chirs3 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2005 (edited) The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents... SWF FAMILY FRIENDLY LOCKDOWN! LIVE, WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 12th, FROM THE HILTON COLISEUM IN AMES, IOWA! (5PM PST, 8PM EST; check local listings) ** Family Friendly rules are in effect! Matches due to markers by 10:00 PM, Eastern Standard Time. Send all materials (promos, marked matches, etc.) to chirs3. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- The Main Event "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. Bruce Blank -> There's been a joke going around CC recently. Q: Why do they call him Bruce Blank? A: Because whenever I read one of his posts, a blank stare comes over my face. *crickets chirp* Remind me to fire whoever writes my material. Anywho, it seemed like Bruce Blank might've been slipping when he lost to Jimmy the Doom, but last week on Storm he made a statement to everyone in the fed, and indeed, the world, when he won a huge Fatal Fourway to retain his Hardcore title. Impressive - very impressive. So impressive, that tonight, we give him a chance to test his mettle against the current #1 Contender, Spike Jenkins! Rules: Standard Singles Match Word Limit: 6000 Send to: chirs3 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Almost The Main Event - Tag Team Title Contendership Match Wild and Dangerous vs. TKO (TORU Takahara and KOJI Kitano) -> Zyon's back was arrested and charged with assault after attacking an innocent announce table, so for the time being he's out of action, which means Spyon vs. TKO is on hold. But we're not letting TKO off the hook that easily. We said they'd be put to the test tonight, and by golly, they're going to be put to the test tonight - against WIIIIILD AND DAAAAANGEROUS! Rules: Standard tag team match. Use the tag ropes! Word Limit: 6000 Send to: janusd -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Jay Hawke and JJ Johnson vs. Todd Cortez and Manson -> In an attempt to book as many people as possible, this match was born. Rules: Standard Tag Team Match. Use the tag ropes! Word Limit: 5000 Send to: TheSuperstar -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Marcus "The Mastermind" Ward vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu -> It's the battle of the quadro-syllabic nicknames! Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4500 Send to: Justice -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- The Bruises of Madison County - House Rules Match Jimmy the Doom vs. The Crimson Skull -> Jimmy the Doom was on the recieving end of a pinfall during Storm, at the hands of the Crimson Skull. Only, it wasn't the Crimson Skull. Well, there were two Skulls. Sort of. It was a little confusing. But we decided to oversimplify it, and just say that Skull pinned Doom. So it's time for Jimmy to get his revenge (even though the person he should be getting revenge on isn't The Crimson Skull... well, it was, but they... you know, forget it). Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4000 Send to: ChuckWoolery -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Opening Bout Haffy vs. Ced Ordonez -> A hardcore metal maniac meets a DDR freak. This ain't gonna be pretty. Rules: I'm tempted to make this a danceoff, but... nah. Standard singles match. Word Limit: 3500 Send to: chirs3 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Opening Promo: Free! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Plus: Wednesday is somebody's birthdayyyyy... -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Please direct all complaints to Tom Flesher. Edited October 9, 2005 by chirs3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2005 Hope I keep my consecutive bookings streak alive and we all need to prepare for Joel and Jose Maximo - I wonder if they're bringing Amazing Red whuzzat? they're not the only SATs around? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2005 Here's a can of Carlsberg. Now be quiet. Thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2005 Huzzah for things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2005 Here's a can of Carlsberg. Now be quiet. Thank you. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> mmmm Carlsberg now as for being quiet that's always been my problem only way to shut me up - well is to shut me up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2005 Nooooo problem. CC, can we have a 'Gag The White Trash' match please? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2005 Speaking of which: Bruce Blank does not represent all people from/living in Alabama. Also, I kind of want to bring Lil' Buck out for one match only in a 'Who's the King of Alabama' match. But I won't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2005 Drea, is Jarrod Banks still in the hospital? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2005 Yes. He enjoys being sodomized by nurses, apparently. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2005 Nooooo problem. CC, can we have a 'Gag The White Trash' match please? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hey now keep me out of your sick twisted sexual fantasies please And Bruce Blank doesn't represent Alabama - they're generally worse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2005 (edited) Ok, it's fixed. I forgot that Lockdown was family friendly, had to undo the House Rules match. I'll keep it tucked away for future use. Edited October 9, 2005 by chirs3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2005 Aw... What was it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2005 Tag match glee! *rubs hands together* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2005 Aw... What was it? "The Bruises of Madison County". You and Skull would've been fighting on the Roseman Covered Bridge, featured in the movie (actually, you would've started in the gift shop). First to put his opponent through the bridge into the disturbingly shallow water below would win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2005 So Freaking Sweet! and yes that was a really bad joke - almost as bad as the jokes I make Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2005 Time to put over that Hardcore Champion and such. Bruce Blank is the next RVD! Or Maven. Whatever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2005 Rob Van Maven? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2005 Rob Van Job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2005 now, now just cause you lose to me doesn't mean we'll have to rename you "Rob Van Job" Spikey poo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BillFillmaff Report post Posted October 10, 2005 Bill Fillmaff would sell out any show, and it must be a simple oversight that I am not booked on this card, much less the marquee man. I am a winner everywhere I go, and I let so many people know it, that they can't help but remember it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2005 Can we get Bill Fillmaff to play that actor guy we supposedly have under contract? The ratings would be huge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2005 Jesus, man. Wes Davenport vs. Bill Fillmaff would be the best thing ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2005 http://billfillmaff.planetstacked.gamespy....nowigotgame.jpg That's great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2005 That picture symbolizes that Bill Fillmaff is a poker giant. And he's not a werewolf. But he's rich, and could probably buy the moon if he wanted to. Or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2005 I thought Wild and Dangerous were going to split when they lost the titles? That's also why I'd already agreed with Toxxic that we'd be doing TKO vs. Cucaracha Internacional at A2A. Considering how much of an abortion their last reign was, it baffles belief that they're being given another chance to wrestle for the belts. Especially considering TKO and CI actually have a storyline going. Oh well. I'll just cross my fingers that Toxx and Card win. And if not...I guess that gives me more time to write my match against Max King at A2A. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2005 2 options The break up happens during the match or they put over TKO (cause lets face it the poor guys need all the help to rebuild after we beat them ) before breaking up I wouldn't worry too much if I was you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2005 Well, I've been here before, so lets just say I'll be pleasantly surprised if either of those two happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2005 You got the titles - so you're in the drivers seat really besides I think that other than grand theft TKO's claim to a title shot is slightly less than the Nightmare Express - we beat them like a drum after all but I can see why you'd want a nice, easy and cushy first PPV title defence Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2005 Kinda like W&D's PPV defense against Skull and Ghost Machine. You know (And I'm only doing this because I'm an ass), after they won on 6/27, Wild and Dangerous defended the belts like three times prior to losing it. Once was Spike and Zyon (Handicapped match), then Spike/Zyon again (The infamous fake audible match), then Ghost Skull. I could be wrong, though, but I don't think so. So, yeah, nothing of value in yet another of my posts! W00t. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2005 3 in 90somthing days? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
