What Do You Think Eddie's Secret Is ?

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

I haven't seen this talked about on here much but, what do you think is the secret that Eddie keeps holding over Rey's head?

 

Seeing how it's the WWE this is what I think it is. Years ago Rey and his wife were going there some hard time marriage wise and were separated around the sametime Eddie and his wife were separated to. Well one night well Eddie was trying to comfort Rey's wife one thing lead to another and they sleep together in a one night fling. Well sometime afterwards Rey and Eddie get back with their wives and all is well. And around this time Rey's wife founds out she is having a baby.

 

Rey's wife has a feeling it might be Eddie's so she and Eddie tell Rey and Eddie's wife what happened. After a huge fight and a some time not talking to each other Rey and Eddie patch things up and agree that Rey and his wife will raise the baby and not tell him who his real dad is. And of course that kid is Rey's son Domiquie (sp?).

 

I know it's out there but, I figured that the secret is Eddie is really Dom's dad because he always keep calling him out.

[Guest *KNK*]

I still hoping for the more logical

 

"Rey couldn't have a kid, so he asked eddy to be the donor. eddy accepted with permission from his wife. they all agree to keep it a secret".

 

if they are doing the eddy=dad route.

[spman 0]

I just want WWE to get Maury Povich on Smackdown to read the DNA Test results. "Rey Mysterio, in the case of 8 year old Dominick........you are NOT the father!"

[Vampiro69 0]

The way I have it is that Eddie really doesn't have a secret

 

It goes down that Eddie is playing tricks with Rey into thinking that he has something on Rey and his kid.

 

Rey finally breaks and admits the secret on the air. Eddie then acts all surprised and admits that this wasn't the secret he was talking about.

 

This destroys Rey and his son's relationship and Eddie celebrates as he has one upped Mysterio.

[fazzle 0]

Well, since they're obviously going the "Eddie is Dominik's daddy" route, that can't be what it is.

 

Rey IS his father, but who Dominik thinks is his mom, really isn't.

 

No, you see, Rey's MASK is Dominik's mom. It gets real lonely on the road, and one night, Rey got really desperate and started fucking the eye holes in his mask. Somehow, Rey's got magical sperm, and the mask got pregnant. That's the real reason why Rey got de-masked in WCW, the mask had to take maternity leave.

 

 

I mean. Duh. It's easy if you just think about it.

[haVoc 0]

I predict in 6-8 months Eddie and/or Ray will be in a relationship with a diva while WWE ignores one or both have had their real life wives and kids evolved in storylines in the past.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Rey used to be a woman, him and Eddie hooked up one night, and that he is really the mother of Dominik, and Eddie is that father.

[Just John 0]

Well, according to last week's SD, the "bedtime story" starts with Eddie and Dominick going into the woods... Not that it means anything because the writers probably don't even know what the secret is at this point. I just hope it's not a molestation angle.

 

So far, I like the "there is no secret" idea the best.

[Dangerous A 0]

If Rey can't have a kid, why does he have 2 kids who have been shown on WWE TV? He has a son and daughter. What, Rey's sperm can't produce a son, so he asks Eddie to fuck his wife so he can have a boy? Doesn't work for me.

 

As for Eddie being Dominick's father and Rey being ok with it, that doesn't fly either cause then Rey is a punk for being ok with Eddie fucking his wife. Even if there was a cooling off period, it's lame and it's us filling in logic gaps that creative (and Rey) have dug themselves into.

 

It's only a day away, let them reveal it and then we'll either praise or hammer it. We should stop trying to fill in logic gaps so the storylines fit. Creative's job is to provide us with storylines that aren't convoluted and straight forward without having to fill in gaps.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

Eddie will reveal that he is Rey's father.

 

"Rey... I am your father!"

[Dobbs 3K 0]

"Rey...I've known all along...you were the one that killed my tag team partner, Art Barr!"

 

That would be funny, because most WWE fans would have no clue who he was talking about.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

"Rey...I've known all along...you were the one that killed my tag team partner, Art Barr!"

 

That would be funny, because most WWE fans would have no clue who he was talking about.

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It'd be better if he called him "Love Machine" just to confuse the fans.

 

"Rey, you killed Love Machine!"

 

Audience: Huh?

[razazteca 0]

Eddie will reveal that he is Rey's father.

 

"Rey... I am your father!"

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Just John 0]

"Rey...I've known all along...you were the one that killed my tag team partner, Art Barr!"

