Lord of The Curry Posted May 6, 2005 Report Posted May 6, 2005 Making it through all three Star Wars- Good. Making it through all three Extended LOTR's- Better.
Lord of The Curry Posted May 7, 2005 Report Posted May 7, 2005 Ironically enough, tonight I almost commited a hate crime in the theatre against 4 black guys while watching Crash, a movie regarding racial intolerance. If there is a God, he has a sense of humour.
haws bah gawd Posted May 7, 2005 Report Posted May 7, 2005 Making it through all three Star Wars- Good. Making it through all three Extended LOTR's- Better. Making it through all 3 extended LOTR is about 13+ hours isnt it? Thats a real test of endurance.
Art Sandusky Posted May 7, 2005 Report Posted May 7, 2005 After Episode III is out on home video, I'm buying a half and watching all six of them in a row. I can't wait.
Guest Vitamin X Posted May 7, 2005 Report Posted May 7, 2005 That sounds like it'd make Return of the Jedi absolutely awesome. Unless Episode 3 ends up being the best of the bunch..
Art Sandusky Posted May 7, 2005 Report Posted May 7, 2005 I plan on writing a note for people to find with me, should I have some kind of stroke or heartattack or something by the end of all of them. I mean, that's a LOT of pot for one dude to smoke in 13 hours, and ROTJ already makes me an emotional wreck for a few minutes after it's over, so I can only imagine how much it'd be amplified by the addition of ROTS to the series and, well, all that THC.
Guest Vitamin X Posted May 7, 2005 Report Posted May 7, 2005 Just make pot brownies instead, which will deliver the dose to you over an extended period of time instead of all right away.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted May 7, 2005 Report Posted May 7, 2005 After Episode III is out on home video, I'm buying a half and watching all six of them in a row. I can't wait. Hopefully I'll have my big-screen TV by then so I'll be doing that as well...
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted May 7, 2005 Report Posted May 7, 2005 hahaha. you old stodgy bastard. Do you know what you just concurred with? Hippie.
Guest COCOPUFFS Posted May 9, 2005 Report Posted May 9, 2005 Ive never experienced it much myself, but normally when people were being noisy they wouldn't do it for very long. I do know at one of the theatre's around here they kick your ass out if you are being noisy, and there's usually someone watching for it.
spiny norman Posted May 9, 2005 Report Posted May 9, 2005 My worst experience was in Lord of the Rings: Return of the King when I sat in front of an Asian family. Only one of them had seen the previous two, so explained to the others every intricate plot point that had previously occurred. The young children sat behind me, kicked my seat, one got sick of sitting so decided to stand, leaning incredibly forward so I could feel her breathing on my head. With the scene at the end when Frodo kisses Sam, one kid turned to the other and said "Are they lesbians?" and the other went "No. That one's married". The only thing comparable I've experienced was in Titanic when, in the scene wherein they try to avoid the iceberg, someone shouted out "OH MY GOD!!!!! IT'S GONNA SINK!!!!"
CBright7831 Posted May 9, 2005 Report Posted May 9, 2005 The only thing comparable I've experienced was in Titanic when, in the scene wherein they try to avoid the iceberg, someone shouted out "OH MY GOD!!!!! IT'S GONNA SINK!!!!" You should have screamed "SPOILERS! SPOILERS! SPOILERS! DON'T SPOIL THE MOVIE FOR ME, ASSHOLE!!!!"
Guest netslob Posted May 9, 2005 Report Posted May 9, 2005 through Empire...I just couldn't sit anymore, i was falling asleep, it was pushing 2am...couldn't do it... yeah, i fell asleep through that one, too...except it was 2 in the afternoon and i had drank a pot of coffee beforehand, but i still ended up falling asleep.
Brett Favre Posted May 10, 2005 Report Posted May 10, 2005 Please, an audience full of black ghetto people is usually more entertaining the the actual movie. Oh, man. Two years back, I was vacationing in DC, and on an afternoon when I was taking a break from museum-ing, I caught T3 in a theater in the train station. I counter three other white people. The majority was black, and the majority of them were dressed like your stereotypical ghetto kids. I noticed, but didn't really pay it any mind, thinking that the audience would quiet down during the movie. Yeah, right. But, here's the weird thing: every tme someone gets physically assaulted, these people laugh. Hard. And then at some of the jokes, they start BOOING, which led to more general chaos, shouting, and then more laughing. I swear, this crowd enjoyed the film as much as any audience could have, and probably don't remmeber a scene. It was awesome. I couldn't even be mad. That sounds like a great time.
Guest CronoT Posted May 10, 2005 Report Posted May 10, 2005 Well, I had a recent annoying encounter myself. On 5/5/05, Wal-Mart TV got the rights to broadcast an exclusive Star Wars Ep. III "Behind the Scenes" package of Hayden Christensen(sp?) and the work that went into turning Anakin Skywalker into Darth Vader. My shift ended right before the package was going to play, so I went over to the electronics dept. to watch it. There was a mom and her two kids in a shopping cart next to me. When I first saw them, they both had the small non-glowing toy lightsabers, and one of them had the plastic Halloween-style Vader mask on. My first thought was, "Eh...", so I forgot about them, and watched the package. After the package was over, they showed a previously un-released trailer for Ep. III. About halfway through the trailer, the two kids screamed some stupid non-sense in Spanish. I then proceded to give them and their mother a very clear "STFU!!!" look. If anything like that happens when I go to see the movie, which I've already bought my tickets for, some dipshit theater idiot is going to need an ambulance.
