Comments which don't warrant a thread.

[Matt Young 0]

What the fuck?

 

That's what real weed looks like. Keep that visual in mind next time you try to buy some.

 

But the reason I am/was excited is that it had been like 3 months.

[Retard Girl 0]

it looks so yummy.

[Guest dannymaffwasmurdered]

Matt, you're so hardcore.

[Matt Young 0]

I'm hardcore when it comes to working out and video games. Other than that,I'm pretty soft.

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

Yeah, that's what your ol' lady told me.

[Matt Young 0]

Yeah, that's what your ol' lady told me.

 

You just a hata, son.

[Nighthawk 0]

One time I ate my neighbor's shit.

[King Kamala 0]

One time I ate my neighbor's shit.

 

 

Do you mean that in a literal sense? Like eating actual fecal matter or are we still talking about weed?

 

Yet strangely I'm interested to hear more details.

[Nighthawk 0]

Actually I was just quoting an Adam Sandler routine, meaning that we've reached a point where you say "Well, that's understandable." and quickly hustle someone out of your office. One of those references for my own benefit.

 

I suppose I can still talk about it, because I did eat my neighbor's shit, meaning weed, several times. It was this girl who used to have me buy her alcohol and pay me back in weed. She was always amazed that I'd eat these huge buds dry and not even wash them down, and it was unpleasant, I'll admit. Eventually I got bored with the weed, and demanded that she pay me for buying alcohol with weed and whatever panties she was wearing at the time.

 

I never actually ate shit, like real shit, except maybe from rimming someone who wasn't totally clean. I'm pretty sure if I ever did, I'd have to have this scat session outdoors, to lessen the permeation of the smell.

[King Kamala 0]

Despite the fact that I loved pretty much every Sandler movie up to Mr. Deeds and have seen at least parts of all of his comedies, I'm sort of unfamiliar with his comedy albums.

 

But hey this isn't the Movies DVD Television (And Radio now!) folder, so I'll shut up now.

[Smartly Pretty 0]

The only difference between mellowblissful and taigastar is that one of them claims to have a cunt.

 

I can't be the only one to notice this.

[Nighthawk 0]

Who has a cunt?

 

 

Yeah, you damn right.

 

[Smartly Pretty 0]

Milky, remember that time you posted your phone number? Are you aware it was me who called with that awful "well you better go catch it!" joke? I always wondered if you deduced that the pre-pubescent voice had come from the youngest poster here.

[Nighthawk 0]

It's possible. I don't really remember if I knew or not. So many underage kids call me, you know...

[Kinetic 0]

That's remarkably similar to the "David Schwimmer is a Cunt" picture. Is it supposed to be?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

That looks like it says "MILFY"

[Nighthawk 0]

That's remarkably similar to the "David Schwimmer is a Cunt" picture. Is it supposed to be?

 

Yes, it was an intentional parody. I had initially asked for "is a cunt", and the first responder (tekcop) took it upon himself to amend it to "has a cunt", which I thought was actually funnier.

 

I also have this one:

 

luke-o made one too, but it was way too big for me to post.

 

 

That looks like it says "MILFY"

 

[Smartly Pretty 0]

Milky's signature really is the perfect end to all his posts.

[Nighthawk 0]

Say, speaking of absolutely nothing, if anybody knows where I can find the picture of that mean faced little girl that Inc had as his avatar a long time ago, I'd like to have it.

[Sideburnious 0]

heh, I noticed Milky dropping a few Sandler Comedy album routines in the past. The Toll Booth Willie "It's not my fault the bartender cut you off, you lush" etc comes to mind.

 

Anyways the classic:

 

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

I see you hatin'

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

Since I didn't see a CWDWAT in Tv/Movies:

 

I love my job at Wal*Mart. I also love the bulk of our customers, despite my bitching in the occasional retail thread that pops up. However, I do not, have not, nor will I ever, follow home, a customer in disbelief about the bargains they've just encountered.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

I use commas a lot as well.

[Kinetic 0]

These fucking people upstairs are stomping on the floor and banging on drums like no one lives below them. I'm going to strangle one of these shaggy-haired cocksuckers and drown him in a pool of blood--his blood, that is.

[justsoyouknow 0]

God, now that Matt Young has a picture of himself flexing as his avatar, I'm totally afraid to step to him.

[Slayer 0]

so as not to distract from the thread I saw it in, could someone explain the "real talk" meme?

[PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0]

^^^^^ahahahahaha. Look how square and out of touch this guy is. Would you also like someone to explain to you what "bling" is, gramps?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

It's slang. Means something that is true or factual. Has nothing to do with the internet.

[Slayer 0]

^^^^^ahahahahaha. Look how square and out of touch this guy is. Would you also like someone to explain to you what "bling" is, gramps?

Mainstream: that's what my life's been missing

 

If only I was one of those over-25 year-olds co-opting pop culture meant for kids ten years my junior

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Slayer, that post was both a response to Byron's stupid one and a swipe, however indirectly, at me. I was only trying to help.