice looks surprised and Stacy smiles)

 

Stacy: C'mon Maria, there's no secrets between us girls.

 

Christy: Well, let's just say there is this girl... let's call her... Mary (Christy winks at Maria).  Well, Mary has the hots for this guy... let's call him... Tyson Tomko...

 

(Stacy and Candices mouths open wide)

 

(Christy winks again at Maria, Maria looks shocked)

 

Stacy: No way.

 

(Maria looks down and blushes)

 

(The 3 girls all scream together)

 

Candice: But why?

 

Maria: Well...

 

Stacy: I heard he was gay.

 

Christy: What?

 

Maria: WHAT?

 

Stacy: What?  It's just what I heard.

 

Candice: Him and Christian ARE awfully... "tight"

 

Maria: C'mon guys, he is not!

 

Christy: I wasn't going to say anything, but... those tattoos are rather... "homosexual".  (Christy winks again, at no one in particular)

 

Candice: Tomko, maybe.  But not that Christian.

 

(The girls all turn their attention to Candice)

 

Candice: What?  I'm just saying... he's kinda cute.

 

(The girls all scream... again)

 

Christy: I heard he was a... "CLB"... you know, a creepy little bastard... ( ;) )

 

Stacy: Yeah, we know, they just say it on television every week for the past forever.

 

(Christy with a shocked/disgusted look on her face)

 

Stacy: I mean... those new shoes look fabulous on you!

 

Christy: THANKS!

 

(Christy gets up and starts to dance around as The Hives play)

 

*Long shot of the girls sitting in the cafe as the scene moves back to Stacies apartment*

 

(Stacy is still sitting at the computer typing)

 

*A shot of the computer screen with Stacy on a MSN-like private conversation*

 

Stacylegs2002: OMG CANDICE LUVS XTIAN

Ro-nanTheSamoian: WOOT?~!

Stacylegs2002: And...

Ro-nanTheSamoian: Theirs moore?!

Stacylegs2002: :) :) :)

Ro-nanTheSamoian: TELL TELL TELL!

Stacylegs2002: O

Stacylegs2002: K

Ro-nanTheSamoian: Weeeeeeeellllllll?!

Stacylegs2002: Maria

Ro-nanTheSamoian: ?~!???!?!?!?  The suspinse is killin me!

Stacylegs2002: and

Ro-nanTheSamoian: *suspense

Stacylegs2002: TOMKO! OMG!

Ro-nanTheSamoian: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Stacylegs2002: I NO! LOL!

Ro-nanTheSamoian: TOMKO LIEKS XTIAN!

Stacylegs2002: NO WAY!

Ro-nanTheSamoian: He told me yesturnday.

Ro-nanTheSamoian: *yestderay

Ro-nanTheSamoian: *YESTERDAY

Stacylegs2002: Well, wut do we do now?

Ro-nanTheSamoian: I dun know.

Stacylegs2002: Yes U do.

Ro-nanTheSamoian: R U thinkin wut I am thinkin?

Stacylegs2002: prolly

Ro-nanTheSamoian: Get them together for a nite out and watch the sparks flyee!

Stacylegs2002: Tats better than my idea of buying new shoes :(

Ro-nanTheSamoian: Don't let Christy get 2 U.  She has lots of $$$ now that she's a DIVA winner.  You are still waaay prittyer. 

Stacylegs2002: Tnx.  I gotta go.  I have to write up this RAW columm.

Ro-nanTheSamoian: L8R

Stacylegs2002: XOXO

Ro-nanTheSamoian: :P

What the fuck is this.

An obeius bad attempt at Comedy :throwup:

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I'm going to try to give RRR a mercy killing here by getting back on topic. Anyway, I think the main event actually served its purpose fine tonight. They let Batista overcome the odds to help him get over, they let HHH get a little bit of heat going into the PPV, and I still think that Christian got some rub tonight just by being involved.

