Guest Fishyswa Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 Some people don't need the celebrity, and if they do, they usually take more respectable avenue's then shitty performance artist. There's always relying on good looks and the strength of your personali....never mind.
Guest FromBeyondTheGrave Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 Personally, I hope you make it to WWE just so Bob Holly can be told why you got into the business. Then he could stiff the hell out of you for a while. Obviously, I would try to make sure he wouldn't find out. That guy could kick my ass. why go in if you just find it to be shitty performance art? Although I think it's a shitty performance art, it's still fun to do in the ring. Being able to able to perform in front of a crowd of marks cheering/booing because of what you do, is a nice thrill. Mike Mondo said I was pretty good, and I have fun at it. Also, I suck at playing the guitar. Some people don't need the celebrity, and if they do, they usually take more respectable avenue's then shitty performance artist. I imagine I wouldn't be any good at any other type of celebrity, but I have fun doing this shitty performance art. There's always relying on good looks and the strength of your personali....never mind. You have not seen, nor met me. You can somewhat judge me from my online posts, but you of course don't know what I'm like personally. Nice arrogance, though.
Guest Fishyswa Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 Like I'm judging on something else. Your posts and the idea that becoming a wrestler will help you get women and money tells me all I need to know....
Carnival Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 It will help him get women, money, and sexy guys aswell.
EL BRUJ0 Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles In our eyes are mirror images and when We kiss they're perfectly aligned And I have to speculate that God himself Did make us into corresponding shapes like Puzzle pieces from the clay True, it may seem like a stretch, but Its thoughts like this that catch my troubled Head when you're away when I am missing you to death When you are out there on the road for Several weeks of shows and when you scan The radio, I hope this song will guide you home They will see us waving from such great Heights, 'come down now,' they'll say But everything looks perfect from far away, 'come down now,' but we'll stay... I tried my best to leave this all on your Machine but the persistent beat it sounded Thin upon listening That frankly will not fly. you will hear The shrillest highs and lowest lows with The windows down when this is guiding you home
LaParkaYourCar Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 FBTG your opinion on it being "shitty performance art" will change if you spend a few years doing it. Just listen to the veteran wrestlers. They don't see it as "shitty performance art". To me wrestling done right is Performance Art at it's least shittiness. Just look at Japan and other places where it's still treated with respect.
Nighthawk Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 Performance, but not art. Proper wrestling is more like ballet. That isn't an insult.
CanadianChick Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 Oh man, good luck. I think I remember you saying you were something like 140, right? There is no way in hell you're going to make it big. Ever. If you do happen to make it big on the indy circuit, sorry dude, the rats that you'll be banging are fucking ugly and are STD filled. Man, it's laughable you're pretty much assuming you're going to make it in the business. Yeah, good luck man.
Nighthawk Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 I wonder how well fucking your way to the top works for a guy...
Carnival Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 I wonder how well fucking your way to the top works for a guy... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> depends on if your patterson's type
CanadianChick Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 Even then, at 140? Unless he was breasts and ovaries, it doesn't matter.
CanadianChick Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 It worked for CanadianChick <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lord of The Curry Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 Shhhhh, girl. Don't be sad. Be proud of what you've done.
CanadianChick Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 Just assume because I"m a girl, I'm a slut. Jerks. Now I think I'm gong to cry in my cereal bowl...
Lord of The Curry Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 What kind of cereal we talkin' here?
CanadianChick Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 Some cranberry stuff. It's good shit, lemme tell ya.
Slayer Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 Just assume because I"m a girl Given the internet, that's an assumption in itself
CanadianChick Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 Ah, touche, touche. Could you imagine if after all this time, I was a dude?
LaParkaYourCar Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 Some cranberry stuff. It's good shit, lemme tell ya. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It wouldn't happen to be Cranberry Almond Crunch would it? If so I just ate the same thing!
Slayer Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 Could you imagine if after all this time, I was a dude? Remember the end of Ace Ventura with Sean Young and all the cops?
Failed Bridge Posted November 16, 2005 Author Report Posted November 16, 2005 Could you imagine if after all this time, I was a dude? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It would be like The Crying Game for me, except you have no desire to have me fiddle with your secret penis.
Nighthawk Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 Oh, I wanted to see that! Thanks for ruining it.
CanadianChick Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 Some cranberry stuff. It's good shit, lemme tell ya. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It wouldn't happen to be Cranberry Almond Crunch would it? If so I just ate the same thing! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Man, you SO rule.
LaParkaYourCar Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 Thank you, it is a good cereal I can attest to that.
Failed Bridge Posted November 16, 2005 Author Report Posted November 16, 2005 Banana Nut Crunch is leagues better. Whenever I eat Banana Nut Crunch I will now think of Eddie Guerrero and fight back the tears.
Black Lushus Posted November 16, 2005 Report Posted November 16, 2005 can we all agree that FromBeyondTheGrave pretty much sucks?
Recommended Posts
Please sign in to comment
You will be able to leave a comment after signing in
Sign In Now