Guest Fishyswa Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 32. Over-sensitive bitches who relate everything to the nearest tragedy shouldn't be catered to.
TheFranchise Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 33. He has his own '101 reasons why' thread on TSM!
Boon Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 34. We'll never get to see the Magic Carpet Ride.
CanadianGuitarist Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 35.More heel heat than anyone since Mr. McMahon. Why must he be discriminated against!
Guest Stunt Granny Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 37. If he gets taken off Smackdown, then the terroist truly have won.
Dobbs 3K Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 38. His gimmick can be retooled to that of a geeky computer nerd, referencing a different website on every show. (re: one of his first promos on RAW)
Guest JumpinJackFlash Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 40. It took more than one try to Stone Cold-Stun him (And that's pretty damn good!).
King Cucaracha Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 41. HE'Z B3TT3R THAN JBL, D00D, ACO7YTeS R TEH SUCKZ0RZ~! 42. Same as above, replace JBL with Cena. 43. Same as top, replace JBL with Orton. 44. Same as top, replace JBL with Orlando Jordan. 45. Same as top, replace JBL with CCC.
Boon Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 37. If he gets taken off Smackdown, then the terroist truly have won. 46. People are so eager to see him on Smackdown, they'll repeat reasons on a list of 101 that he should not be murdered.
Guest JumpinJackFlash Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 45. Same as top, replace JBL with CCC. WHOA! (*Chews apple, spits chunks in face*) That ain't cool. (Yeah, I know you saw that one coming from a mile away)
King Kamala Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 47. It's not like Hassan is as offensive to Arabs as the Parkers was to fans of sitcoms.
Guest MikeSC Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 37. If he gets taken off Smackdown, then the terroist truly have won. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 48. More people will copy reason #24 if he's removed
Dangerous A Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 Face it, y'all ain't making it to 101 without repeats of previous reasons.
Guest MikeSC Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 If you copy reasons, then the terrorists would have already won.
Gary Floyd Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 49.) We need to find out who those guys in the maskes were (granted, everyone on the net knows, but the WWE has yet to reveal them)
TheFranchise Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 50. We have already gotten to 50 reasons.
King Cucaracha Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 51. Bossman has a kick ass car with a giant speaker on top. Goldberg has nothin'
RavishingRickRudo Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 54: Sales of Keffiyeh have gone up 5% in Urban markers since his debut on UPN. Not since Yasser Arafat has there been such a boom in Keffiyeh sales.
Enigma Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 55. Smackdown wrestlers no longer get free 7/11 slushees and taxi rides to the arena
Boon Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 56. Smarks have gone to great creative lengths to come up with enough reasons to keep Hassan, with hilarious results.
Caliban Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 57. His finisher is a camel clutch. A CAMEL CLUTCH!!!
Guest jumpingbombangel Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 59. Keeping him helps to perpetuate THE TRUTH that YOU ALL ARE RACIST PEEGS.
TheFranchise Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 60. One day, he could win the White Boy Challenge.
Guest Super Pissed Smark Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 61. Moss-covered Three-handled family Gredunza
Team Angle Pusher Posted July 25, 2005 Report Posted July 25, 2005 62. Because he has a nice finisher
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