chirs3 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2005 (edited) The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents... SWF SMARKDOWN! LIVE, MONDAY, OCTOBER 17th, FROM THE FIVE SEASONS CENTER IN CEDAR RAPIDS, IOWA! (5PM PST, 8PM EST; check local listings) Matches due to markers by 10:00 PM, Eastern Standard Time. Send all materials (promos, marked matches, booking requests, etc.) to Chuck Woolery. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- The Main Event (non-title) El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. Jimmy the Doom --> It was true with Zyon and JJ Johnson, and now it's true for Jimmy the Doom - if you miss your plane, you get put in the main event with El Luchadore Magnifico. Let this be a lesson to all of you oversleepers and lollygaggers. Don't miss your flights. EDIT: Please note that the above description is a total lie. Jimmy is awesome when it comes to catching planes. That's why he gets this match as a reward. Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 5500 Send to: Chuck Woolery -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH JJ Johnson © vs. KOJI Kitano © --> TKO are becoming a dominant force in the tag division, and they're no slouches in the singles department either. JJ Johnson is due for a Cruiser defense, and KOJI is just looking for another piece of gold. Rules: Standard, with Cruiserweight addenda (no throwing opponents over the top rope, outside count is 20, yadda yadda yadda). Word Limit: 5000 Send to: janusd -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Bruce Blank © vs. TORU Takahara © --> TKO are the number one contenders for the Tag Team Titles. This does not sit well with The Nightmare Express. Then again, the fact that KOJI and TORU lack singles titles does not sit well with them either. Tonight, Hardcore meets Tag...core... in a non-title match that still has quite a bit on the line... Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4500 Send to: chirs3 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Opening Bout Haffy vs. Manson --> The unstoppable force (Metal) meets the immovable object (Mansonosity). Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4000 Send to: JJ Johnson -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Opening Promo: Free! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Plus: I dunno... maybe some Bill Flimfaff, or whatever the hell his name is. And hopefully some other people too - there were lots of requests to remain unbooked this week (hence the dinky card), but I'm sure those people can churn out a promo or two. Edited October 14, 2005 by chirs3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devo 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2005 Nice job on contenders. And it occurs to me that I haven't faced Andrea (in any of her characters) in over four years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2005 I did turn in a match, you know. Unless the PM got messed up on its way to MVS. Hmm, bort, or whatever. Also, yeah, that is odd, Mags. Remember when we traded the LHW title over a few weeks? Good times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2005 If I had known I would be ungrounded the day the card was up . . . *sighs* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2005 I did turn in a match, you know. Unless the PM got messed up on its way to MVS. Hmm, bort, or whatever. Eep. That's no good, no good at all. I've still got nadda from your marker, so I figured DNS. My sincerestestest apologies. With sugar on top. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2005 Upon further review, I am an idiot. I could've dived into Mike's account last night and gotten your match, but for some reason I'll never understand, I thought I had given him Akira v. Ward, so I was just sitting here waiting for yours to show up. So, 'Drea, your match has been edited into the show (in a rather lazy fashion), and in order to make it up to you, I will grant you a single wish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devo 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2005 Also, yeah, that is odd, Mags. Remember when we traded the LHW title over a few weeks? Good times. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sure was. That troublemaker Chris Storm always sticking his nose in things, and our favorite fast-food mascot Mayor McCheese eventually getting in on the act. I think I got 27 of my 39 LHW titles from that four week span. Hahahaha. *sigh* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2005 And I'd written so many matches against you (And Storm, or with you or him as the guest ref) that by the time the big PPV 4-way ladder match with Cheese, Storm, you, and me, I was burnt out. It was like "And Magnifico does his eighty-fifth Mexican Pride Press while Chris Storm does the Incoming Storm" or whatever. So, yeah... Hey, Raynor, I'll save my wish for now, unless I can use that one wish to wish for a lot more wishes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2005 why exactly does Koji and Toru have that "c" by their names? sorry I mean KOJI and TORU, what a mistaka to maka Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2005 Champion. Which they're not, but technically they are, if you get what I mean, seeing as they've stolen mine and Jay's belts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2005 I know it means champion (Especially since the REAL champions have it too) - that's why I questioned it for TKO "Smarkdown - where posession is 11/10th of the law" *thumbs up* I think I'll leave my Hardcore title in a safe... better make it a wall safe or someone will drag the entire safe away of course they could also steal the wall *shifty eyes* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2005 I just wanted to add this thought: The edited description of the main event makes it sound like Jimmy is clinically retarded, and we're all going "Yay, he managed to get on the correct plane! What a special boy! Let's give Jimmy a match in the main event against the world champion! Yay Jimmy!" Or something. It gets a (Y) from me, anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2005 You saying it's wrong or just stating a fact? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2005 Neither. Just my opinion of how I interpreted it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2005 How many shows until A2A? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2005 I HAVE MIS-READ THE CARD. I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE MY MIS-READING HAS CAUSED. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2005 Blargh. I am full of the mistakes this week. It's Monday. And yeah, TKO's little Champion symbols are just for fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2005 Monday? well shit - good thing I saw that then Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2005 Won't do you any good... ...sunshine OMG'SUNSHINE'HEMEANZBIZNESSMARKOUT4TOXXIZLE! Wait, what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2005 Do we have enough stuff pinned? I mean, seriously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chirs3 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2005 You can never have enough stuff pinned, Landon. Ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2005 Won't do you any good... ...sunshine <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hey you know, from now to Monday is just enough time to turn into a complete spot monkey who likes his sound effects I've heard that tends to get judged favorably Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2005 And that's a SHOOT, brutha! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2005 Won't do you any good... ...sunshine Hey you know, from now to Monday is just enough time to turn into a complete spot monkey who likes his sound effects I've heard that tends to get judged favorably But... but I *AM* a complete spot monkey who likes his sound effects! Already! *shifty eyes* Does that mean I'm ahead of the game? ..seriously, I can't even remember if I'm being sarcastic anymore. But Bruce - never take anything *I* say seriously either! HAHAAAA! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BillFillmaff Report post Posted October 15, 2005 Bill Fillmaff WILL be in the building. Just look for my "Ultimate Fillmaff" cap or my "Value Call These" shirt, which has an arrow pointing down. Get it? Of course you don't, you're all amateurs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2005 You value call the crabs you got from that German hooker? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2005 ..seriously, I can't even remember if I'm being sarcastic anymore. But Bruce - never take anything *I* say seriously either! HAHAAAA! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Don't worry it's the internet - it's not supposed to be taken seriously Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2005 Except what Spike says, apparently. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2005 It's because I'm awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2005 Except what Spike says, apparently. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Touché - can't argue with that one but that's about to end right now THank you for contributing in a positive way to my win/loss record Spikey-poo you're a humanitarian at a level not seen since "Iron" Mike Sharpe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
