spman Posted August 6, 2005 Report Posted August 6, 2005 I was pawing through the used CD's at the music store a few months ago, and picked up "After the Rain" by Nelson for 3 bucks. After being seen with it by a friend, it's now become a running joke among us. Anyways, I've really been digging this album lately, I forgot how great a single Love and Affection was. Sure, it may be really gay metal, but I'll be damned if it's not catchy. Does enjoying Nelson mean I might have some undiscovered homosexual overtones? I sure hope not.
Lord of The Curry Posted August 6, 2005 Report Posted August 6, 2005 Without question, yes. Go gaff some random twink before it's too late.
Darthtiki Posted August 6, 2005 Report Posted August 6, 2005 Yes, yes it will I recommend a mandatory viewing of a block of Metal Aslyum, Slave to the Metal and Uranium on Fuse stat.
Coolclint Posted August 6, 2005 Report Posted August 6, 2005 I thought this was a bad grammar topic saying that Willie Nelson made him gay. I'm disappointed, but happy at the same time, because Willie Nelson shouldn't make anyone gay. Nelson does, though, so you're fucked*. *(Probably by a guy, because you're gay.)
BUTT Posted August 6, 2005 Report Posted August 6, 2005 "After the Rain" is a great song, and the video for it is even better.
Guest Frank_Nabbit Posted August 6, 2005 Report Posted August 6, 2005 I thought this was a bad grammar topic saying that Willie Nelson made him gay. I'm disappointed, but happy at the same time, because Willie Nelson shouldn't make anyone gay. Nelson does, though, so you're fucked*. *(Probably by a guy, because you're gay.) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> From the AP: DELIVERANCE star BURT REYNOLDS was so impressed with country legend WILLIE NELSON when they met, the actor's now convinced they'd have made the perfect gay couple. Reynolds and Nelson teamed up to make appearances in the upcoming movie adaptation of cult TV show DUKES OF HAZZARD, and twice-divorced Reynolds admits he almost immediately saw a perfect partner in the singer. He says, "When I worked with Willie Nelson - who is just about the nicest man I've ever worked with in my life - I thought, 'If I'd have been gay, it would've saved me millions, just because we'd still be happily married.'"
DMann2003 Posted August 11, 2005 Report Posted August 11, 2005 I had the album when I was 12, one of my 1st CD's, and yes it made me gay. Since getting rid of it my homosexual tendencies have gone away, this is the only CD known to man to have this affect on people. Well that and Right Said Fred.
The Amazing Rando Posted August 11, 2005 Report Posted August 11, 2005 What about: Frankie Goes To Hollywood Wham! Limp Bizkit ???
BUTT Posted August 11, 2005 Report Posted August 11, 2005 Seriously people, have you ever seen the video. This old dad is yelling at his son, "YOU'RE 18 YEARS OLD, BOY. BY THE TIME I WAS 18 I HAD ALREADY BEEN WORKING 6 YEARS AND HAD BEEN IN THE SERVICE! YOU WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!" The kid is so upset that he begins crying and puts on his Walkman to listen to his copy of After the Rain, and a purple bolt of lightening is suddenly sent through the headphone wires to his head. Then the Nelson brothers emerge from the poster of them the kid has hanging above his wall and pull him in. Then it shows the kid screaming and falling as though he's travelling into some other dimension. When he finally lands, he's sitting across from an Indian with both the Nelsons by his side. The Indian holds out a feather, which the Nelsons touch and disappear. Then the kid gets up and tries to walk away, but the Indian gives him the feather. Then he makes his way outside to witness an awesome performance of "After the Rain" by Matthew, Gunnar and the whole bunch. Then it shows the kid back in his room, waking up. It was all a dream............or was it???? On the table next to his bed..............is the feather the Indian gave him!! Spooky, huh?
Coolclint Posted August 11, 2005 Report Posted August 11, 2005 I thought this was a bad grammar topic saying that Willie Nelson made him gay. I'm disappointed, but happy at the same time, because Willie Nelson shouldn't make anyone gay. Nelson does, though, so you're fucked*. *(Probably by a guy, because you're gay.) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> From the AP: DELIVERANCE star BURT REYNOLDS was so impressed with country legend WILLIE NELSON when they met, the actor's now convinced they'd have made the perfect gay couple. Reynolds and Nelson teamed up to make appearances in the upcoming movie adaptation of cult TV show DUKES OF HAZZARD, and twice-divorced Reynolds admits he almost immediately saw a perfect partner in the singer. He says, "When I worked with Willie Nelson - who is just about the nicest man I've ever worked with in my life - I thought, 'If I'd have been gay, it would've saved me millions, just because we'd still be happily married.'" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, I guess I was wrong. Burt Willie
Guest Frank_Nabbit Posted August 11, 2005 Report Posted August 11, 2005 That was a legit story too BTW
nl5xsk1 Posted August 11, 2005 Report Posted August 11, 2005 I was pawing through the used CD's at the music store a few months ago, and picked up "After the Rain" by Nelson for 3 bucks. After being seen with it by a friend, it's now become a running joke among us. Anyways, I've really been digging this album lately, I forgot how great a single Love and Affection was. Sure, it may be really gay metal, but I'll be damned if it's not catchy. Does enjoying Nelson mean I might have some undiscovered homosexual overtones? I sure hope not. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not just regular gay, either ... but a power bottom.
