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RIP MATT YOUNG

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Wait.

 

Hold on.

 

Hold on.

 

Hold on.

 

Hold on.

 

Wait just a minute.

 

Let me see if I got this straight.

 

.....

 

Matt Young has a girlfriend?!?!

 

I've never seen him talk about her!!

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I just got around to reading that thread just now and I haven't laughed so hard in quite a while.

 

Matt is the guy who is smarter than 95% of us all but is real modest and humble and isn't here to trump himself up. Bwaaahaha. He'll be the first to tell you that he banged one girl so hard that the next fifty girls in line felt it but, when called on it, says all this sexual escapade on the internet stuff doesn't really matter anyway. BWAAAAHAHA.

 

Finally, after being bashed from all comers, he says that the thread should be closed because it has been hijacked from it's original purpose into a thread about something else (bashing him.) Thus, accomplishing the trifecta of LOLZ.

 

Aaaahahahahhaha. The comedy is strong with this one. Also, I like how he keeps constantly comparing himself to D-rated Hollywood talent for having a neckbeard that every other dweeb who likes to internet for too many hours each day has.

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Actually that was my first thought, since I will always associate the song with that, but I decided to run with the original

 

Good call though

 

"Unce... tice... fee times a mady..."

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who's Matt Young?

Who? Matt Young

 

Who? Matt Young

 

Who? MATT YOUNG

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Guest Fishyswa

"Why would anyone over the age of 12 get mad over something on a message board."

 

Maybe because they have emotions. Wild guess.

 

"Go cuddle with your mother, Fishyswa. And learn to use the quote function."

 

Mother jokes, you don't use the quote function, just go ahead and get right to 'my daddy's bigger than yours'. It'll save us both so much time.

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People who came and read this thread after reading the significant other thread are going to be sorely disappointed.

 

THANK YOU, MR. FISHYWA, FOR RUINING EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( :(

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This thread has served it's purpose well. I dont know Matt, but after seeing this thread and also reading the SO thread. I realize that Matt is a simp blinded, by a girl. Things will be better when she steals your Social Security number, and gets a Sams card to rent out to bums

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PROtip from GamePRO: Darth Vader can't eat pussy, because he wears a mask. He tries, but it's really, really awkward. And when he gets head? Sound hilarious.

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i like this fishyswa guy and his complete lack of ability to argue about anything. i think i'll go find the other arguments and points he's made in the other forums and compile them into one thread. not now, but sometime in the next few days.

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Guest Fishyswa

Why, is there some "greatest acts of futility on an internet forum" award you're in the running for?

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