Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2005 (edited) The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents... SWF STORM, OCTOBER 21, 2005, LIVE FROM IN FRONT OF MOUNT RUSHMORE, WHICH I THINK IS IN SOUTH DAKOTA! (8:00 pm EST, 5:00 pm PST; check local listings) Have all marked matches to chirs3 by 11:00 PM EST; all markers should expect either a match or an extension request in their box by 8:00 PM EST. There will be a ring set up under George Washington's enormous head, and the fans will be rioting! It'll be like Richie Rich.. only, uh, not so much Macauley Culkin. SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP HOUSE RULES: OUR FOUNDING FATHERS MATCH Bruce Blank (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. KOJI Kitano -> On Smarkdown, Blank fell hard to TORU Takahara, while KOJI got spanked in his bid to become Hardcore champion. Tonight on Storm, both men get a chance to redeem themselves, with interesting stipulations! Rules: On a pole in one corner of the ring, there is an old-fashioned quill. Mixed in with Longdogger Pete's notes is a replica of the United States Constitution... of course, Pete doesn't know this, and the wrestlers will be told that the Constitution is just 'somewhere near Mount Rushmore'. The first person to use the quill to sign the Constitution wins. Word Limit: 5500 Marker: Chuck Woolery SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP HARDCORE MATCH Jay Hawke (SWF International Champion) v. Johnny Dangerous -> Three shows away from Ashes 2 Ashes, and Jay Hawke will get a pass on defending the International title there; he's too busy helping Landon Maddix with the tag belts. As a result, CC will be throwing two challengers at him in the next three shows, and tonight is the first, as Hawke takes on the man who beat him to win the first International championship, Johnny Dangerous. Rules: HARDCORE! Word Limit: 5500 Marker: chirs3 HARDCORE MATCH "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins (SWF Championship #1 Contender) v. The Divine Wind -> Eh, Spike asked for it. I'm guessing he jobs again (for angle purposes), but we'll see. Rules: HARDCORE! Word Limit: 5000 Marker: janusd HARDCORE MATCH Bill Fillmaff v. TORU Takahara (SWF Tag Team Beltholder) -> He's Bill Fillmaff! Rules: HARDCORE! Word Limit: 3500 Marker: janusd Edited October 18, 2005 by chirs3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2005 LMAO now there is a stipulation! and I call opening promo (first time for everything) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2005 Damn, if I had a match, I was gonna refer to it being Smarkdown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2005 So...um...Johnny Dangerous has just turned heel officially, finally....and now he's getting a title shot against a heel? I know I'm overdue a title defense, but that's lazy booking there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2005 Heel vs Heel booking happens all the time in efeds, since we don't have to really worry about ratings and what the lowest commond denominator fans think it's not as big a problem as it would be for the WWE to throw two guys out there without a clear cut "good guy" for the fans to cheer for (can't confuse the poor things too much after all ). Also: How many faces are there in SWF right now? WC, Akira, Manson, Jimmy the D--- erm who else? and no TKO do not count, they're wishy-washy tweeners who rely on the overness of others to get a positive or a negative reaction Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2005 Double marking duty? Is everyone else on vacation or does CC just like me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2005 Heel vs Heel booking happens all the time in efeds, since we don't have to really worry about ratings and what the lowest commond denominator fans think it's not as big a problem as it would be for the WWE to throw two guys out there without a clear cut "good guy" for the fans to cheer for (can't confuse the poor things too much after all ). Also: How many faces are there in SWF right now? WC, Akira, Manson, Jimmy the D--- erm who else? and no TKO do not count, they're wishy-washy tweeners who rely on the overness of others to get a positive or a negative reaction <{POST_SNAPBACK}> By my count, it's as follows... ELM Dangerous Maddix Hawke Johnson Blank Ward Haffy Fillmaff (If you want to count a complete joke character) KOJI TORU Crimson Skull? I don't know if he's active. Spike Manson WC Cortez Candace Jimmy the Doom Akira Kaibatsu Though it should be mentioned that I'm right in tweener territory and likely would have fully turned by now were it not for the dire looking face side. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2005 Yeah, Mike? That'd be TORU, not TOJI. Cos dammit, that just sounds STUPID. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2005 Cortez!! How could I forget hmmm former Hardcore champion... not booked for A-2-A... hmmmmmm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2005 Toxxic: I have no idea what you're talking about. Hawke: Yeah, well, originally I had both of you unbooked, but when I woke up this morning Johnny had a PM in my box requesting a title shot and (silly me) I said okay, and you were the only beltholder that I didn't already have booked/unbooked. Lazy? ... eh, yeah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2005 Seeing as I'm unbooked, again (which, by the way, isn't a BAD thing), I guess I'd best write a promo for once. *Sees show is in South Dakota* Oh, shit, son. Maddix = FACE HEAT~! Definate promo from moi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2005 Also, Filmaff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devo 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2005 Filmaff less than me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2005 Yes, Filmaff IS less that you, ELM. Even an idiot could have worked that one out. And we're only technically faces because we virtually only ever face heels. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2005 while KOJI got spanked in his bid to become Hardcore champion ... Ahem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2005 The riverdance is so heelish even EL PRESIDANTE forgot which title you hold~!~!~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2005 while KOJI got spanked in his bid to become Hardcore champion ... Ahem. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Chuck has the gift of foresight?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
