It's WP's birthday today

[Guest wildpegasus]

Yeah, so it's WP's birthday today.

 

 

 

 

If anybody wants to give me a birthday present they can contribute to the #1 thread on the smartmarks. The Astroboy/Samurai Jack thread over in the movies/TV forum.

 

If you are female and want to give me a present please fly over to Nova Scotia and give me my first ever kiss.

 

 

Thank you, thank you very much.

 

 

Take care. Live long and prosper.

 

 

 

Remember, the steeper the mountain the greater the achievment is in climbing it. Don't ever wish the mountain was instead a straight line because if it were than there would be no acomplishment in climbing it. We would fall into a state of nothingness as we would have nothing to shoot for. No goals to attain and of course with that comes no satisfaction. Life would be meaningless. This is why you should always have as much birthday candles on your cake as possable.

[bob_barron 0]

I don't know what to make of that Astroboy thread.

 

Happy birthday though

[Guest wildpegasus]

I don't know what to make of that Astroboy thread.

 

Happy birthday though

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Thanks. I already celebrated by pumping some iron.

[Sideburnious 0]

If you are female and want to give me a present please fly over to Nova Scotia and give me my first ever kiss.

 

Suprise, Suprise.

 

 

 

 

 

Happy birthday though man, hope you had a good one.

[Guest wildpegasus]

If you are female and want to give me a present please fly over to Nova Scotia and give me my first ever kiss.

 

Suprise, Suprise.

 

 

 

 

 

Happy birthday though man, hope you had a good one.

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Thanks. For the record it's today, the 15th of June.

[TheFranchise 0]

It's the 15th today?

 

I remembered!!

 

Happy Birthday

[Jericholic82 0]

Happy Birthday. (I would sing the song, but I might get sued for copyright infringement)

 

[JHawk 0]

Happy Birthday. (I would sing the song, but I might get sued for copyright infringement)

 

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It took two people to write that song. One of them came up with "Happy Birthday to you" and the other came up with "Happy Birthday dear [insert name here]."

 

Then again, it took two people to do the Mexican hat dance too

[King Cucaracha 0]

Yay me!

 

Oh...wait.

[Guest wildpegasus]

YOu know what the coolest thing about today is? It's also Pac-Man's birthday! How cool is that? Man, I was happy when I heard that on the radio today.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I still don't know what to make of wildpegasus.

[tekcop 0]

Pegasus is a strange guy, but I like him. I'm curious as to how he is in real life, though. I mean, just look at his Astroboy/Samurai Jack thread. Plus, he's seen, like, every Benoit match ever televised and can tell you exactly what happens in any one with the drop of a hat. Does his life revolve around Astroboy, Benoit, and weight lifting?

 

And he's never told me in detail how he lost his viginity to a work bench. I need to know this kind of stuff.

[Guest wildpegasus]

Pegasus is a strange guy, but I like him. I'm curious as to how he is in real life, though. I mean, just look at his Astroboy/Samurai Jack thread. Plus, he's seen, like, every Benoit match ever televised and can tell you exactly what happens in any one with the drop of a hat. Does his life revolve around Astroboy, Benoit, and weight lifting?

 

And he's never told me in detail how he lost his viginity to a work bench. I need to know this kind of stuff.

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I got a day off today so I have free time today. Wicked.

 

I'm curious as to how he is in real life

 

I might post a picture online someday. I'm your sterotypical nerd in some ways though not in others. I'm very, very shy and have to fight it all the time. I am also the worst person ever around women. My IQ will usually drop around 100 points when around. The more I'm attracted to someone the higher it drops. Once I get to know someone though I open up and lose the shyness. Apparantly, I am a fanstastic blusher as well.

I'm a bad procastinator or should I say good? I also like to think that I have an ability to work hard.

 

I don't drink, smoke or take drugs with the exception of stuff I've had to take for headaches. I also try not to eat too much junk food.

 

Does his life revolve around Astroboy, Benoit, and weight lifting?

 

Nope, cursed work and headachesget in the way. Sometimes I get into things and than forget about them for awhile before going back to revisit them. Joshi puroresu for example. I'll probably be revisting the Tiger Mask anime sometime down the road. Both of these things I reccomend.

 

I've also been a Benoit and weightlifting fan though. Even since I was like 5 years old. I would look at Prince Adam and be confused on to how anyone could think he was a wimp since he was built so well so it's something that's always been inside me.

 

Been reliving the Weird Science Tv show lately.

 

 

 

And he's never told me in detail how he lost his viginity to a work bench. I need to know this kind of stuff.

 

 

 

It was a weight bench, not a work bench. Basically I was training very, very hard that night doing hamstring curls. Hamstrings are the muscles on the other side of your legs below the BUTT and above the knees. The exercise I was doing was laying hamstring curls on the bench.

 

Here's an image --

 

 

The only difference is the bench I was on was completely flat.

