Guest Trecko Posted August 2, 2005 Report Posted August 2, 2005 *scratches Vis' dry humping off list* THAT IS THE GAYEST THING IN WRESTLING I'VE EVER SEEN. LMAO @ that music sounding like the theme from Toy Story.
Guest JMA Posted August 2, 2005 Report Posted August 2, 2005 That whole "killed in a car accident" line was pretty shocking. I'm surprised they let him say that--assuming they did. This crowd is awful, BTW.
Dangerous A Posted August 2, 2005 Report Posted August 2, 2005 Val deserves better than this. Conway deserves a better gimmick than this.
razazteca Posted August 2, 2005 Report Posted August 2, 2005 Is Ron Conway an extra from the Police Academy movies.....did he come straight out of the Blue Oyster bar?
The Amazing Rando Posted August 2, 2005 Report Posted August 2, 2005 His music should have been exactly the way it was, but with the words "American Male" being said repeatedly through the background like it's a Pink Floyd song.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted August 2, 2005 Report Posted August 2, 2005 The Con Man? Wrestling with sunglasses on?
SuperJerk Posted August 2, 2005 Report Posted August 2, 2005 Okay I've not been watching for awhile...what the hell did they do to Chavo?? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think the technical term is "honkyfication".
BorneAgain Posted August 2, 2005 Report Posted August 2, 2005 Okay I've not been watching for awhile...what the hell did they do to Chavo?? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He's a white guy now. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Like the man says, if its not white its not right.
AndrewTS Posted August 2, 2005 Report Posted August 2, 2005 I'm both a hopeless romantic and a vengeful ex, as well as a mark who still loves the product more than most things in life. I make no apologies for being that way. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, you took it like a sport, so that's cool.
Slickster Posted August 2, 2005 Report Posted August 2, 2005 Quite frankly, I think Rico and Adrian Adonis had more heterosexual ring attire than Rob Conway has right now.
ChrisMWaters Posted August 2, 2005 Report Posted August 2, 2005 ...Conway doing his Johnny Cage impersonation. "Those were $500 sunglasses, asshole!"
Guest Dillon Likes Bossman Posted August 2, 2005 Report Posted August 2, 2005 Guys...I'm gunna do this the Con-way.
Exslade ZX Posted August 2, 2005 Report Posted August 2, 2005 Just realized, I had this same match on Raw 2 earlier. How..freaky.
razazteca Posted August 2, 2005 Report Posted August 2, 2005 Whats up with Conway using the Nothing Finer than the Scotty Steiner elbow?
Dangerous A Posted August 2, 2005 Report Posted August 2, 2005 Conway isn't the biggest guy on tv, but in person, you can tell him, Venis, and about 98% of the roster is on the juice.
RedJed Posted August 2, 2005 Report Posted August 2, 2005 That whole "killed in a car accident" line was pretty shocking. I'm surprised they let him say that--assuming they did. This crowd is awful, BTW. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah they are a fucking shitty crowd for sure. Havent popped for much of anything the whole show and overall this has been a very strong Raw I think. But this match isnt going to help an already quiet (not drunk enough?) crowd.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted August 2, 2005 Report Posted August 2, 2005 The opening of Conway's theme is actually the piano music from the beginning of the Ben Folds Five song "Kate"...download it if you don't know it.
JJ Johnson Posted August 2, 2005 Report Posted August 2, 2005 Gay Scott Steiner 2k5 is NOT a good gimmick.
Guest JMA Posted August 2, 2005 Report Posted August 2, 2005 Why did they waste Matt's return on a show like this? Good God...
The Niggardly King Posted August 2, 2005 Report Posted August 2, 2005 ........... Really why is this on my TV?
Guest Dillon Likes Bossman Posted August 2, 2005 Report Posted August 2, 2005 "This is a Con-way Match" - The Coach. This is my new favorite gimmick.
LaParkaYourCar Posted August 2, 2005 Report Posted August 2, 2005 Conway looks like George Michael on steroids.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted August 2, 2005 Report Posted August 2, 2005 This crowd needs to all have their land stolen from them and sleep in a bunch of diseased blankets, ASAP.
Slickster Posted August 2, 2005 Report Posted August 2, 2005 Conway isn't the biggest guy on tv, but in person, you can tell him, Venis, and about 98% of the roster is on the juice. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, I agree. Rob Conway looked like a goddamn action figure when I saw him at a house show last week.
BorneAgain Posted August 2, 2005 Report Posted August 2, 2005 Is this what gay porn looks like? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Cue Viscera...
The Amazing Rando Posted August 2, 2005 Report Posted August 2, 2005 Conway wears the glasses so his clients don't shoot it in his eyes.
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