BUTT Posted May 1, 2008 Report Posted May 1, 2008 Seriously people, have you ever seen the video. This old dad is yelling at his son, "YOU'RE 18 YEARS OLD, BOY. BY THE TIME I WAS 18 I HAD ALREADY BEEN WORKING 6 YEARS AND HAD BEEN IN THE SERVICE! YOU WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!" The kid is so upset that he begins crying and puts on his Walkman to listen to his copy of After the Rain, and a purple bolt of lightening is suddenly sent through the headphone wires to his head. Then the Nelson brothers emerge from the poster of them the kid has hanging above his wall and pull him in. Then it shows the kid screaming and falling as though he's travelling into some other dimension. When he finally lands, he's sitting across from an Indian with both the Nelsons by his side. The Indian holds out a feather, which the Nelsons touch and disappear. Then the kid gets up and tries to walk away, but the Indian gives him the feather. Then he makes his way outside to witness an awesome performance of "After the Rain" by Matthew, Gunnar and the whole bunch. Then it shows the kid back in his room, waking up. It was all a dream............or was it???? On the table next to his bed..............is the feather the Indian gave him!! Spooky, huh? I wish we had video embedding in 2005:
Retard Girl Posted May 1, 2008 Report Posted May 1, 2008 hahahahaaa, i had the biggest crush on these guys when i was 12. mmm pretty boys.
Ravenbomb Posted May 1, 2008 Report Posted May 1, 2008 Man. Just looking at that made me bi-curious, I can only imagine what listening to their music would do.
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! Posted May 1, 2008 Report Posted May 1, 2008 At first I thought the dad in that video was Brian Doyle-Murray.
Kinetic Posted May 1, 2008 Report Posted May 1, 2008 I thought this was a bad grammar topic saying that Willie Nelson made him gay. Or demanding that Willie Nelson make him gay. I thought the same thing, also. And, frankly, that would have been a much more interesting thread.
PLAGIARISM! Posted May 2, 2008 Report Posted May 2, 2008 Would Nelson's fence-mending eggs bear fruit? Or would the olive branch of peace be hacked apart by woodpeckers of mistrust?
FroGG_NeaL Posted May 2, 2008 Report Posted May 2, 2008 I listened to this album once, and it was so gay that i married a 45 year old man later that day. Also, I refuse to let you bastards sully the name of Willie Nelson any more.
BUTT Posted May 2, 2008 Report Posted May 2, 2008 Look in the mirror girl, by now you should know You’re living in a fantasy, and you can’t let go He never really loved you from the start The only thing he ever gave you was a broken heart Don’t be afraid to lose what was never meant to be After the rain washes away the tears And all the pain Only after the rain Can you live again I know the emptiness you feel inside You’re thinking if you break away, you’ll never survive I’m waiting as my heart beats just for you Come on and take my hand and I’ll pull you through But things will never change until you want them to After the rain washes away the tears And all the pain Only after the rain Can you live again WHOA-OH WHOA-OH After the rain You’ll see the sun appear to light the way Only after the rain Can you hope to find true love again He never really loved you from the start The only thing he ever gave you was a broken heart Come on and take my hand and I’ll pull you through You know the time has come for you to face the truth After the rain washes away the tears And all the pain Only after the rain Can you live again WHOA-OH WHOA-OH After the rain You’ll see the sun appear to light the way Only after the rain Can you hope to find true love again
Nighthawk Posted May 2, 2008 Report Posted May 2, 2008 Gay metal = Judas Priest, therefore gay metal is good.
Red Baron Posted May 2, 2008 Report Posted May 2, 2008 Gay metal = Judas Priest, therefore gay metal is good. Only a man that can wear so much leather and be gay yet metal heads think he is a god of some sort.
Corey_Lazarus Posted May 2, 2008 Report Posted May 2, 2008 Yes, yes it will I recommend a mandatory viewing of a block of Metal Aslyum, Slave to the Metal and Uranium on Fuse stat. Those are supposed to make him LESS gay?
King Kamala Posted May 2, 2008 Report Posted May 2, 2008 Gay metal = Judas Priest, therefore gay metal is good. I'll agree with that sentiment but Nelson isn't metal. Hell, Nelson isn't even hard rock. Nelson is about a half step above soft rock for fuck's sake! You can't much less metal than Nelson. Michael Bolton is more metal than those two!
FroGG_NeaL Posted May 2, 2008 Report Posted May 2, 2008 Michael Bolton? I celebrate the guy's entire catalog.
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