Matt Young Posted September 12, 2005 Report Posted September 12, 2005 So, I was talking to Kotzenjunge... Kyliejunge (10:48:24 PM): Hey, have you donated any money. X Matt Young X (10:48:47 PM): No. I don't really have any to spare. Kyliejunge (10:48:54 PM): I don't either. X Matt Young X (10:49:16 PM): I'm saving to move out of my parents' house, probably with Melissa. Kyliejunge (10:49:21 PM): Wha? Kyliejunge (10:49:28 PM): I'm saving to move out too. X Matt Young X (10:50:04 PM): We could be roomies. ;-) Well, there's that whole living on opposite coasts thing that is in the way... Kyliejunge (10:50:07 PM): Oh man. X Matt Young X (10:51:02 PM): Haha, you probably just died a little inside from me even suggesting such a thing. Kyliejunge (10:51:09 PM): Nah, that'd actually rock. Kyliejunge (10:51:23 PM): I'll bet internet buds would get along better than real buds moving in with each other. Kyliejunge (10:51:28 PM): Reality show idea, motherfucker. Kyliejunge (10:51:29 PM): Pitch it. Kyliejunge (10:51:35 PM): You live out there. Find someone. Kyliejunge (10:51:39 PM): I can get my stardom. X Matt Young X (10:51:48 PM): Yeah, you'd steal the show. X Matt Young X (10:51:56 PM): I'd look boring by comparison Kyliejunge (10:51:57 PM): Nah, IDRM and AoO would have fans too. Kyliejunge (10:52:04 PM): You'd be the straight man. X Matt Young X (10:52:10 PM): We could have them make guest appearances. Kyliejunge (10:52:14 PM): Piss would be the crazy motherfucker. Kyliejunge (10:52:18 PM): No dude, we'd have a houseful. X Matt Young X (10:52:44 PM): Ah, okay. A TSM reality show. Kyliejunge (10:52:46 PM): Yeah man. Kyliejunge (10:52:50 PM): Put it in HD. Kyliejunge (10:52:52 PM): Post the idea now. Kyliejunge (10:52:54 PM): I'll expand later. X Matt Young X (10:53:11 PM): What should I write? Kyliejunge (10:53:57 PM): I dunno, just post "TSM Reality Show Idea Thread." The first post would be saying who to nominate, where we'd live, etc. Kyliejunge (10:54:07 PM): Asking, rather. Kyliejunge (10:54:16 PM): See how fast I can think, even though I'm stoned to the fucking bone. So apparently we're going to do this on the board. I'm not uite sure what Kotz wants to do with this, but I guess we can start out with suggestions on who should be in ti and where the crew would live.
Matt Young Posted September 12, 2005 Author Report Posted September 12, 2005 I was talking about it as a real-life thing, how it might be cool. Kotz told me to post it here, so obviously he has something in mind that will make this come off a lot better than it sounded when I wrote it.
Guest news_gimmick Posted September 12, 2005 Report Posted September 12, 2005 I was talking about it as a real-life thing, how it might be cool. Kotz told me to post it here, so obviously he has something in mind that will make this come off a lot better than it sounded when I wrote it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ...
Ted the Poster Posted September 12, 2005 Report Posted September 12, 2005 This is not quite an original concept, but could still be fairly interesting.
Guest news_gimmick Posted September 12, 2005 Report Posted September 12, 2005 Yes, I've always wanted to see internet posters on tv. GREAT idea.
Edwin MacPhisto Posted September 12, 2005 Report Posted September 12, 2005 Druggie girlfriend > hurricane relief
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 12, 2005 Report Posted September 12, 2005 There's no way Milky and myself could coexist in an apartment.
Matt Young Posted September 12, 2005 Author Report Posted September 12, 2005 Ex-Druggie girlfriend > hurricane relief <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fixed.
Spaceman Spiff Posted September 12, 2005 Report Posted September 12, 2005 I liked this better when it was called "Roomies".
Black Lushus Posted September 12, 2005 Report Posted September 12, 2005 Matt, I'm not sure but I think this may be one of those deals where someone tells you something is cool but really it's not and they just want to see you do it and get laughed at by everybody...
Stephen Joseph Posted September 12, 2005 Report Posted September 12, 2005 Ummm Didn't we do this once, scratch that, twice before? I mean, I like you guys and all (okay, some of you) but unless there's an insane amount of drug usage, I'd flip channels
Sideburnious Posted September 12, 2005 Report Posted September 12, 2005 What you should do for the show is get all the druggies of the board into the house and have only a small safe full of cough medicine, weed, and maybe a gram of coke. The only catch is the only key to this safe is hidden in the house and the only person who opens the safe with the key gets the drugs. After about a couple of hours it'll be like Battle Royal. Now that would be entertaining TV.
Guest Vitamin X Posted September 12, 2005 Report Posted September 12, 2005 No. Just......no. <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Art Sandusky Posted September 12, 2005 Report Posted September 12, 2005 Roomies was like, you know, a show-show. I should add that this would be pretty much a Real World kinda thing, minus the script.
Guest Eddie Winslow Posted September 13, 2005 Report Posted September 13, 2005 No. Just......no. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Nighthawk Posted September 13, 2005 Report Posted September 13, 2005 1. This is sick and disturbing. 2. Agent and myself living together would draw totally huge ratings on tv and I'm 100% serious. It would draw them because we couldn't coexist. 3. Fuck 4. Cunt 5. Now, Eddie, I'm not your father, but don't make me break into Cliff Huxtable again. 6. I care about hurricane relief. No joke there, I do. I donated and shit. 7. The Amazing Rando never follows through with his ideas. Steal them. Seriously, he's ripe. 8. Cocksucker, motherfucker, fuck, shit, cock, cunt, pussy. 9. Fuck George Carlin in his hippy ass. 10. I want a hamburger.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 13, 2005 Report Posted September 13, 2005 "Do the fucking dishes, Dave." "Fuck you, Gene! (starts masturbating angrily)" Gene hits Dave in the dick with a dirty fork. Dave hits Gene in the eye. Gene tries putting Dave in the dishwasher, breaking a lot of plates and cutting Dave's shoulder. The next time between commercial breaks is a chokehold-laden manly wrestling match in the kitchen. Then we bring girls home who hate each other, one leaves, and Dave and I tag-team the other, while he complains about my cds being everywhere and getting mixed into his, since I'm accusing him of stealing because I'm paranoid. Then we lose our security deposit over some stupid shit like me carving "Fuck Milky" in the wall with a broken tequila bottle.
The Czech Republic Posted September 13, 2005 Report Posted September 13, 2005 I liked this better when it was called "Roomies". <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Jesus, I didn't even like it then.
Art Sandusky Posted September 14, 2005 Report Posted September 14, 2005 After realizing how accurate AoO's snippet probably would be, we'd just call it The Young Ones and the criminally ignored original show would get beaucoup press. Two birds with one stone!
Sideburnious Posted September 14, 2005 Report Posted September 14, 2005 So is Milky "Vivian" and Agent "Richie"?
Slayer Posted September 14, 2005 Report Posted September 14, 2005 "Milky, you got some 'splainin' to do..."
Guest cosbywasmurdered Posted September 14, 2005 Report Posted September 14, 2005 No. Just......no. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Nighthawk Posted September 15, 2005 Report Posted September 15, 2005 Who the fuck gonna say "beaucoup"?
Guest news_gimmick Posted September 15, 2005 Report Posted September 15, 2005 Mole. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ...
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 15, 2005 Report Posted September 15, 2005 Popick living with me would be funny TV, too.
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