Annabelle Posted October 26, 2005 Report Posted October 26, 2005 shit, son. i saw your trial & execution in the lsd folder. you were sentenced to death. the bloody massacre that undoubtedly left you without your pride, self-confidence, or any defense. who was your lawyer? rest in peace
dubq Posted October 26, 2005 Report Posted October 26, 2005 Whoopie.. Now, do us a favour and join him.
bob_barron Posted October 26, 2005 Report Posted October 26, 2005 Is it the significant other thread?
AboveAverage484 Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 shit, son. i saw your trial & execution in the lsd folder. you were sentenced to death. the bloody massacre that undoubtedly left you without your pride, self-confidence, or any defense. who was your lawyer? rest in peace <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Who the fuck are you?
Lord of The Curry Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 If Matt is getting angry over a bunch of gimmick posters hating on him then he needs to grow a thicker skin. Doesn't make what happened not funny because it was but holy shit did he ever take the bait and bite down hard. *Insert Matt Young girlfriend joke at leisure*
bob_barron Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 I bet Matt was so upset, he raided his girlfriend's stash.
Guest Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 Maybe he found that nickel bag of weed that Loaded Glove gave her.
Lord of The Curry Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 Loaded Glove hopefully got some hoodsuck action outta this.
UZI Suicide Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 She came over and we had fun for a little while. I'm not into crack smokers though, plus she gave me genital warts.
Lord of The Curry Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 Poor Matt Young. I'm kinda wondering why banky never made one of these threads about me. Guess I didn't get gangbanged like Matt did in LSD. Shit, I did it again!
Giuseppe Zangara Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 Gimmick? Why I never. Except Schwimmer, Olssen and Whiskers.
Lord of The Curry Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 I thought of Schwimmer more as a sub-branch of personality rather then gimmick due to the resemblance you (apparently) posed.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 No, I made a David Schwimmer gimmick at one point. Not to be confused with the time I had this account here changed to the Schwimmer name.
Lord of The Curry Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 A book with many chapters is Inc
Edwin MacPhisto Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 What about that cop gimmick that only ever had the one post? Was that Kinetic?
Giuseppe Zangara Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 Oh yeah, that was me. It was something I wrote when I was in high school.
AboveAverage484 Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 banky <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh, ok, nevermind then.
Skywarp! Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 Jesus, guys. He might not have been the sharpest knife in the drawer, but he didn't deserve to be piled on like that. It's certainly true that he may have brought it on himself by lacking the common sense to know when to set limits on how openly revealing he is about his life to strangers on the net. However, the thread in question is now immortalized as less a study of Matt's mental shortcomings than one on how low users on this forum can sink when they smell blood in the water.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 I'll have you know that, as I mercilessly tore into Matt Young, I was also talking on the phone with my ailing grandfather and stroking an adorable black kitten that was atop my lap.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted October 27, 2005 Report Posted October 27, 2005 Yeah, I was talking to your mother, too.
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