Things you always thought about other posters

[Guest Vitamin X]

I just thought I'd make a thread regarding things we probably thought of some other posters but seemed too trivial to mention or that you just never had the right time to say it. You've all had a couple, I'm sure.

 

This thread was brought upon by me probably thinking that NoCalMike probably has a really good friend named Jen. He just looks like the type.

[Guest FromBeyondTheGrave]

CanadianChick needs to get laid.

[tominator89 0]

kkktookmybabyaway seems like an entertaining and insightful person. It's gotta be the Pennsylvania thing he's got going.

[Vyce 0]

If asked to do so, I'd probably buy The Czech Republic alcoholic beverages. Because he seems like a good kid, and I suspect his fake ID is not of the best quality.

[Art Sandusky 0]

You're all a bunch of singular points with tendrils that fit into certain slots on a massive pegboard.

[Guest news_gimmick]

Incandenza seems like the type who could entertain a party.

[LessonInMachismo 0]

Vitamin X strikes me as the type of guy who you could trust.

[Nighthawk 0]

I got nothing.

[Art Sandusky 0]

AoO and IDRM are really a couple of grizzled 47 year old men who live together. They aren't gay, but do everything together and hunt all their food.

[Ted the Poster 0]

A few people here do and talk about too many goddamn drugs to not be addicts of some sort. Depending on my mood it makes me either concerned for their health or want to stab them in the eye with a used syringe.

[Art Sandusky 0]

If this amount of exposure worries you, then you'd be terrified if everyone who really did it spoke up.

[Ted the Poster 0]

Around here? Pfft.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

AoO and IDRM are really a couple of grizzled 47 year old men who live together. They aren't gay, but do everything together and hunt all their food.

The only thing keeping it from homosexuality is the fact that we aren't each other's types.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

I thought that one day Dama would snap after that lost to USC and declare himself a Texas Longhorn.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

I don't think my posting self resembles my real self at all. I might be wrong.

[Matt Young 0]

Same here. Well, my posts show a certain side of my personality along with occasional glimpses into the rest, but for the most part, you'd be surprised at how different I am from the way I appear in most posts. Thank God, eh?

 

I'm sure I have things to mention about other posters, but none that I can think of at the moment.

[Ripper 0]

I don't know...in real life I make comments and jokes meant to entertain me and me alone, just like here and give a shit if anyone else is entertained, so I guess I post the same way I am in real life.

 

Only I make everything GOLD with the facial expressions that you can't see here.

[Guest Vitamin X]

You should then start posting exagerratively funny facial expressions to go along with your posts then, Ripper.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I post how I talk, without the scratchiness and mumbling.

[Matt Young 0]

You should then start posting exagerratively funny facial expressions to go along with your posts then, Ripper.

That's what digital cameras/webcams are for.

 

Speaking of cameras, I don't look nearly as bad (or, IMO, Bud Bundy-ish) as I do in most pictures. I feel very uncomfortable more often than not when having my picture taken, and people can tell that it comes across in photographs. I'm just not photogenic. The only time I feel comfortable whilst being photographed is when I'm drunk and/or posing in a goofy manner.

 

*goes to find drunk Charlie's Angels pic from Chicago a few years ago*

 

I swear I used to have a ton of (inaccurate) preconceived notions about a lot of you, but I'm struggling to remember them. It's hard to recall such things when I've gotten to know so many of you(r posting personalities) throughout these past 6 months of interminable ridicule.

[JST 0]

I was sure IDRM was the ugly goth chick he had in his sig a while ago.

[Brett Favre 0]

Me too.

 

Is kkk black? I need to some clear images here.

[nl5xsk1 0]

I used to think that a lot of you were still wrestling fans ... it actually seems like most of us are just people that used to be fans but still post on what is - technically - a wrestling message board.

[Vyce 0]

kkktookmybabyaway seems like an entertaining and insightful person. It's gotta be the Pennsylvania thing he's got going.

I feel that he would make a great uncle. Not necessarily a great father, because I am unsure of whether he would appreciate (or even want) that kind of constant responsibility. But he would likely make a great uncle, one who would spoil you, his nephew, by taking you to baseball games when you were younger and later, when you were older but still underage, by taking you to the highest quality strip joints in the metro area. He would also treat you with the respect you never receive from your father and never call you a childish nickname like "sport".

 

I thought that one day Dama would snap after that lost to USC and declare himself a Texas Longhorn.

 

I believe Dama is probably filled with a tremedous amount of barely suppressed rage. The same could be said for many posters here, but unlike them, I believe one day that rage will come billowing forth from him in an explosion of emotions. And firearms.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Banky has hooked up with a fat goth chick called Anna, who he strives to please for fear she'll leave him for some other schmuck.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

IDRM is my favorite poster, but I'd probably hate him in real life.

 

I've been told Kotz is funny looking, but never seen a picture. Someone should post one for me.

[Vyce 0]

IDRM is my favorite poster, but I'd probably hate him in real life.

 

I've been told Kotz is funny looking, but never seen a picture. Someone should post one for me.

IDRM is also a favorite poster of mine as well. I do not think I would hate him in real life, though. To test his claims of bisexuality and amuse myself, I would probably make some sort of clumsy sexual advance towards him. He would likely reject me firmly, leaving me with simultaneous, yet conflicting, emotions of nervous relief and confusing disappointment. Things would not be so bad, however, as much alcohol would have been consumed.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

I'm black.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

Whoops. Not that black.

[spiny norman 0]

I'm even more exciting in real life than I am online.