 

 

 

For anyone who doesn't know leg work is by far the toughest voluntary physical thing you can do in life. If you want to you can literally make yourself throwup in a matter of minutes. I was working hard that night and started to feel a little funny downstairs but I just kept on going anyway. Set after set and than BOOM! I was bouncing up and down on the bench. I don't even really think I had an erection beforehand so it's something I've never encourted afterwards since. To tell you the truth it scared me because I didn't know what was going on. This was when I put 2 and 2 together and discovered masturbation. In the months afterwards there were a few times where I know I could've done the same thing on the bench again but I stopped before anything could erupt. Maybe I'll try for another orgasm on the bench someday but I'm kind of scared as there's no research that I know of to tell me if this is safe or not. Orgasms/Benches/Limpness and You. Maybe I should write a book.

 

I will say one thing. I have never, ever even come close to the amount of fluid discharged on that memoarable night. Peter North himself would've been proud.

[Matt Young 0]

.... Wow.

[tekcop 0]

That is the awesomest thing in the history of awesomeness.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I had my "this guy is an act" phase also.

[The Dames 0]

Well...that was enlightening.

 

And somehow made me feel better.

 

And thanks for that fucking picture.

 

Dames

[Murmuring Beast 0]

I thought Wild Pegasus was a girl...

[Guest wildpegasus]

Well...that was enlightening. 

 

And somehow made me feel better. 

 

And thanks for that fucking picture. 

 

Dames

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Ever watch the best live action show ever "bodyshaping"?

 

 

If you like that picture you'd love that show. When I was in highschool several people used to watch it. They'd have to have closeups of all the exercises such as flies, deadlifts, hamstring curls and so on. Than of course when you're training you have to breath in on the easy part and breathe out on the exertion part of the exercise. Combine that with some revealing clothes and it was free porn for the masses every day.

 

The gym I go to sucks but it's part of the University which has a higher female than male ratio so I must admit that part rules. Side mirrors, hyperextensions and leg abductor machines are the best inventions ever.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Those morning exercise shows are porn when you're like, seven.

[Guest sdfaulk]

Pegasus, you poor misguided boy! Take some of your Birthday money and treat one of those honeys from your University ( and I do know where it is) to a nice evening and she'll probably do something with her hands or mouth that you can only dream about on a workout bench! Explore a little and you'll live a lot.

[Guest wildpegasus]

and I do know where it is

 

 

 

Awesome, I got a stalker. I knew it was only a matter of a time. Usually it's the other way around.

 

 

 

 

Thanks for the advice. Easier said than done though. They usually run away after I use my trademark line "What're you gonna do when the 10 inch wing c*** wild in you?"

[Art Sandusky 0]

Wing cock?!

[Guest sdfaulk]

Pegasus..Dream on! If you can't open your mouth to say or do something nice for a girl , keep your mouth shut. Females do like the mystery of a semi-silent guy. It's when they start talking and prove what assholes they can be that females tend to think the words psycho-creep. Trust me.

[Guest wildpegasus]

Pegasus..Dream on!  If you can't open your mouth to say or do something nice for a girl , keep your mouth shut.  Females do like the mystery of a semi-silent guy.  It's when they start talking and prove what assholes they can be that  females tend to think the words psycho-creep.  Trust me.

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All right than, I guess I'll have to change that line. I tend to repect absolutely everyone.

 

 

I'm all ears. Shape me, mold me, create me.

[Guest sdfaulk]

You don't remember when we met but at the time I found you to be a nice-looking guy. You were with friends and you acted so respectable and charming with the females in the group. I don't think you are actually as crude as you come across in this board. Unless, you are a psycho-creep and cultivate friendships for future fantasy pleasures. I don't believe it. You are highly intelligent and a great contributor on every topic of conservation. Yeah, you know a lot of really cool and weird stuff about almost everythinh. and, NO..I'm not your mother.

[Guest wildpegasus]

You don't remember when we met but at the time I found you to be a nice-looking guy.  You were with friends and you acted so respectable and charming with the females in the group.  I don't think you are actually as crude as you come across in this board.  Unless, you are a psycho-creep and cultivate friendships for future fantasy pleasures.  I don't believe it.  You are highly intelligent and a great contributor  on every topic of conservation.  Yeah, you know a  lot of really cool and weird stuff about almost everythinh.    and, NO..I'm not your mother.

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That really got my attention but I'm starting to suspect that you're just pulling my leg here because of this line --

you acted so respectable and charming with the females in the group

See, I've never been in a group with females.

 

You're definitely Nova Scotian or at least know a lot about Nova Scotia but I still need more convincing you've met me unless you're someone else I know from here pulling a big, elaborate joke on me. And if you are I must say I'm impressed.

 

 

actually as crude as you come across

 

For that, I apologise. Don't take me too seriously.

 

 

 

You certainly peaked my curiosity.

[Guest wildpegasus]

All right, I'm 95% sure on who you are now.

[Guest sdfaulk]

One can never be too sure about anything. You may not remember but you have been in a room with more than one female.

[tekcop 0]

This thread got creepy really quickly.