Best line in a song this year

[Toshiaki Koala]

"I ain't saying she's a fat bitch

But she weighin' more than average."

 

- Juelz Santana, Fat Bitch

[Gary Floyd]

Aiyyo, I know this dude right/Carl, he wore tight blue sweats but wasn't glued too tight/All he had upstairs was a crude light/You think that's weird? He lived next door to a food fight

 

DangerDoom-ATHF

[Paul Stanley]

"Selfish little whore, I'm the selfish little whore..if i had my way i'd crush your face in the door"

 

The Final Cut by Coheed and Cambria

[Mecha Mummy]

"Falling out of aeroplanes and jumping out of holes/waiting for sunset to come, people going home/Jump out from behind them and shoot them in the head/Now everybody's dancing the dance of the dead." ~ Gorillaz, "Fire Coming Out of a Monkey's Head"

[Corey_Lazarus]

Yes, this must be Hell / No fire, no brimstone / Just the bitter sounds of succubi to suck the air right out of breathing / (Rage) This must be Hell

Zombie Apocalypse - "Tale Told by a Dead Man"

[Art Sandusky]

"New York is not for little pussies who scream." -- Madonna, "I Love New York."

[UZI Suicide]

"I'm not a businessman.. I'm a business, man" - Jay Z

[Carnival]

"If the opposite of a pro is a con, then look beyond this.

The opposite of congress must be progress.

what if the 2nd coming's aborted and put in the dirt

I still don't know what to wear with this orange alert."

 

"M-16 locked loaded and spittin properly

whoever's in that line of fire is full of democracy"

 

"Fuck Bill Murray, not the actor

the deadbeat dad who smacked her

and left her with rats after he snapped her

the bastard inventor, that bent her backwards in winter,

with her back against the wall she can hear death singin in her."

 

-CAGE

[daileyxplanet]

"If you ain't no punk holla 'We want pre-nups, we want pre-nups,' yeah..." - Kanye West.

[Papacita]

Not line of the year, but Jadakiss' "They have to call him 40 Cent since he dropped that dime" was pretty good.

[snuffbox]

'I gave hip hop to white boys when nobody was lookin...found it locked in a basement when they gentrified brooklyn'

 

-Saul Williams, "Grippo"

[The Czech Republic]

"If you ain't no punk holla 'We want pre-nups, we want pre-nups,' yeah..." - Kanye West.

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No, that whole song made me groan.

 

 

UNH!

[Hank Kingsley]

"I'm not a businessman.. I'm a business, man" - Jay Z

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[Art Sandusky]

"If you ain't no punk holla 'We want pre-nups, we want pre-nups,' yeah..." - Kanye West.

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No, that whole song made me groan.

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[TheOriginalOrangeGoblin]

"If Magic Johnson got a cure for AIDS, And all the broke muh'fuckers passed away, You tellin me if my grandma's in the NBA, Right now she'd be okay?" - Kanye West, 'Roses'

[The Czech Republic]

At this point the board is just posting Kanye West lyrics to irritate me

[Guest DaGoodz]

"call me george foreman cause im selling everybody grillz" -paul wall

[Guest beau99]

"You snooze you lose, well I snost and lost." - Mike Doughty, I Hear the Bells

[Guest J0bber]

"Go ahead pussy let your radio play the same fifteen songs that you hear everyday..."-HED pe

[Guest Randy Orton's Theme Music]

Hey! (hey!) Nothing you can say! (say!)

Nothing’s gonna change what you’ve done to me (hey!)

Now it’s time to shine (shine!)

I’m gonna take what’s mine while you’re burning inside my light

 

I gave and you take and I waited for you but I made a mistake

It’s clear that your fear is so near because I see the look on your face

You tried to hold me under, I held my breath

Alone and now you wonder what I possess

 

Hey! (hey!) Nothing you can say! (say!)

Nothing’s gonna change what you’ve done to me (hey!)

Now it’s time to shine (shine!)

You’re gonna burn in the light

Hey! Nothing you can say!

Nothing’s gonna change what you’ve done to me

Now it’s time to shine

I’m gonna take what’s mine while you’re burning inside my light

 

Hey! (hey!) Nothing you can say! (say!)

Nothing’s gonna change what you’ve done to me (hey!)

Now it’s time to shine (shine!)

I’m gonna take what’s mine

Take what’s mine...

Hey! (hey!) Nothing you can say! (say)

Nothing’s gonna change what you’ve done to me (hey!)

Now it’s time to shine (shine)

I’m gonna take what’s mine

Your gonna burn in my light!

Burn in the light!

[Big Ol' Smitty]

"She made it skeet, skeet, skeet like a waterhose"

-Whoever the fuq sings that Laffy Taffy song

 

"Ya...ya grill, ya, ya, ya grill!"

-Girl in that Grill song

 

and for Czech...

 

"Ahead of my time/sometimes years out

so the powers that be/won't let me get my ideas out

and that makes me/wanna get my advance out

and move to Oklahoma/and just live at my aunt's house"

-Kanye, "Gone"

[TheOriginalOrangeGoblin]

"The radio is shit, somebody's gotta say it, same 5 whack ass songs on every single play list" - Jin