CanadianGuitarist Posted July 5, 2005 Report Posted July 5, 2005 A buddy of mine said he heard that Hogan chaperone's his daughter's dates. This of course, rules out the concept of bonking the Ms. Bollea, who is smoking hot. At the same time,you get to meet Hulk. We debated for a half hour and couldnt decide, so I'll leave it up to you: Let's say you have a date with Brooke and you two hit it off. Is Hulk being there good or bad?
haws bah gawd Posted July 5, 2005 Report Posted July 5, 2005 Not to sound odd, or like a complete tool, but it would be one of the biggest honors ever for Hogan to even acknowledge my presense. I'm sure he is well aware of what a hottie his daughter is turning into, and is simply being nothing more than an overprotective father. Afterall, as far as I know, she is his only daughter, so Im sure hes taking the extra steps to make sure nothing happens to her, and would have an extremely difficult time "letting go". Im sure most fathers would act the same way (having a remote killswitch in their daughter's car, teaching her matial arts, etc.) if they had the money that Hogan does,
Guest Rrrsh Posted July 5, 2005 Report Posted July 5, 2005 I think it would be far better to become freinds with Hulk if your just buds with his son. You go out with his daughter, it would be real tough to be in with Hulk.
Spaceman Spiff Posted July 5, 2005 Report Posted July 5, 2005 Am I missing something here? Brooke Hogan isn't remotely "hot".
Guest Stunt Granny Posted July 5, 2005 Report Posted July 5, 2005 Why is she even called Brooke Hogan? Hogan isn't her last name, Hogan is the name of her fathers wrestling character. I know she's trying to get a musical career going but won't that be hard for her to be taken seriously? Hulk prolly thinks that she can't make a name for herself without having him attached to it, which knowing the man is no shock at all. He acts so overprotective of Brooke pretty much depriving her of any kind of normal dating life, but has no problem with Kurt Angle making remarks about her on cable television. If he was my dad, I'd probably shoot him. Bottom line is Brooke should get emansipated, run away with me to Europe, let my stick it in her pooper in front of a camera and then mail the tape to Hogan. I can even use editing to put "Real American" the background.
Shooting Star Posted July 5, 2005 Report Posted July 5, 2005 Am I missing something here? Brooke Hogan isn't remotely "hot". <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well I don't know about you but to me she is pretty screwable.
JST Posted July 5, 2005 Report Posted July 5, 2005 He should teach her some self-defense like he did that kid in Mr. Nanny. Basically, hunch over and look menacing.
JST Posted July 5, 2005 Report Posted July 5, 2005 To answer the topic: Bitch would wait in the car while I swapped ring stories with the Hulkster.
Shooting Star Posted July 5, 2005 Report Posted July 5, 2005 I think even Hogan haters would kiss his ass if they met him.
nl5xsk1 Posted July 5, 2005 Report Posted July 5, 2005 Having to deal with the egomaniacal old man would be enough to make me not date his daughter. The fact that his daughter seems to be almost as full of herself as Hogan doesn't help my desire to, ahem, "bonk" her.
Prophet of Mike Zagurski Posted July 5, 2005 Report Posted July 5, 2005 I'd bring a chapperone with me.... Introducing the "Macho Man" Randy Savage. I think they would hit it off well.
Black Lushus Posted July 5, 2005 Report Posted July 5, 2005 she's Brooke Hogan because the marks would have no idea otehrwise without it being explained to them...at which point you open a whole new can of worms explaining to them that Hogan is not really HIS name either...ah forget it...
MillenniumMan831 Posted July 5, 2005 Report Posted July 5, 2005 Well, not only would ya get a chance to meet The Hulkster, but maybe he'd even pay for dinner. If not, it's milkshake city at Friendly's for The Hogans.
Jericholic82 Posted July 5, 2005 Report Posted July 5, 2005 I'd bring a chapperone with me.... Introducing the "Macho Man" Randy Savage. I think they would hit it off well. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That would rule!!!! anyhow I could give two craps about hogan or his talentless daughter. He is probably still angry that Britney Spears has refused to job to the Brooke Legdrop at the mtv awards.
pochorenella Posted July 5, 2005 Report Posted July 5, 2005 I'd take a Brooke Hogan Atomic Legdrop any time... I actually think it'd be pretty cool to have Hogan as a chaperone. I can almost see myself just talking to the guy all night about wrestling stories and brushing off Brooke. Almost, mind you. She is a hottie, but she's not legal yet.
Jericholic82 Posted July 5, 2005 Report Posted July 5, 2005 she looks more like her mother than her father (thank god for her sake), but I wonder if shell take after daddy and go completely bald on the top, but still have nice blond hair on the sides? Of course she isnt taking steroids to my knowledge .
Guest BrokenWings Posted July 5, 2005 Report Posted July 5, 2005 she's Brooke Hogan because the marks would have no idea otehrwise without it being explained to them...at which point you open a whole new can of worms explaining to them that Hogan is not really HIS name either...ah forget it... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sure, that's the wrestling-related explanation, but it's not just about the marks. She sang during the NHL Playoffs, and was introduced as Brooke Hogan there as well. I agree with the original point, as well.
Guest Crimson Idol Posted July 6, 2005 Report Posted July 6, 2005 I'd attempt to bone his daughter if it meant coming in some sort of contact with Hogan.. I don't care if it's him going out with us or him beating me senseless.... As long as I got to meet Hogan
Guest Dale Earnhardt Posted July 6, 2005 Report Posted July 6, 2005 According to Hogan Knows Best (On RAW), Brooke Hogan met her latest boyfriend over the internet. This guy had apparently become online friends with her brother Nick, she started talking to him, they met and Hogan grilled the poor kid about AIDS testing and being sexually active. Would you really want to discuss your sex life with Hulk Hogan?
ryankeast Posted July 6, 2005 Report Posted July 6, 2005 Has anyone got a picture of her they can upload????
Jericholic82 Posted July 8, 2005 Report Posted July 8, 2005 According to Hogan Knows Best (On RAW), Brooke Hogan met her latest boyfriend over the internet. This guy had apparently become online friends with her brother Nick, she started talking to him, they met and Hogan grilled the poor kid about AIDS testing and being sexually active. Would you really want to discuss your sex life with Hulk Hogan? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The guy was also 22 years old IIRC, would you like your 16 year old daughter going out with a 20 plus year old guy, let alone the fact she met him online.
iggymcfly Posted July 8, 2005 Report Posted July 8, 2005 That's a terrible picture of her. I saw the MTV show where they launched her first single and she's actually really hot. Oh, and by the way, no pop singer would ever go by the name Bollea. If she's going to have a stage name, she might as well have one that gets her a little extra publicity.
Guest KingofHarts Posted July 10, 2005 Report Posted July 10, 2005 I'd bring Roddy Piper with me and bang his daughter in front of him. Then we'd have an intergender tag match Roddy & I vs. Hulk & Brooke, in the end Brooke would make a heel turn.
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