Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2005 (edited) The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents... SWF STORM, FRIDAY, APRIL 29TH, LIVE FROM THE DADY'O NIGHTCLUB IN CANCUN, MEXICO! (8:00 PM EST, 5:00 PM PST; check local listings) The SWF begins it's first-ever "The End of the World As We Know It" tour in the hottest spot in Mexico, Dady'O's in Cancun -- and they kick it off with the hottest show on television, SWF Storm! Things are bound to get hot and heavy, but how hot and how heavy? Only time will tell. Send all things to chirs3 (match descriptions and possibly one more match to come in the morning. if you're not booked, promo.) Opening Promo: Toxxic SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP Landon Maddix (SWF International Champion) v. Jay Hawke -> Maddix defeated Johnny Dangerous for the International Title in Johnny's first defense of the shiny new title. Hawke, meanwhile, took out Manson for the #1 contendership. As always, this is STORM! It's HARDCORE! Rules: None. Word Limit: 5500 Marker: chirs3 SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE MATCH Insane Luchadore (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. JJ Johnson -> Looks like someone forgot to take a tequila for every glass of water, and either IL or JJ is going to suffer in this rematch from Battleground! Rules: You know what Montezuma's Revenge is, right? Well, you should. Anyway, Montezuma's Revenge usually winds up in the toilet... AND THAT'S HOW THIS MATCH WILL WIND UP. The first person to dump their opponent's head in a toilet - and FLUSH - wins. Word Limit: 5000 Marker: Chuck Woolery Edited April 29, 2005 by Chuck Woolery Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2005 Sadly, I don't know what Montezuma's Revenge is. I'm not sure I want to know either, but still... what is it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2005 It's what happens when you drink the water. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2005 The water makes you shit the same water out. You need to take opium to stop your bowels....but you still will be in bed for a day or two. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2005 Yeah the stakes are rather damn high. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2005 Me grabsy opening promo. ANYONE else who wants in on that (mass challenges for my title, drunken brawlings or Janus in a tutu) get in touch with me and we'll sort something out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted April 25, 2005 Ejiro will be calling you a bitch from very... very.... far away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted April 27, 2005 When you say 'hardcore'...are we talking falls anywhere, or not? I meant to clear that up last time, before I no-showed of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted April 27, 2005 I've been writing is as if the pin must take place in the ring but that the action can go anywhere. If it *does* mean FCA then it shouldn't take more than a couple minutes of editing to fix it, so either way's cool with me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted April 27, 2005 Hardcore is necessarily pin-anywhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted April 28, 2005 Right, thanks. *thinks about starting his match* *goes back to bed* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted April 29, 2005 Uh, so yeah, I'm not showing. If I had any idea I'd be booked in a title match for this show, I would have asked to put it back until the next show. But, of course, I wasn't expecting it. So, after struggling to about 1,000 words, I've got no more time to write and end up with a 5 day title reign. Magic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted April 29, 2005 And I asked to be booked, but in the end am very glad I wasn't as I doubt I'd have had the time... ironic how these things work out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted April 29, 2005 *glares* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted April 29, 2005 Yeah, you know you hate me. Just be glad I'm not around for a week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted April 29, 2005 You two should have a soy milk together. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted April 30, 2005 You're not showing? Which means I get a cheap title reign? One of these days I'll win a title match legit and have a heart attack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted April 30, 2005 Yeah, but then your first challenger will get a cheap title reign. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted April 30, 2005 Good point, well made. But considering had I not finished the match last night I probably wouldn't have shown up either, I suppose I'll take it and run. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
