Comments which don't warrant a thread.

[Art Sandusky 0]

You're jonesin' for an animated woman and have no friends. I'd be in a foul mood too.

[Hoff 0]

It's been a rough few weeks for the ol' Hoffster. Even *elephant noise* hasn't become the smash hit I was hoping for.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Too much effort. Direct it into another avenue. Exercise, or smoking.

[Hoff 0]

Like, should I just do it to people on the street?

 

"Hey sonny, do you have the time?" Then I turn to this old man and hit him with the elephant noise? 'Cause that actually might hold some promise.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Please. How often do you "bump into someone on the street."

[Hoff 0]

You'd be SURPRISED, Spoon.

 

 

Like maybe once a month. And it's not usually old people.

[Hoff 0]

People in Minnesota are weird, though. We just ask each other shit. Case in point, last week I was at the post office, getting out of my car when a lady rolled down her window and asked if I knew where the DMV was. See, right there, I could have NAILED her with the noise and she'd have had no idea.

[Hoff 0]

My roommate just had the idea that I take a break from TSM, and kind of the internet as a whole. Good idea. See y'all in May!

[Art Sandusky 0]

Not long enough to repair the damage, h00f. You mentioned it to your roommate, and unless your roommate is Alf it's sad.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Don't come back until July/

[Ted the Poster 0]

Please. How often do you "bump into someone on the street."

This would also work in sarcasm form.

[k thx 0]

My roommate just had the idea that I take a break from TSM, and kind of the internet as a whole. Good idea. See y'all in May!

You wont leave.

 

It's like crack.

[Hoff 0]

Hey guys, what's up? I miss anything big?

[Copper Feel 0]

You did not miss the culmination of April.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

Who's Jagr bomb? Banky?

[Failed Bridge 0]

yes

 

V-X is posting bulletins on MySpace that 15 year olds usually do.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

yes

 

V-X is posting bulletins on MySpace that 15 year olds usually do.

 

I'm not sure how I feel about that. I'm a big fan of VX, but I don't like the sounds of this.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Hiatus complete. I bet no one even knew.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I'm looking forward to having a kid for only one reason: I'll get to relay all those lame elementary school jokes/insults (like "so funny I forgot to laugh," "Guess what... chicken BUTT," etc.) to someone and have them be totally fresh. It's a blank slate of an audience, and captive too.

[Guest Richard McBeef]

You're funny.

[Guest Richard McBeef]

FUNNY LOOKING.

[Guest Vitamin X]

yes

 

V-X is posting bulletins on MySpace that 15 year olds usually do.

 

I'm not sure how I feel about that. I'm a big fan of VX, but I don't like the sounds of this.

 

Not quite sure what he's referring to, but if it's the one I think, it's one my ex (who I'm still good friends with) had me re-post in one of those "guilt trip bulletins" (i.e. "re-post this to show you care") things. Then a ton of my female friends messaged me regarding that, so I followed it by admitting I'm an attention whore to shrug off further explanation.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

My roommate just had the idea that I take a break from TSM, and kind of the internet as a whole. Good idea. See y'all in May!

 

 

From the people that brought you *elephant noise* and those wacky detective adventures with a toothpick bring you the event of the year that you all have been waiting for...

 

 

 

 

SELF-IMPOSED EXILE!

 

 

 

 

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[Art Sandusky 0]

It closed before it opened. Now that's entertainment.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Im doing the self imposed exile from Os games for a week.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Good for you. Have a cookie.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Fuck, The Marvin show finally jumped the shark.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Fuck, The Marvin show finally jumped the shark.

I Dont quite get that..

[Guest Vitamin X]

Hiatus complete. I bet no one even knew.

 

I did notice you changed your name to look remarkably similar to mine.

[Ted the Poster 0]

Fuck, The Marvin show finally jumped the shark.

I Dont quite get that..

 

What's not to get?