I shit my boxers tonight

[Sideburnious 0]

I was supposed to shit in a (decoration) tin can then return it to the person's kitchen, who's house we were in. I couldn't shit and all I could do was piss in it. I washed it out though. Nobody wants a tin of piss.

[Art Sandusky 0]

It wasn't funny until the final couple'a lines. Then it was pretty funny.

[Guest Frank_Nabbit]

7 weeks later and I still ahve 5 or 6 pictures to take on the damn roll of film....I will post my shit pics though...YOU MUST BELIEVE!

[Guest Frank_Nabbit]

Why would driving home make it false, i was an ittiot and drove home half drunk.--

 

I took a picture of my shit covered shorts and the toliet at the bar ..... I can post them when I develop them ---

 

The whole shitting my pants thing sobered me up pretty quickly

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20 days after this post, I got busted for my 1st DUI and blew over a 2.0 or whatever. So much for learning my lesson.

[Guest Frank_Nabbit]

, I tossed the shorts in the bushes and showered in a desperate attempt to cleanse my BUTT. 

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One last addition. My land lord was walking with my roomate outside the apartment and looked in the bushes, picked up the shit shorts and tossed them...My roomate said he nearly lost it and the land lord washed up pronto.

 

 

Hilarious to us.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Why would driving home make it false, i was an ittiot and drove home half drunk.--

 

I took a picture of my shit covered shorts and the toliet at the bar ..... I can post them when I develop them ---

 

The whole shitting my pants thing sobered me up pretty quickly

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20 days after this post, I got busted for my 1st DUI and blew over a 2.0 or whatever. So much for learning my lesson.

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If you're blowing a 2.0, they're sticking the breathalyzer in the mouth of your corpse

[Slayer 0]

I'm a legend at GameFAQs

[Matt Young 0]

Hey, I never said I was proud of it.

[Guest BrokenWings]

Stop trying to defend yourself, and just roll over and play dead already. Every time you speak, you just come off more pathetic.

[Matt Young 0]

You're really stretching by taking comments such as the one I made about GameFAQs literally. It's like everyone has lost their sense of humor and is determined just to be a heartless asshole.

 

Oh well, I'll just enjoy myself and let you wallow in your misery.

[Nighthawk 0]

Psst. Redeem yourself by acting like me.

[Matt Young 0]

Ha, sometimes I wish I could, but I don't know if I have it in me.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Why would driving home make it false, i was an ittiot and drove home half drunk.--

 

I took a picture of my shit covered shorts and the toliet at the bar ..... I can post them when I develop them ---

 

The whole shitting my pants thing sobered me up pretty quickly

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

20 days after this post, I got busted for my 1st DUI and blew over a 2.0 or whatever. So much for learning my lesson.

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If you're blowing a 2.0, they're sticking the breathalyzer in the mouth of your corpse

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I blew an 11.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Year old.

[Guest FromBeyondTheGrave]

That's cool.

[David Blazenwing 0]

Film? Man, I feel sorry for the Walgreen's employee now

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Hey, I work at Walgreens...

 

*prays Frank_Nabbit doesn't live anywhere near the store I work at*

[Skywarp! 0]

Hey, remember when "Upper Decking" was all the rage?

 

...Though I never heard of anyone actually doing it...

[Special K 0]

Wow, I've been wasted, but I've never crapped myself. Kudos.

[Matt Young 0]

My stepdad is a Walgreens manager...

 

^^^^^^ Meaningless post to bump the thread for pics.

[The Czech Republic 0]

So when do we rename this folder "Frivolous Matt Young Bullshit"

[Guest Malia Young]

Aww, Czech, Matt only wanted to see a follow-up post, which I'm sure other posters do as well. Count me in that group! *nuzzles Czechers*

[Carnival 0]

*nuzzles Czechers*

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You're spayed, Czechers isn't interested.

 

Czechers....I hope that nickname sticks.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Czechy Cheese is better.

[Guest Frank_Nabbit]

The picture is finally developed. Barring any unforseen issue, I'll upload it before Wednesday night (Have to use the school's cpu)

[The Czech Republic 0]

I'll upload it before Wednesday night

No you won't

[Guest Frank_Nabbit]

Que?

[Gary Floyd 0]

You know, about a month ago, I was at a party, and there was this guy who was pretty wasted. Anyways, me and this other guy named Phil dared him to do something crazy. So, he took a shit on the sidewalk.

 

True story. It was a pretty weak shit though.

[Guest FromBeyondTheGrave]

The picture is finally developed. Barring any unforseen issue, I'll upload it before Wednesday night (Have to use the school's cpu)

It's been over two weeks, where is the fucking picture.

[Guest BrokenWings]

I had a friend shit in the hole of a mini-putt course. You fail to impress, Frank.

[Guest Duke_The_Dog]

*vomits in Doggy bag*