Guest Smues Posted May 10, 2005 Report Posted May 10, 2005 Well, I had a recent annoying encounter myself. On 5/5/05, Wal-Mart TV got the rights to broadcast an exclusive Star Wars Ep. III "Behind the Scenes" package of Hayden Christensen(sp?) and the work that went into turning Anakin Skywalker into Darth Vader. My shift ended right before the package was going to play, so I went over to the electronics dept. to watch it. There was a mom and her two kids in a shopping cart next to me. When I first saw them, they both had the small non-glowing toy lightsabers, and one of them had the plastic Halloween-style Vader mask on. My first thought was, "Eh...", so I forgot about them, and watched the package. After the package was over, they showed a previously un-released trailer for Ep. III. About halfway through the trailer, the two kids screamed some stupid non-sense in Spanish. I then proceded to give them and their mother a very clear "STFU!!!" look. If anything like that happens when I go to see the movie, which I've already bought my tickets for, some dipshit theater idiot is going to need an ambulance. Loud kids in a Wal-Mart? I've never heard of that.
MrRant Posted May 10, 2005 Report Posted May 10, 2005 Well, I had a recent annoying encounter myself. On 5/5/05, Wal-Mart TV got the rights to broadcast an exclusive Star Wars Ep. III "Behind the Scenes" package of Hayden Christensen(sp?) and the work that went into turning Anakin Skywalker into Darth Vader. My shift ended right before the package was going to play, so I went over to the electronics dept. to watch it. There was a mom and her two kids in a shopping cart next to me. When I first saw them, they both had the small non-glowing toy lightsabers, and one of them had the plastic Halloween-style Vader mask on. My first thought was, "Eh...", so I forgot about them, and watched the package. After the package was over, they showed a previously un-released trailer for Ep. III. About halfway through the trailer, the two kids screamed some stupid non-sense in Spanish. I then proceded to give them and their mother a very clear "STFU!!!" look. If anything like that happens when I go to see the movie, which I've already bought my tickets for, some dipshit theater idiot is going to need an ambulance. Who do you think you are? Dama?
Hunter's Torn Quad Posted May 10, 2005 Report Posted May 10, 2005 If you were a little kid and Crono stared at you, wouldn't you get frightened too ?
Edwin MacPhisto Posted May 10, 2005 Report Posted May 10, 2005 I mean, that's a LOT of pot for one dude to smoke in 13 hours I was gonna say. Yikes. You're gonna get hand cramps from holding the bowl.
Guest CronoT Posted May 10, 2005 Report Posted May 10, 2005 If you were a little kid and Crono stared at you, wouldn't you get frightened too ? I'm actually a very nice person face-to-face, but if you piss me off, you better run like hell. Doing anything annoying while I'm watching or reading or playing anything Star Wars is one of the guaranteed ways to piss me off real fast.
The Czech Republic Posted May 10, 2005 Report Posted May 10, 2005 Now you're messing with a son of a bitch.
Guest Vitamin X Posted May 10, 2005 Report Posted May 10, 2005 CronoT, I'm tired of your fucking power trip. Leave those kids alone.
Guest CronoT Posted May 10, 2005 Report Posted May 10, 2005 Leave those kids alone. I'm feeling a real Pink Floyd vibe here.
The Czech Republic Posted May 10, 2005 Report Posted May 10, 2005 Leave those kids alone. I'm feeling a real Pink Floyd vibe here. One of these days, I'm going to chop you into little pieces. Hey you, CronoT, haha, charade you are.
Guest Nater Posted May 10, 2005 Report Posted May 10, 2005 During Blade 2, we had to sit in the very front seating (somewhere in the front 5 rows) and were neighbored by two semi-thug guys. These guys were probably 27+ and should know better than to make stupid, loud comments at the theatre. After about 10 minutes in they were still blasting away. I said to them "hey bud, shut your trap" and the larger one assuming size = power said "oh yeah, i weigh like 350 lbs." .. to which I reply "ffaatt~" he shuts up. During a third theatre viewing of LoTR: Return of the King, I was subjected to a 5 pack of moron teenagers who kept chittering. They were placed conveniently for me at the front row of the back section (there being the floor seats and theatre spaced seats, yes a newer theatre). After a bit, I manage to find my way to the snack bar and buy a drink. I head back and lean on the bar in front of them doing my best Sammy impersonation. I didnt have to finish the drink and they got the point. An instance with young 20-somethings in a 4 pack (2 guys, 2 girls) ended up with my entire batallion having their chairs kicked randomly. My brother, king of the evil-glare-from-hell, gives them a few glances. They make the mistake of kicking my chair. I pop around with knees on the chair and upright point at them and when I'm just about to make a comment they usher out a "sorry." During Signs, a movie that I regret paying for, I had the joy of sitting above some perpetraitors that consistently were playing with their cell phones. My friend quips out a "knock-ed-off" and they pick up just moments later. Me being in a somewhat sick condition, bring up a good haul into my mouth and let it fly. They freak out and stand up, while we remain statue-esque. Suffice to say, I take my movies serious and dont mind getting kicked out for what I believe.
Guest Vitamin X Posted May 10, 2005 Report Posted May 10, 2005 Hey, I like this new kid. Nater, where do you hang out for lunch? Ya oughta chill with the cool kids.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted May 10, 2005 Report Posted May 10, 2005 That Crash movie was ok. There were only a couple people in there, so I talked and smoked without reproach.
Lord of The Curry Posted May 11, 2005 Report Posted May 11, 2005 But no hate crimes? You haven't truly seen the movie until you're IN the movie like I did. Does that even make sense?
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted May 11, 2005 Report Posted May 11, 2005 Not really, I wasn't paying that much attention to the movie at all.
Lord of The Curry Posted May 12, 2005 Report Posted May 12, 2005 Right on. Hopefully you were watching when they showed the marvelous Jennifer Espisito titty shot.
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