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Matt, you're so hardcore.

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Actually I was just quoting an Adam Sandler routine, meaning that we've reached a point where you say "Well, that's understandable." and quickly hustle someone out of your office. One of those references for my own benefit.

 

I suppose I can still talk about it, because I did eat my neighbor's shit, meaning weed, several times. It was this girl who used to have me buy her alcohol and pay me back in weed. She was always amazed that I'd eat these huge buds dry and not even wash them down, and it was unpleasant, I'll admit. Eventually I got bored with the weed, and demanded that she pay me for buying alcohol with weed and whatever panties she was wearing at the time.

 

I never actually ate shit, like real shit, except maybe from rimming someone who wasn't totally clean. I'm pretty sure if I ever did, I'd have to have this scat session outdoors, to lessen the permeation of the smell.

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Despite the fact that I loved pretty much every Sandler movie up to Mr. Deeds and have seen at least parts of all of his comedies, I'm sort of unfamiliar with his comedy albums.

 

But hey this isn't the Movies DVD Television (And Radio now!) folder, so I'll shut up now.

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Milky, remember that time you posted your phone number? Are you aware it was me who called with that awful "well you better go catch it!" joke? I always wondered if you deduced that the pre-pubescent voice had come from the youngest poster here.

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That's remarkably similar to the "David Schwimmer is a Cunt" picture. Is it supposed to be?

 

Yes, it was an intentional parody. I had initially asked for "is a cunt", and the first responder (tekcop) took it upon himself to amend it to "has a cunt", which I thought was actually funnier.

 

I also have this one:

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luke-o made one too, but it was way too big for me to post.

 

 

That looks like it says "MILFY"

 

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Since I didn't see a CWDWAT in Tv/Movies:

 

I love my job at Wal*Mart. I also love the bulk of our customers, despite my bitching in the occasional retail thread that pops up. However, I do not, have not, nor will I ever, follow home, a customer in disbelief about the bargains they've just encountered.

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These fucking people upstairs are stomping on the floor and banging on drums like no one lives below them. I'm going to strangle one of these shaggy-haired cocksuckers and drown him in a pool of blood--his blood, that is.

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^^^^^ahahahahaha. Look how square and out of touch this guy is. Would you also like someone to explain to you what "bling" is, gramps? :lol:

Mainstream: that's what my life's been missing

 

If only I was one of those over-25 year-olds co-opting pop culture meant for kids ten years my junior

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