101 reasons not to remove Hassan from Smackdown!

[Guest Fishyswa]

32. Over-sensitive bitches who relate everything to the nearest tragedy shouldn't be catered to.

[TheFranchise 0]

33. He has his own '101 reasons why' thread on TSM!

[Boon 0]

34. We'll never get to see the Magic Carpet Ride.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

35.More heel heat than anyone since Mr. McMahon.

 

Why must he be discriminated against!

 

[Team Angle Pusher 0]

36. He used to be Mark Magnus..

[Guest Stunt Granny]

37. If he gets taken off Smackdown, then the terroist truly have won.

[Dobbs 3K 0]

38. His gimmick can be retooled to that of a geeky computer nerd, referencing a different website on every show. (re: one of his first promos on RAW)

[CanadianChris 0]

39. Texas Cloverleaf

[Guest JumpinJackFlash]

40. It took more than one try to Stone Cold-Stun him (And that's pretty damn good!).

[King Cucaracha 0]

41. HE'Z B3TT3R THAN JBL, D00D, ACO7YTeS R TEH SUCKZ0RZ~!

 

42. Same as above, replace JBL with Cena.

 

43. Same as top, replace JBL with Orton.

 

44. Same as top, replace JBL with Orlando Jordan.

 

45. Same as top, replace JBL with CCC.

[Boon 0]

37. If he gets taken off Smackdown, then the terroist truly have won.

46. People are so eager to see him on Smackdown, they'll repeat reasons on a list of 101 that he should not be murdered.

[Guest JumpinJackFlash]

45. Same as top, replace JBL with CCC.

 

WHOA!

 

(*Chews apple, spits chunks in face*)

 

 

That ain't cool. (Yeah, I know you saw that one coming from a mile away)

[King Kamala 0]

47. It's not like Hassan is as offensive to Arabs as the Parkers was to fans of sitcoms.

[Guest MikeSC]

37. If he gets taken off Smackdown, then the terroist truly have won.

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48. More people will copy reason #24 if he's removed

[Dangerous A 0]

Face it, y'all ain't making it to 101 without repeats of previous reasons.

[Guest MikeSC]

If you copy reasons, then the terrorists would have already won.

[Gary Floyd 0]

49.) We need to find out who those guys in the maskes were (granted, everyone on the net knows, but the WWE has yet to reveal them)

[TheFranchise 0]

50. We have already gotten to 50 reasons.

[King Cucaracha 0]

51. Bossman has a kick ass car with a giant speaker on top. Goldberg has nothin'

[Guest crownofthorns13]

#52- The First Amendment

[TheFranchise 0]

53. Come on..

 

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

54: Sales of Keffiyeh have gone up 5% in Urban markers since his debut on UPN. Not since Yasser Arafat has there been such a boom in Keffiyeh sales.

[Enigma 0]

55. Smackdown wrestlers no longer get free 7/11 slushees and taxi rides to the arena

[Boon 0]

56. Smarks have gone to great creative lengths to come up with enough reasons to keep Hassan, with hilarious results.

[Caliban 0]

57. His finisher is a camel clutch. A CAMEL CLUTCH!!!

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

58. Arm-BAR

[Guest jumpingbombangel]

59. Keeping him helps to perpetuate THE TRUTH that YOU ALL ARE RACIST PEEGS.

[TheFranchise 0]

60. One day, he could win the White Boy Challenge.

[Guest Super Pissed Smark]

61. Moss-covered Three-handled family Gredunza

[Team Angle Pusher 0]

62. Because he has a nice finisher