Shooting Star 0 Report post Posted November 11, 2005 Not just today but stupidest thing I've heard the whole week...maybe even the year... "American is not a nationality it's just a location...no one here calls themselves American" This was said by some American girl I met at some other forum...she insisted she wasn't American and was in fact Romanian because her parents were....dumb bitch. Next Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Just John 0 Report post Posted November 11, 2005 Not today, but recently, one of my friends was explaining why he didn't drink, citing how his dad's alcoholism affected his family... Anyway, this girl's response: "Chill out and have a beer." Some people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted November 11, 2005 Pro lifers are the reason people hate America. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 13, 2005 Has Halloween ever been on the same day as Friday the 13th? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted November 15, 2005 Bon Jovi and Axl Rose sound identical. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted November 15, 2005 Bon Jovi and Axl Rose sound identical. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well...on a few songs, they come extremely close. Also, the stupidest thing I've heard: on the next SNL, Korn will perform live. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted November 15, 2005 "I'm Jim Sokolove. I need a hug." Said by me during lunch today after seeing one of those terribly retarded Jim Sokolove commercials. For those that don't know, Jim Sokolove is an attorney that specializes in personal malpractice/accident suits on the prosecution side. The commercials are terribly acted and many of them are just flat-out retarded. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted November 16, 2005 Has Halloween ever been on the same day as Friday the 13th? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My g/f's little brother said something to that effect once... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted November 16, 2005 I'm going to be spending a week in New Jersey at the end of November for training for my new job and after training is over each day I was going to go into New York for some sight-seeing because I've never been there. Well my mom tells me to be careful because, and I quote, "There are kooky people there!" I'm serious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted November 16, 2005 Them: I can't get his Alltel box off my computer, it keeps freezing! Me: OK, Sounds like the DSL check up center, we... Them: Whats a DSL? Me:...The internet service you have with us.... Them: I have....Cable....Time Warner Cable...I've never had DSL... Me: Then how in the world did you get the DSL Check Up Center? Them: I don't know! Me: Call Time Warner. Goodbye. Them: My Screen keeps jumping around and getting resized. Me: Ok...thats definantly not a problem with your internet service. Them: Ok then, whats the problem? Me: could be your monitor or... Them: Whats a monitor? Me: Your computer screen... Them: ok Me: Look around the edges or towards the bottom on that monitor. Does it have any buttons or knobs to adjust things? Them: At the bottom I got the start button, at the top I got file...edit...view... Me: No, not actually on the screen, but on the monitor, like the side of the box or the bottom. Them: What's a monitor? Me:.....That TV like box you have sitting on your desk. Them: You mean my computer. Me: Ok, sure...that box does it have any buttons or knobs? Them: the start button? Me: No, ok do you see your screen? your looking at it right? Them: Yes Me: Now does it have plastic around it? Them: Yes Me: Ok, on or on the edges of that plastic casing you should have some buttons. Them: I got file...edit...view...favorites... Me: Nevermind, we don't even support this...I suggest you call a friend over and have him look at it since you can't grasp the concept of a monitor, or call you computer manufacturer. Them: you mean gateway? Me: Yes, whoever made that computer. Them: It says gateway right next to this light under my screen. Me...yep...call them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted November 16, 2005 So you work for a troubleshooting line? I bet you have plenty of stories. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted November 16, 2005 I have a million stories of retarded middle aged women and pissed off grannies. I hate them all. The most common idiot move...thinking the DSL isn't working when someone's homepage has been changed to about:blank. happens all the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted November 16, 2005 that's exactly why I couldn't have a job that deals directly with customers... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted November 16, 2005 that's exactly why I couldn't have a job that deals directly with customers... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Where do you work anyways? And what do you do there? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted November 16, 2005 that's exactly why I couldn't have a job that deals directly with customers... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Where do you work anyways? And what do you do there? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> dsitribution center/management... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted November 16, 2005 for who...doing what...could you be less vague? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Metal Maniac 0 Report post Posted November 16, 2005 It wasn't today, but someone once said this to me: "Led Zeppelin? What does he play?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted November 16, 2005 I've heard variations of that a few times, often with "Isn't he dead?" I also know people who refer to Family Matters and The Simpsons as "Urkel" and "Bart Simpson", respectively. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted November 16, 2005 for who...doing what...could you be less vague? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> no offense to you, we get along just fine, of course, but I don't like to get THAT personal with folks on amessage board... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted November 16, 2005 FINE, I'll just have to find out on my own....*continues his lushus watching* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted November 16, 2005 I once made a joke about having a sandwich with "raw toast". This one girl who obviously didn't think it through said "You eat it RAW? That's GROSS!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 16, 2005 for who...doing what...could you be less vague? no offense to you, we get along just fine, of course, but I don't like to get THAT personal with folks on amessage board... He didn't ask for your cocksize Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted November 16, 2005 "I'm naked under my clothes." gets a good reaction sometimes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted November 16, 2005 "I watch this on commercial to all woman there ! when you like to dry up youre nail polish quickly soak youre fingers to a cold iced water for 10 -20 seconds and youre done ready for the next task! anyone can share a quick fix here?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted November 16, 2005 Another classic WTF News Story Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leelee Report post Posted November 16, 2005 for who...doing what...could you be less vague? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> no offense to you, we get along just fine, of course, but I don't like to get THAT personal with folks on amessage board... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He's a drug dealer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted November 16, 2005 Another classic WTF News Story <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A prime example of Stockholm Syndrome. The man shot her in the groin! Most Women would cut off the man's junk in retaliation...not marry him! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted November 16, 2005 Well I didn't hear any of this today but I've worked at a couple of pizza places. At Mazzio's before you could put someone's order into the computer you needed their phone number to pull up the order form. So it'd be like: Me: Thank you for calling mazzio's. Can I have your telephone number? Them: Yeah my address is.....blah blah blah.....and I want a *insert order here* Me: I need your telephone number first. Them: Why do you need that!? I just told you my order! And of course there was the guy that asked if he could have those round red things on his pizza. And there is a no subsitution rule at just about every pizza place. But you still get people calling in with "I have a coupon for a 9.99 supreme. I want to take everything off of that and in it's place add......" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted November 16, 2005 for who...doing what...could you be less vague? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> no offense to you, we get along just fine, of course, but I don't like to get THAT personal with folks on amessage board... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He's a drug dealer. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hey, what's with all the questions huh?? Lushus works at an honest business making an honest living like the rest of us. You asked and he told you enough. Yous knows enough ya hear? Yous knows enough Ralphie, show these nice people to their cars...take em the long way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 17, 2005 I rip off Yogi Berra every time someone asks me what time it is. Hey Gene, what time is it? Me: "You mean now"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
