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Who else LOVES JEWS???

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Thank you to the Jews, I have off the Wednesday and Thursday. And since I don't have classes on Friday, I won't have classes again till next Monday.

 

Soo, did anyone else get these days off?

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As someone that has Jewish ancestry, I'll take it onto myself to speak for all of Jew-kind ...

 

We don't really like Mole as much as he likes us.

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Then again, why would they cancel classes for Yom Kippur? Surely not all the teachers are Jewish. Perhaps they just don't want the Jews to fall behind. In any case, they didn't do that at my school, but I'm still not going.

 

I took off Rosh Hashana last week, too. I tell you, this being a Jew is fucking sweet.

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I have Jewish ancestry. kkktookmybabyaway's great-grandfather probably harassed my great-grandfather. He probably sent telegrams that would end with an ellipsis.

 

"I hate the way your tribe runs the media, stop! Cease running my newspaper, it's more like a snoozepaper, stop stop stop!"

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Can't imagine it'd be much different than having sex with a non-Jew

For them it might be different, especially if you don't have a Jewish dick

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A friend of mine, upon getting hired for his first full-time job, lied and said he was Jewish, because most places are closed for Christian holidays anyways.

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Guest MC Puberty

Terror illistrates my era

Now I cant hang around my momma

Cause I scare her

I'm quick to blast motherfucker

It feels like I'm bustin a nut

When I open you up

Cause your body is exposed to the midnight mist

All you weak motherfuckers give my ring a kiss

Cause I'm givin dirt naps

Comin with them bomb ass raps

To make your lungs collapse

Perhaps, you never sleep

Cause evertime you doze

You catch blows to the motherfuckin nose

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