Guest Trecko Report post Posted August 2, 2005 *scratches Vis' dry humping off list* THAT IS THE GAYEST THING IN WRESTLING I'VE EVER SEEN. LMAO @ that music sounding like the theme from Toy Story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted August 2, 2005 That whole "killed in a car accident" line was pretty shocking. I'm surprised they let him say that--assuming they did. This crowd is awful, BTW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dangerous A 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2005 Val deserves better than this. Conway deserves a better gimmick than this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2005 Is Ron Conway an extra from the Police Academy movies.....did he come straight out of the Blue Oyster bar? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2005 His music should have been exactly the way it was, but with the words "American Male" being said repeatedly through the background like it's a Pink Floyd song. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2005 The Con Man? Wrestling with sunglasses on? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2005 .......... ???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2005 Okay I've not been watching for awhile...what the hell did they do to Chavo?? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think the technical term is "honkyfication". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BorneAgain 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2005 Okay I've not been watching for awhile...what the hell did they do to Chavo?? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He's a white guy now. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Like the man says, if its not white its not right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2005 I can't watch this match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2005 I'm both a hopeless romantic and a vengeful ex, as well as a mark who still loves the product more than most things in life. I make no apologies for being that way. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, you took it like a sport, so that's cool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slickster 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2005 Quite frankly, I think Rico and Adrian Adonis had more heterosexual ring attire than Rob Conway has right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2005 ...Conway doing his Johnny Cage impersonation. "Those were $500 sunglasses, asshole!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dillon Likes Bossman Report post Posted August 2, 2005 Guys...I'm gunna do this the Con-way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exslade ZX 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2005 Just realized, I had this same match on Raw 2 earlier. How..freaky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Stanley 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2005 So what's the theme name? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2005 Whats up with Conway using the Nothing Finer than the Scotty Steiner elbow? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dangerous A 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2005 Conway isn't the biggest guy on tv, but in person, you can tell him, Venis, and about 98% of the roster is on the juice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedJed 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2005 That whole "killed in a car accident" line was pretty shocking. I'm surprised they let him say that--assuming they did. This crowd is awful, BTW. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah they are a fucking shitty crowd for sure. Havent popped for much of anything the whole show and overall this has been a very strong Raw I think. But this match isnt going to help an already quiet (not drunk enough?) crowd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2005 The opening of Conway's theme is actually the piano music from the beginning of the Ben Folds Five song "Kate"...download it if you don't know it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2005 Gay Scott Steiner 2k5 is NOT a good gimmick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted August 2, 2005 Why did they waste Matt's return on a show like this? Good God... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2005 ........... Really why is this on my TV? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dillon Likes Bossman Report post Posted August 2, 2005 "This is a Con-way Match" - The Coach. This is my new favorite gimmick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2005 Conway looks like George Michael on steroids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2005 This crowd needs to all have their land stolen from them and sleep in a bunch of diseased blankets, ASAP. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slickster 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2005 Conway isn't the biggest guy on tv, but in person, you can tell him, Venis, and about 98% of the roster is on the juice. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, I agree. Rob Conway looked like a goddamn action figure when I saw him at a house show last week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2005 Is this what gay porn looks like? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BorneAgain 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2005 Is this what gay porn looks like? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Cue Viscera... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2005 Conway wears the glasses so his clients don't shoot it in his eyes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites