gWIL 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2005 Alright so I work at a sportsbar and after work, I'm setting with another cook and I'm like let's go smoke some Dank. So we go to leave and I notice as I'm walking out that one of the waitresses (who is off work) is trapped in a conversation with some drunk idoit so I pop back in and invite her to go with us. So there is little spot behind the some housing devision where there are railroad tracks and a little wall then a creek, so as the 3 of us are up there high when I see a familar car so, I go to drop down to what I think is a walkway, but is really nothing. I fall 6 or7 nd land at the bottom of the creek so I have to wadehrough the creek to get to a point where I can get back up. So anyway, the waitress is giving my non-driving ass a ride in her car that her boyfriend is in, he was driving her car and took seriously 2 hours to get there, but when we went to smoke he had been gone for an hour and like 50 minutes (she was timing) and had called her right as we started to smoke and she had told him to wait. But anyway she's all like act like I don't know where you live, and I'm like why? and she's like wouldn't it seem weird if I knew where you live, so this means that she didn't tell her boyfriend that we had done something together like once, in June as friends and considering the age gap I'm 16, she's like 23 or so I didn't think ANYONE would get the wrong impression. But whatever. Thing was I was told that she was talking about me, by another waitress, liike a month ago. Anyway I'm in the car and she's like this that guy at work who I said was more of clutz than me, blah ,blah. So he asks where she was and she metions that we were smoking and this guy is not saying anything and freaking me the hell out just by looking at me. It was funny in retrospect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gWIL 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2005 I just reread that, ten minutes after I posted it, and it MIGHT just be my worst post ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tommytomlin 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2005 I haven't been this confused in all my life. Well, except for that time Randy Orton got his trunks pulled up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mik 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2005 You're 16 and banged a 23 year old. Good job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tekcop 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2005 You're 16 and banged a 23 year old. Good job. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah. That's about all I got out of that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gWIL 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2005 Except that's not what I said. Alright, next time I won't post when I've been drinking and smoking. For whatever reason I don't come across nearly as clearly as I normally do. What I meant to say was that we hung out together once and I got totally wasted, but her boyfriend thought something was going on and was seriously freaking me out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2005 Now, let's read this... Except that's not what I said. Alright, next time I won't post when I've been drinking and smoking. For whatever reason I don't come across nearly as clearly as I normally do. What I meant to say was that we hung out together once and I got totally wasted, but her boyfriend thought something was going on and was seriously freaking me out. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And again...this time bolded for emphasis... Except that's not what I said. Alright, next time I won't post when I've been drinking and smoking. For whatever reason I don't come across nearly as clearly as I normally do. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You were high and drunk. And you wonder why you were incoherent? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 18, 2005 I'm always perfectly coherent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2005 Me too. Geez. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gWIL 0 Report post Posted July 18, 2005 You were high and drunk. And you wonder why you were incoherent? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Of course I was incoherent. Which is what I said. Though normally if I'm just high, I'm fine, in fact aced my Physical Science final while high and got the highest grade of anyone in the class. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted July 19, 2005 You're 16 and banged a 23 year old. Good job. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah. That's about all I got out of that. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's all? You say 'that's all' if the same situation got you a cookie or something. A broad who screwed you when you're 7 years here junior is by no means a that's all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted July 19, 2005 Actually, he said "that's all" in the context that doink was rambling about different things and was extremely incoherent (as he himself admitted). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tekcop 0 Report post Posted July 19, 2005 Yeah. What he said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 19, 2005 You're 16 and banged a 23 year old. Good job. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah. That's about all I got out of that. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's all? You say 'that's all' if the same situation got you a cookie or something. A broad who screwed you when you're 7 years here junior is by no means a that's all. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How about three times that span? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted July 21, 2005 You're 16 and banged a 23 year old. Good job. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah. That's about all I got out of that. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's all? You say 'that's all' if the same situation got you a cookie or something. A broad who screwed you when you're 7 years here junior is by no means a that's all. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How about three times that span? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 3 times that span, meaning 21 years? Not necessarily. I mean, when I'm 60, I won't brag to anyone if I get some 81 year old pussy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crimson Platypus 0 Report post Posted July 21, 2005 Yeah but I brag all the time about the 47 year old I banged when I was 23. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted July 21, 2005 So he's sixteen, smokes pot, gets laid by graduate-school-age chicks, and is gainfully employed... ...well, all in all, good job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crimson Platypus 0 Report post Posted July 21, 2005 Except that's not what I said. Alright, next time I won't post when I've been drinking and smoking. For whatever reason I don't come across nearly as clearly as I normally do. What I meant to say was that we hung out together once and I got totally wasted, but her boyfriend thought something was going on and was seriously freaking me out. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He never said he had sex with her, he hung out with her and her boyfriend THOUGHT they did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted July 26, 2005 Except that's not what I said. Alright, next time I won't post when I've been drinking and smoking. For whatever reason I don't come across nearly as clearly as I normally do. What I meant to say was that we hung out together once and I got totally wasted, but her boyfriend thought something was going on and was seriously freaking me out. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He never said he had sex with her, he hung out with her and her boyfriend THOUGHT they did. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My bad. But screw with his head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
