Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted September 20, 2005 Another one! This one might put the Florida Keys underwater, and since this is only the second time after Katrina that the local schools and business have closed down due to hurricanes, I guess I felt like starting a thread anyways. I'm bored at any rate, since nothing's open as a result. The worst part is, after passing the Keys, Rita has a chance to strengthen in the Gulf and take a northerly turn... Talk about insult to injury. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2005 I have got a bad feeling about this one... I hope my feeling is wrong though. This looks like the same fucking path of Katrina though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vampiro69 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2005 Well at least the people are already evacuated from New Orleans. If it hits NO then lets abandon the stupid city then. The city will need to be renamed Atlantis in 50 years anways since the city was already sinking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Brian Report post Posted September 20, 2005 How did we get from 'K' to 'R' so fast? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vampiro69 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2005 few tropical depressions here and there moves you through the alphabet pretty quick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I like Forums 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2005 Why are there so many hurricanes lately? Has there ever been so many frequent hurricanes in that area ever before? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2005 Amy Jo Johnson, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you. Woo woo woo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted September 20, 2005 They also said that if we run out of letters in the alphabet, they start going through the Greek alphabet. HURRICANE OMEGA. Now, I like the sound of that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2005 (crap) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I saw this and immediately thought of Rita Cosby. Which I guess is better than Rita Rudner, which would be a hurricane that bores everyone within gale distance using boring jokes about it's husband. "We were laying down in bed one night, and he said 'What category are you at now?' and I thought about it and I said 'I'm a Category G' and he said 'Category G? Does that....? Hmm..' Sure I lied but he doesn't know what I'm talking about and that makes me feel so much better." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted September 20, 2005 I actually like Rita Rudner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2005 I went and saw her live routine in late 2001. If you just came to Vegas once and saw her and went home, you'd think it was great. But if you actually come here regularly to gamble, and then you see that the jokes in the commercial are the same ones that she's using in the show, and the "Life with Rita" strip in the showtime-listing magazine in your room is just a print version of her retelling the same jokes... ...Well, it seems like her repitoire is really limited. So I can razz on her once, if only because I've had to hear "And yes, I'm really doing the splits, and yes, it hurts" so many times while touring south Strip. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2005 They also said that if we run out of letters in the alphabet, they start going through the Greek alphabet. HURRICANE OMEGA. Now, I like the sound of that one. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hurricane Pi? Hurricane Delta? me likey the names named from the Greek alphabet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2005 Probably not going to effect me much, but hey. I get a paid day off of work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2005 (crap) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I saw this and immediately thought of Rita Cosby. Well that just makes me a better child of the 90s than you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2005 How about they just name it Hurricane HOLY SHIT and call it a day? It's so hard to be afraid of something named Rita. Rita's is the name of an Italian restraunt I go too. The food is too good for me to fear the name now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2005 Do you fear the prices? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exslade ZX 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2005 (crap) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I saw this and immediately thought of Rita Cosby. Well that just makes me a better child of the 90s than you <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Didn't you complain about Power Rangers once in a thread or something like that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2005 Oh come the fuck on. A joking nostalgic reference is not the same as actively following the show 12 years later Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eclipse 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2005 I have a feeling this storm is going to hit New Orleans...I have a feeling. That would TRULY SUCK. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2005 Do you fear the prices? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Four course meal for under 12 bucks? Hell no, I love Rita. Best damn garlic bread on the planet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest /-lester-/ Report post Posted September 20, 2005 How did we get from 'K' to 'R' so fast? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lee was a "fish" meaning that it blew over open waters Maria was a fish Nate was a fish Ophelia brushed by North Carolina Philippe was a fish here comes Rita Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2005 What? No "If the hurricane hits NO again, then both Bush and God hate black people" jokes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2005 People here are in panic mode. My father said all the grocery stores are out of water and canned goods and I had to get my prescriptions at Walmart today and you would have thought it was Christmas time. Parking lot was jammed, the lines were all the way to the back of the store. Carts were filled with bottled water, canned goods, paper products and batteries. I honestly don't think it'll get really bad just because we are further north, but whatever. I'll do whatever I need to so I don't get bitched at. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2005 Everytime someone says "Rita", I think of the drunk from "Joe Schmoe 2". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2005 I have a feeling this storm is going to hit New Orleans...I have a feeling. That would TRULY SUCK. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nope..what would absolutely suck is if it hits Houston and they have to evacuate Houston + all of the people from New Orleans in the Astrodome. Plus, Houston is the nation's fattest city, so there will be a lot of fat people left behind and we can have..uh..some famous fat guy go "George Bush Hates Fat People!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2005 I have a feeling this storm is going to hit New Orleans...I have a feeling. That would TRULY SUCK. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nope..what would absolutely suck is if it hits Houston and they have to evacuate Houston + all of the people from New Orleans in the Astrodome. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Congratulations on making me laugh, then immediately hoping it really happens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2005 Plus, Houston is the nation's fattest city, so there will be a lot of fat people left behind and we can have..uh..some famous fat guy go "George Bush Hates Fat People!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If only Biggie Smalls were still with us, he could do both. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2005 How about they just name it Hurricane HOLY SHIT and call it a day? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> BULLETIN HURRICANE HOLY SHIT INTERMEDIATE ADVISORY NWS TPC/NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL AL182005 0300Z WED SEP 21 2005 HURRICANE WARNING IN EFFECT FROM 23N TO 27N: THIS HURRICANE IS A MUSHROOM CLOUD LAYING MOTHERFUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER. YOU BETTER MOVE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zaius 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2005 How about they just name it Hurricane HOLY SHIT and call it a day? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> BULLETIN HURRICANE HOLY SHIT INTERMEDIATE ADVISORY NWS TPC/NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL AL182005 0300Z WED SEP 21 2005 HURRICANE WARNING IN EFFECT FROM 23N TO 27N: THIS HURRICANE IS A MUSHROOM CLOUD LAYING MOTHERFUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER. YOU BETTER MOVE. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I could actually almost buy this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2005 Bet your ass people would evacute then. Well, the ones worth keeping alive anyway. If you got a Hurricane called "HOLY SHIT" coming and you think you can ride it out, then you are probably the same kind of person who thinks you can ride out a tornado coming right up your driveway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
