Man dies from sex....

[MrRant]

WITH A HORSE!!!!!! And apparently it was not illegal!!!

 

By Jennifer Sullivan

Seattle Times staff reporter

 

King County sheriff's detectives are investigating the owners of an Enumclaw-area farm after a Seattle man died from injuries sustained while having sex with a horse boarded on the property.

 

Investigators first learned of the farm after the man died at Enumclaw Community Hospital July 2. The county Medical Examiner's Office ruled that the death was accidental and the result of having sex with a horse.

 

A surveillance camera picked up the license plate of the car that dropped the man off at the hospital, which led detectives to the farm and other people involved, said sheriff's Sgt. John Urquhart.

 

Deputies don't believe a crime occurred because bestiality is not illegal in Washington state and the horse was uninjured, said Urquhart.

 

But because investigators found chickens, goats and sheep on the property, they are looking into whether animal cruelty — which is a crime — was committed by having sex with these smaller, weaker animals, he said.

 

The farm was talked about in Internet chat rooms as a destination for people looking to have sex with livestock, he said.

 

"A significant number of people, we believe, have likely visited this farm," said Urquhart.

 

The Humane Society of the United States intends to use the case during the next state legislative session as an example of why sex with animals should be outlawed in Washington, said Bob Reder, a Humane Society regional director in Seattle.

 

"This and a few other cases that we have will allow us a platform to talk about sex abuse of animals," Reder said.

 

Thirty-three states ban sex with animals, he said.

 

Susan Michaels, co-founder of local animal-rights organization Pasado's Safe Haven, said she has been fighting to have bestiality made illegal. "It's animal cruelty behind closed doors," Michaels said.

[Ultimo Dugas]

Thats some crazy shit right there. I can't believe there are any states left that haven't outlawed beastiality.

[Mik]

But what were the injuries? Did the horse just kick him... or it was what Cartman trained the pony to do in Scott Tenorman must die.

[Guest wildpegasus]

How many documented cases have there been of both men and women dieing from having sex with horses? It's getting up there. You think people'd learn.

[tekcop]

Atleast he died doing something he enjoyed.

[Matt Young]

How many documented cases have there been of both men and women dieing from having sex with horses? It's getting up there. You think people'd learn.

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Catherine the Great was quite the trendsetter, eh?

[Sideburnious]

I'd say the dude was recieving anal and the horse really got into it and started thrusting too hard and deep.

[Guest wildpegasus]

How many documented cases have there been of both men and women dieing from having sex with horses? It's getting up there. You think people'd learn.

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Catherine the Great was quite the trendsetter, eh?

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You know, there used to be a horse I took care of who'd often lift her tail for me whenever I saw her. However, I always resisted. History can teach us a lot. Bestiality isn't my thing anyway.

[Guest Fishyswa]

Yikes, I wonder what the other 16 states are...

[Art Sandusky]

You know, there used to be a horse I took care of who'd often lift her tail for me whenever I saw her. However, I always resisted.

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We're very proud of you.

[Guest Evolution]

From the Wikipedia article on Zoophilia:

 

Bestiality is legal (or at least not expressly outlawed) in these U.S. states:

 

* Alaska

* Arizona

* Colorado

* Connecticut

* Florida

* Hawaii

* Iowa

* Kentucky

* Louisiana

* Missouri

* Nebraska

* Nevada

* New Hampshire

* New Jersey

* New Mexico

* Ohio

* Oregon

* South Dakota

* Texas

* Vermont

* Washington

* West Virginia

* Wyoming

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beastiality

[MrRant]

Not the states you would think....

[AndrewTS]

Bestiality is legal (or at least not expressly outlawed) in these U.S. states:

* West Virginia

 

That one isn't too surprising.

[The Czech Republic]

Before I die, I'm gonna fuck me a fish.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

GWAR wrote a song about that.

[nl5xsk1]

How many documented cases have there been of both men and women dieing from having sex with horses? It's getting up there. You think people'd learn.

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Maybe because many, many more people have sex with horses and don't die.

 

That's like saying that since there has been so many documented cases of people dying while skiing that it's surprising that people still ski.

[The Czech Republic]

GWAR wrote a song about that.

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I was just going for the Mr. Show reference myseld.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

O&A are talking about this right now, and I didn't realize it, but the guy died from a perforated colon..because, the guy was taking the horse's cock in his ass, not the other way around.

 

I just about lost my breakfast...

 

oh wait..

 

nope, there it is all over my desk..

[Guest wildpegasus]

How many documented cases have there been of both men and women dieing from having sex with horses? It's getting up there. You think people'd learn.

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Maybe because many, many more people have sex with horses and don't die.

 

That's like saying that since there has been so many documented cases of people dying while skiing that it's surprising that people still ski.

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I wasn't being too serious.

 

 

In all seriousness I don't think it's right that people use animals for their crazy actions.

[nl5xsk1]

I was actually kind of being facetious with my bestiality is comparable to skiing theory.

 

But having said that, I'm a lot less against bestiality if it's not forced on the animal (e.g. if the dog or horse is pitching, compared to catching). It's not like they can force a horse to get a boner and then fuck the guy. But the horse really doesn't have a say if some guy sneaks behind it and then fucks it.

 

Neigh means no.

[Special K]

And that's why you always do your kegels.

[Dandy]

Bestiality is legal (or at least not expressly outlawed) in these U.S. states:

* West Virginia

 

That one isn't too surprising.

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I am from West Virginia, and there are laws against bestiality, but it is not expressly outlawed (as stated), therefore we are on the list.

 

What is the statute of limitations, you ask? It is legal if the animal is over a certain weight, which I have heard many varying weights on the subject. Either way, it should be outlawed with no limits, just like it should be in every state.

[Special K]

Either way, it should be outlawed with no limits, just like it should be in every state.

 

Careful there. You don't want tourism in W.V. to plummet.

[Art Sandusky]

It must take a lot of patience to be into animals, because I've never met an animal that would be calm enough to go along with it. Buncha spazzes, animals are.

[Golgo 13]

That's why you drug them, like with girls.

[Dandy]

Either way, it should be outlawed with no limits, just like it should be in every state.

 

Careful there. You don't want tourism in W.V. to plummet.

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While it is a funny jab, the premise is all wrong. Tourism wouldn't suffer in theory because the West Virginians themselves are the ones who enjoy the bestiality. Otherwise, you are making a joke that every other state has people dying to visit West Virginia to have sex with overweight animals. It was a nice effort, though.

 

 

Besides, we have the Hatfield-McCoy Trail, which is a tourism boom right now.

[EricMM]

ahem