Mole Posted October 12, 2005 Report Posted October 12, 2005 Thank you to the Jews, I have off the Wednesday and Thursday. And since I don't have classes on Friday, I won't have classes again till next Monday. Soo, did anyone else get these days off?
Corey_Lazarus Posted October 12, 2005 Report Posted October 12, 2005 No. Some of us work for a living.
nl5xsk1 Posted October 12, 2005 Report Posted October 12, 2005 As someone that has Jewish ancestry, I'll take it onto myself to speak for all of Jew-kind ... We don't really like Mole as much as he likes us.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted October 12, 2005 Report Posted October 12, 2005 Jews are the shizzle-stein...
Youth N Asia Posted October 12, 2005 Report Posted October 12, 2005 The Jews are alright by me. The first girl I ever made out with was Jewish...and the girl I made out with *counts back* 3 girls ago was Jewish...and she was awesome
kkktookmybabyaway Posted October 12, 2005 Report Posted October 12, 2005 I like Jews that laugh when I make a Jew joke. Otherwise, fuck 'em, and not in the Y outh N Asia sense either...
Youth N Asia Posted October 12, 2005 Report Posted October 12, 2005 Haven't had sex with a Jewish girl...yet
Nighthawk Posted October 12, 2005 Report Posted October 12, 2005 Then again, why would they cancel classes for Yom Kippur? Surely not all the teachers are Jewish. Perhaps they just don't want the Jews to fall behind. In any case, they didn't do that at my school, but I'm still not going. I took off Rosh Hashana last week, too. I tell you, this being a Jew is fucking sweet.
Black Lushus Posted October 12, 2005 Report Posted October 12, 2005 Two hours of begging <{POST_SNAPBACK}> un-true!
kkktookmybabyaway Posted October 12, 2005 Report Posted October 12, 2005 Haven't had sex with a Jewish girl...yet <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Can't imagine it'd be much different than having sex with a non-Jew, although the nagging about whether or not I got the best rate for the hotel we would be in might get annoying...
Mole Posted October 12, 2005 Author Report Posted October 12, 2005 You guys LOVE me. As someone that has Jewish ancestry, I'll take it onto myself to speak for all of Jew-kind ... We don't really like Mole as much as he likes us. <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Annabelle Posted October 12, 2005 Report Posted October 12, 2005 i love jews just as much as i love MOLE
Youth N Asia Posted October 13, 2005 Report Posted October 13, 2005 I like the Jews...I fucking love Mole!
The Czech Republic Posted October 13, 2005 Report Posted October 13, 2005 I have Jewish ancestry. kkktookmybabyaway's great-grandfather probably harassed my great-grandfather. He probably sent telegrams that would end with an ellipsis. "I hate the way your tribe runs the media, stop! Cease running my newspaper, it's more like a snoozepaper, stop stop stop!"
Slayer Posted October 13, 2005 Report Posted October 13, 2005 Can't imagine it'd be much different than having sex with a non-Jew For them it might be different, especially if you don't have a Jewish dick
Big Ol' Smitty Posted October 13, 2005 Report Posted October 13, 2005 We liberals are anti-semites. All the world's problems are caused by either: a. oil b. jews c. oily jews
Fuzzy Dunlop Posted October 13, 2005 Report Posted October 13, 2005 A friend of mine, upon getting hired for his first full-time job, lied and said he was Jewish, because most places are closed for Christian holidays anyways.
Annabelle Posted October 13, 2005 Report Posted October 13, 2005 mikesc ruined any street cred that this thread had. thanks.
Guest MC Puberty Posted October 13, 2005 Report Posted October 13, 2005 Terror illistrates my era Now I cant hang around my momma Cause I scare her I'm quick to blast motherfucker It feels like I'm bustin a nut When I open you up Cause your body is exposed to the midnight mist All you weak motherfuckers give my ring a kiss Cause I'm givin dirt naps Comin with them bomb ass raps To make your lungs collapse Perhaps, you never sleep Cause evertime you doze You catch blows to the motherfuckin nose
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted October 13, 2005 Report Posted October 13, 2005 The Holocaust didn't happen. but it should have.
The Czech Republic Posted October 13, 2005 Report Posted October 13, 2005 We liberals are anti-semites. All the world's problems are caused by either: a. oil b. jews c. oily jews <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I thought you fancy yourselves "progressives" now.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted October 13, 2005 Report Posted October 13, 2005 Many libs call themselves that now, but smitty has no qualms saying he hates freedom and liberty, which is cool...
Big Ol' Smitty Posted October 14, 2005 Report Posted October 14, 2005 i also hate baseball, apple pie, and john hancock's signature
Red Baron Posted October 14, 2005 Report Posted October 14, 2005 What's a 'joo'? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Tell that to Alicia Keys who says that word in almost every song of hers.
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