Sideburnious Posted September 3, 2005 Report Posted September 3, 2005 I was supposed to shit in a (decoration) tin can then return it to the person's kitchen, who's house we were in. I couldn't shit and all I could do was piss in it. I washed it out though. Nobody wants a tin of piss.
Art Sandusky Posted September 5, 2005 Report Posted September 5, 2005 It wasn't funny until the final couple'a lines. Then it was pretty funny.
Guest Frank_Nabbit Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 7 weeks later and I still ahve 5 or 6 pictures to take on the damn roll of film....I will post my shit pics though...YOU MUST BELIEVE!
Guest Frank_Nabbit Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 Why would driving home make it false, i was an ittiot and drove home half drunk.-- I took a picture of my shit covered shorts and the toliet at the bar ..... I can post them when I develop them --- The whole shitting my pants thing sobered me up pretty quickly <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 20 days after this post, I got busted for my 1st DUI and blew over a 2.0 or whatever. So much for learning my lesson.
Guest Frank_Nabbit Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 , I tossed the shorts in the bushes and showered in a desperate attempt to cleanse my BUTT. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> One last addition. My land lord was walking with my roomate outside the apartment and looked in the bushes, picked up the shit shorts and tossed them...My roomate said he nearly lost it and the land lord washed up pronto. Hilarious to us.
The Czech Republic Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 Why would driving home make it false, i was an ittiot and drove home half drunk.-- I took a picture of my shit covered shorts and the toliet at the bar ..... I can post them when I develop them --- The whole shitting my pants thing sobered me up pretty quickly <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 20 days after this post, I got busted for my 1st DUI and blew over a 2.0 or whatever. So much for learning my lesson. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If you're blowing a 2.0, they're sticking the breathalyzer in the mouth of your corpse
Matt Young Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 Hey, I never said I was proud of it.
Guest BrokenWings Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 Stop trying to defend yourself, and just roll over and play dead already. Every time you speak, you just come off more pathetic.
Matt Young Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 You're really stretching by taking comments such as the one I made about GameFAQs literally. It's like everyone has lost their sense of humor and is determined just to be a heartless asshole. Oh well, I'll just enjoy myself and let you wallow in your misery.
Nighthawk Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 Psst. Redeem yourself by acting like me.
Matt Young Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 Ha, sometimes I wish I could, but I don't know if I have it in me.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 Why would driving home make it false, i was an ittiot and drove home half drunk.-- I took a picture of my shit covered shorts and the toliet at the bar ..... I can post them when I develop them --- The whole shitting my pants thing sobered me up pretty quickly <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 20 days after this post, I got busted for my 1st DUI and blew over a 2.0 or whatever. So much for learning my lesson. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If you're blowing a 2.0, they're sticking the breathalyzer in the mouth of your corpse <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I blew an 11.
David Blazenwing Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 Film? Man, I feel sorry for the Walgreen's employee now <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hey, I work at Walgreens... *prays Frank_Nabbit doesn't live anywhere near the store I work at*
Skywarp! Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 Hey, remember when "Upper Decking" was all the rage? ...Though I never heard of anyone actually doing it...
Special K Posted October 28, 2005 Report Posted October 28, 2005 Wow, I've been wasted, but I've never crapped myself. Kudos.
Matt Young Posted November 12, 2005 Report Posted November 12, 2005 My stepdad is a Walgreens manager... ^^^^^^ Meaningless post to bump the thread for pics.
The Czech Republic Posted November 12, 2005 Report Posted November 12, 2005 So when do we rename this folder "Frivolous Matt Young Bullshit"
Guest Malia Young Posted November 12, 2005 Report Posted November 12, 2005 Aww, Czech, Matt only wanted to see a follow-up post, which I'm sure other posters do as well. Count me in that group! *nuzzles Czechers*
Carnival Posted November 12, 2005 Report Posted November 12, 2005 *nuzzles Czechers* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You're spayed, Czechers isn't interested. Czechers....I hope that nickname sticks.
Guest Frank_Nabbit Posted November 20, 2005 Report Posted November 20, 2005 The picture is finally developed. Barring any unforseen issue, I'll upload it before Wednesday night (Have to use the school's cpu)
The Czech Republic Posted November 20, 2005 Report Posted November 20, 2005 I'll upload it before Wednesday night No you won't
Gary Floyd Posted November 20, 2005 Report Posted November 20, 2005 You know, about a month ago, I was at a party, and there was this guy who was pretty wasted. Anyways, me and this other guy named Phil dared him to do something crazy. So, he took a shit on the sidewalk. True story. It was a pretty weak shit though.
Guest FromBeyondTheGrave Posted December 6, 2005 Report Posted December 6, 2005 The picture is finally developed. Barring any unforseen issue, I'll upload it before Wednesday night (Have to use the school's cpu) It's been over two weeks, where is the fucking picture.
Guest BrokenWings Posted December 6, 2005 Report Posted December 6, 2005 I had a friend shit in the hole of a mini-putt course. You fail to impress, Frank.
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