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[The Niggardly King 0]

2X WOAH

[Richard 0]

Any moderators who read this, please change my name to "9-11 Was A Good Thing" (a song my band performs) or else "Hitler Was Right" (yet again... a song my band performs). Your choice. It really puts Chris Benoit into perspective, you know? Now that's social commentary.

 

edgy

[Nighthawk 0]

Ok, let's try this again:

 

*fried chicken

*watermelon

*welfare

*gold teeth

*Newports

*tricked out bicyles

*weed

*E&J

*40s

*the front porch

*record labels

*Roca Wear

*children out of wedlock

*basketball

*singing

*chitlins

*rap music

*crack cocaine

*hats

*grits

*Shaft

*ooga booga

 

Have I offended you yet? I seriously doubt that the kind of all blacks is actually black.

 

Also, Richard: shut up, fag.

[Nighthawk 0]

Ok, let's try this again:

 

*fried chicken

*watermelon

*welfare

*gold teeth

*Newports

*tricked out bicyles

*weed

*E&J

*40s

*the front porch

*record labels

*Roca Wear

*children out of wedlock

*basketball

*singing

*chitlins

*rap music

*crack cocaine

*hats

*grits

*Shaft

*ooga booga

 

Have I offended you yet? I seriously doubt that the kind of all blacks is actually black.

 

Also, Richard: shut up, fag.

[The Niggardly King 0]

thats a lot of WOAH

[Nighthawk 0]

This new generation of TSMers is hard to crack.

 

How about how much I enjoyed raping that six year old nigger girl and punching her repeatedly in the stomach so she ain't gon' be able to have no babies, and yes I deserve to die, and I hope I burn in hell. And I voted for George Bush... twice (that's true... I voted for George Bush twice... as a joke). And I dug up the body of Chris Benoit's retarded son and fucked it, then choked it out again, and then ate a big pile of cockroaches and did a bunch of GHB and posted false reports on wikipedia and got a tattoo of a pot leaf while fucking two twin sisters at the same time. And then I killed a Jew.

[Jingus 0]

And then I killed a Jew.

By crucifying him, no less. Milky's harrdcorre.

[Richard 0]

Whatever. I digitally put Jabba the Hutt back into the original Star Wars movie! I'll do what I want!

[The Niggardly King 0]

This new generation of TSMers is hard to crack.

 

How about how much I enjoyed raping that six year old nigger girl and punching her repeatedly in the stomach so she ain't gon' be able to have no babies, and yes I deserve to die, and I hope I burn in hell. And I voted for George Bush... twice (that's true... I voted for George Bush twice... as a joke). And I dug up the body of Chris Benoit's retarded son and fucked it, then choked it out again, and then ate a big pile of cockroaches and did a bunch of GHB and posted false reports on wikipedia and got a tattoo of a pot leaf while fucking two twin sisters at the same time. And then I killed a Jew.

 

eh... we call that Thursday over here.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Note: a stripper that I didn't know was a stripper, but that I went to high school with.

 

I love that all of the people with Chris Benoit names are having them all changed. I was going to start a topic called, "Chris Benoit Dead" and the body was going to be, "And yet somehow, the world still turns".

 

I considered a name change to "Benoitwasmurdered"

[justsoyouknow 0]

Benoitwasmurderer is funny.

[Nighthawk 0]

I've been playing around with the celebrity lookalikes generator all night. Celebrities I look like highlights include Jude Law, Chuck Berry, Johnny Depp, Anna Kournikova, Katherine Hepburn, Jamie Lynn Spears (maybe my favorite of the whole bunch), John Belushi, Frank Zappa, Gary Oldman, Ashley Olsen and Michael Jordan.

 

The only ones who came up more that once were Hal Sparks and Charlie Manson.

 

This was the best one by far:

 

 

That's all over the place awesome. It's my personality as well as my appearance.

[At Home 0]

Last night I got really high at a beach with three of my friends. The guy that was the designated driver ended up getting chased by all of us because we pretended we were animals. The cops eventually came because one of the guys thought it was a good idea to howl for 45 minutes straight, and then we split up. I couldn't find them, and then I thought they got their heads cut off. I found them and then we went to a local restaurant and had apple napples, which are these delectable little pastries.

[Matt Young 0]

Pbone is rapidly becoming my favorite new poster.

 

[At Home 0]

we should have a thread dedicated to drug and/or alcohol experiences

[Matt Young 0]

we should have a thread dedicated to drug and/or alcohol experiences

 

We've done that before, but go ahead and make one. I enjoy reading them.

 

If you search, I'm sure you'll find a few stories from my daily drinking/smoking days.

[Nighthawk 0]

I invented the "Oh man, I'm on drugs right now." thread. If you search, you can find threads I did while sniffing glue, threads I did on acid, and threads recounting drinking eight bottles of Robitussin. The quote in my signature was made under the influence of nothing but good old alcohol.

I still have more drug stories if another thread gets going.

[At Home 0]

its up and running guyz

srsly

[At Home 0]

I need to make $200 in a little less than 2 weeks. So far, i've been utilizing craigslist and eBay to do my bidding, but I can't predict their success. Anyone have any ideas? I've already sold everything short of my body.

[Matt Young 0]

What's it for, if you don't mind me asking?

[At Home 0]

A new lens. I'm getting a $1,000 lens already, so that's why I don't have anything else to sell. I seriously had to jump through hoops of fire to raise the money. The lens costs $500, and I have a little under $300. It also has a nice rebate deal on it ($50!), but it expires on the 14th. I'm a Jamba Jew, but I don't start until, hopefully, this week and I don't know when I'll be paid or what's the deal with payroll.

 

i mean drugs

[Nighthawk 0]

Go stand on the street with a hand lettered sign that says "Fuck You, Pay Me". Really works, I've seen it. When people pass by, don't say anything, just give them the evil eye and point to the sign.

[Matt Young 0]

A new lens. I'm getting a $1,000 lens already, so that's why I don't have anything else to sell. I seriously had to jump through hoops of fire to raise the money. The lens costs $500, and I have a little under $300. It also has a nice rebate deal on it ($50!), but it expires on the 14th. I'm a Jamba Jew, but I don't start until, hopefully, this week and I don't know when I'll be paid or what's the deal with payroll.

 

i mean drugs

 

Oh, okay. I was worried about the drug thing. I sold some video games for weed in the past, and I regretted it.

 

I would buy your noise suppressor if I had the extra cash, but I'm paying for a trip that's coming up next week, so no dice.

[At Home 0]

i created a little paypal donate button.

 

I can't figure out how to link it here though.

 

Here's the button though:

 

[Matt Young 0]

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What.

 

Oh, was it supposed to be this with a link to your Paypal account?

 

 

[At Home 0]

yeah. i accidentally hit the reply button. but that's the button.

[Slayer 0]

Milky looks a lot like Fridge in that above pic

[Slayer 0]

Fridge also said that Milky and I sound alike, so that's one weird triangle there

[Red Baron 0]

So this past weekend there was a function full of Drag Queens and Tranny's. Quite interesting being the bartender.

[UZI Suicide 0]

There's nothing like spending a summer day at the mall. The place is full of sluts wearing next to nothing, most of them south of 16.