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Now I like this one best. Only problem is that running something as sensitive as a murder angle might cause UPN to ban Rey and Eddie from SD permanantly.

[Carnival 0]

I just want WWE to get Maury Povich on Smackdown to read the DNA Test results. "Rey Mysterio, in the case of 8 year old Dominick........you are NOT the father!"

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perfect impression.

 

Then Maury tells eddie he isn't the father either. So who is it???

 

Then Triple H's music hits....and the rest writes itself.

[Vampiro69 0]

well, that is one way to shake up the rosters.

[Precious Roy 0]

I really don't like the idea of Eddie having fucked Rey's wife, so.....

 

Domanick is the son of Eddie and one of his former mistresses, who Rey adopted and raised as his own to help Eddie save his marriage. This plays into Eddie's twisted notion of "familia" and Rey being a good guy who's tried to help Eddie and now wants to protect the son that he's grown to love as his own from being hurt

 

And if they really want to get freaky that ex-mistress is Chyna

[CanadianChick 0]

Ah, the above would make some sense, since the goal is to paint Rey in a good light. He's a good man that just wants the best for his family. That's seriously the best way this can go.

[Vampiro69 0]

It's good to know that we have such bad ideas that they sound plausible for the writers to use.

[Guest JMA]

I just wish an announcer would randomly walk up to Eddie and straight up ask him if he's Dominic's father. Why can't any of them see how obvious it is? It's almost like wrestling announcers all have learning disabilities.

[Vampiro69 0]

What and spoil it for the people who aren't smart enough to think of that on their own?

[Guest JMA]

What and spoil it for the people who aren't smart enough to think of that on their own?

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I'd hope that everyone would be smart enough to see what Eddie is implying about Dominic. Otherwise...

[Precious Roy 0]

Ah, the above would make some sense, since the goal is to paint Rey in a good light. He's a good man that just wants the best for his family. That's seriously the best way this can go.

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Well, it was either that or 'Nick being Eddie's drug mule

[razazteca 0]

I just wish an announcer would randomly walk up to Eddie and straight up ask him if he's Dominic's father. Why can't any of them see how obvious it is? It's almost like wrestling announcers all have learning disabilities.

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They did not know that Stevie Richards was wearing a wig and dress! Its not like the announcers are avid fans of CSI or Law & Order.

[Guest JMA]

I just wish an announcer would randomly walk up to Eddie and straight up ask him if he's Dominic's father. Why can't any of them see how obvious it is? It's almost like wrestling announcers all have learning disabilities.

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They did not know that Stevie Richards was wearing a wig and dress! Its not like the announcers are avid fans of CSI or Law & Order.

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Like I said, they all have learning disabilities.

[Gary Floyd 0]

Who is Domanick's father? Why his mother of course! She's actually a hermaphrodite (come on, you've seen the South Park episode)

[Vampiro69 0]

What will happen is we will get the Dallas dream reboot.

 

Eddie will be shown in the back waking up from a nap and walk around acting like he use to 9 months ago.

 

And everything will end happily ever after. Ok, this joke died big time.

[cabbageboy 0]

In Taz's defense he actually did start to quiz Eddie on his possible relationship with Rey's wife.

 

To be honest I have no idea what this secret is if it's not Eddie being Dominic's real father...or maybe Uncle Eddie: Child Molester. Either way I am compelled right now but I have a feeling once it's revealed it could seriously kill both Eddie and Rey's careers.

[Silence 0]

Either way I am compelled right now but I have a feeling once it's revealed it could seriously kill both Eddie and Rey's careers.

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Rey's killing his own career along with Eddie's with this crappy storyline that he came up with, keep that in mind. Sounds odd, but like I said before, it's amazing how WWE makes some wrestlers become stupid over time.

[Fartsauce 0]

What will happen is Eddie will reveal that Rey has problems getting an erection and therefore Rey and his wife didn't know what to do. Wanting a child really bad, Rey turned to Eddie in order for that to happen. Eddie and Rey's wife start going at it while Rey watches. Suddenly, Rey magically gets an erection and decides to join in. They double team but then can't figure out who the child is. The main gist of the secret is that Rey was in her anus but Eddie was in the right hole therefore Dominic is Eddie's son. The plot thickens when Rey Mysterio, now amazed at the power of his erection, has sex with Eddies wife and it's revealed that BOTH of the little girls are in fact Rey's.

 

EDIT: I just realized that made absolutely no sense at all. Oh well, it's still morbid and disturbing.