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Guest Biggles
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What did one BUTT cheek say to the other BUTT cheek?

 

 

If we pull together we can stop this shit

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....Dude, I don't usually stop the shit from coming out by clenching my ass cheeks. Sounds messy.

 

 

Most have probably already heard this one, but it's terrible enough to repeat.

 

 

What's the difference from a red delicious apple and a baby?

 

I don't cum on a red delicious apple before I eat it.

 

 

 

 

This one's anachronistic and really stupid, which is probably why I like it:

 

 

How can you tell if a black man's been shot in the head?

 

There's a hole in his boom box.

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How was copper wire invented?

 

Two jews grabbed a penny at the same time.

Guest Stunt Granny
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Why do black people smell bad?

 

So the blind can hate them too.

Guest Stunt Granny
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How does a girl from the south stay a virgin until shes 18?

 

She needs to be able to run faster than her brothers.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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What has a million legs but can't walk?

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I'm sure this one is old:

 

Why is aspirin white?

 

You want it to work, don't you?

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