1000 Reasons why Late Night with Conan O'Brien

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50: The String Dance and trying to get other people to do it.

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51. Don't forget the Ruben Studdard and Clay Aiken jokes.

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52. The claymation episode.

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53. Andy Blitz as the Awful Ballgame Chanter

54. The Jesus Inspirational Sports Statues.

 

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55. Conan playing baseball in the 1800s league

56. The "Eminem fears puppets" fiasco

57. Little Jay Leno

58. Conan's Jay Leno impression

59. The classic mustard yellow set

60. Recliner of Rage

61. Actual Items

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62. Max on Max

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63. Eisenhower mug.

64. Recently during a spot with a lot of laughs Conan picked up a pencil, wiggled it, put it down and told everybody to settle down. It was one of the strangest moments in the history of Late Night.

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63. Harry Shearer hates Lorne Michaels, but he'll still appear on Conan's show, which Lorne is the e.p. of.

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66. http://www.conanvsbear.com/

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67. "Duran-tastic!"

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68. If Conan were here, he would make light of how dead this thread became after barely getting halfway.

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69. Leonard Diesel, Vin Diesel's Brother

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70. Giving Brad Pitt the keys to his Taurus

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71. Triumph vs. Crappy: The Pets.com controversy

72. Jesus telling a Christian American Idol hopeful "It's not gonna happen", and walking away.

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73. Joel Goddard

74. No overplayed "moment of Zen".

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75. If They Mated (can't believe it hasn't been said)

76. If They Mated: The Book existed long before any Daily Show books

77. World's Fastest Menorah versus World's Fastest Baby Jesus

78. Up to the minute car chase coverage with toy cars

79. Awkward flirting with guests

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80. That young guy that brings animals on every so often, and the way Conan rips on him constantly.

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81. The Abraham Lincoln Money Shot Channel

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82. Stackenblocken

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83. Masturbating Bear unmasks, revealing Jim Carrey

84. CN Tower vs Space Needle

85. Conan & Mr. T at the apple orchard

86. Tom Hanks, SECRETS: "The 1998 Oscars, I found myself in the bathroom in a stall, next to Tom Selleck. So I leaned over and I said 'looks like we're a couple of peeing Toms.' His angry silence is something I'll never forget."

 

87: The Conan O'Brien Story: starring Jim Carrey. "Did you just make eye contact with me, you piece of crap?" "I can't hear the laughter anymore!"

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88. Having Letterman as the former host > having Craig Kilborne as the former host.

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89. The Tom Selleck/Big Show/Sex Lady episode

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90. One time they had the Andy Vs. Conan staring contest. Usual gimmicky has Andy about to crack, but he holds STRONG! A guy comes out with a "SKULL MILK - $1.00" sign (something similar) and squeezes his head until milk comes out of his mouth. Andy cracks.

 

Well, it's better than OMG BUSH SUX every night.

 

Hell, STARING CONTEST RULES.

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How did you miss this, btw.

 

91. "We realize that a lot of our viewers have young children that need to go to sleep."

 

CONAN SINGS A LULLABY.

 

"Little baby, go to sleep...

 

Towards the end of the graphicly obscene song, disturbing & graphic pictures are shown, including footage of Big Japan Wrestling matches where Onita is carving someone's face with a sickel.

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"IN THE YEAR 2000..."

 

"The Internet will turn ten years old. Upon hearing this, Michael Jackson will immediately ask how he can get on the Internet."

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92. SHOE-verine

93. Sexual Harassment Skeleton Channel

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94. "Uh, Late Night With WHO?"

95. The playing of "Ace of Spades" during any fight scene.

96. Michael Bolton threatens to take Conan's head off with a softball.

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97. Steve Carrell's German impression (exclusive~! to Conan)

98. Mila Kunis (Jackie from That 70's Show) talks about how much she hates bugs. So, of course, Conan gets a stagehand to bring some cockroaches(?) over to her. She runs off the set.

99. Conan thought the Japanese Pool Boy had a great name.

 

Next is, uh, #46.

 

..c'mon, we can keep going.

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100. Conan's Anna Nicole Smith impression.

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101. Conan's State of the Union Address.