 

I mean, he couldn't really just jump right into the main event scene hen he's 4-14 on the year and hasn't won a match clean in recent memory (since he was relegated to Heat duty if I was going to guess). However, he did a ton to get his character over tonight, and he actually got more offense in the Batista match than he usually does when he's facing some lower-midcarder for no particular reason.

 

Really, if they were going to feed someone to Batista, Christain was about perfect, because he's over enough that Batista getting the win will mean something to the fans, but he's also still in the position that the loss won't hurt him whatsoever. I thought they managed a pretty entertaining show tonight, and while Backlash won't do anywhere near as well as Mania, I still think they'll put up a fairly decent number.

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You know, I have a hard time remembering who wins or loses week in and week out ... so it baffles me that people throw out stats like 4-14 on Raw this year.

 

Who, other than smarks, really tracks things like that?

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Guest webmasterofwrestlegame

I was at RAW last night and when the show aired they clearly piped in chants during the main event, as I would say a comfortable 50 - 60% of the arena was backing Christian throughout.

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At first I thought the chants had been wiped out completly, but the crowd reaction IS there after the break. I remember we all saw the "Raw Live" logo on the Tron, and being a smart crowd we knew we had got back from break and it was time to step it up.

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Guest nokia

Christian has OWNED raw these past 2 weeks...

 

So it's no wonder "why" he's going to Smackdown after the draft; He's starting to outshine Hunter !!

 

Someone should bring a sign to the next event saying; HHH fears the Christian Coalition !!

 

Christian = :headbang:

 

Christian to Smackdown = :cheers:

 

Christian being left OUT of Backlash = :huh: :angry: :throwup:

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Good point. Last night I thought to myself "Christian is rocking tonight and yet once he jobs here to Batista....what is he going to do on the PPV??" The fact that he doesn't have a match to speak of suggests to me that he very well could be going to SMDN.

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You know, I have a hard time remembering who wins or loses week in and week out ... so it baffles me that people throw out stats like 4-14 on Raw this year.

 

Who, other than smarks, really tracks things like that?

The "Raw brand won-loss record" thread had the record through a few weeks ago, when he was 3-12.

 

Although, actually looking back at the thread, it got updated more recently than I thought, so Christian's record on Raw is actually 3-13 this year, as the only match that wasn't on there was his loss to Batista.

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The fact that he doesn't have a match to speak of suggests to me that he very well could be going to SMDN.

Well also, don't forget the overly blatant hints of a fued with Cena..."This is how I roll", gee who is he playing off of with that one...

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They should give him a match at Backlash to get his heat back.

 

Just pick some mid card guy and have Christian own him.

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Actually, that could really help him, just to get a quick clean win like that. Have him talk about how pissed he is about losing to Batista, and how he wants to get his frustrations out.

 

Seeing as how Venis and Hurricane are about the only choices for him to wrestle, it would probably have to be a Heat match, but then again, that might actually let more people see it, depending on the buyrate.

 

Anyway, if he's not on the card, I think the pre-PPV Heat would be the perfect time to give Christian a win clean with the Unprettier. A three minute squash of Hurricane would be about perfect.

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not to raise TheLastBoyscout's ire, but come on, they CAN'T have him squashing someone, let's get serious here...fake...scripted...whatever...that should NOT be happening...

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Why not, you don't think that Jay Reso could beat the shit out of Gregory Helms? I wouldn't have him do it to a big guy, but a minor squash over Hurricane would be perfectly believable.

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Oh, man, I was a little skeptical of Christian's awesomeness at first, but after his promo w/ Flair, I'm totally behind him. "He should get drafted to Smackdown! Maybe he can beat Michael Cole!"

 

 

Christian = Best thing on Raw

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HHH actually made a potentially over Christian look really bad tonight.

 

 

Why are they even interacting? Let Bautista have his pure defense, by God.

 

It just makes Raw more and more irritating when he sticks himselves in plots that oughtn't involve him.

Maybe because HHH and Batista are fighting on Sunday and in the middle of a feud?

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