It's Milky's birthday.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Let's celebrate.

 

Happy birthday man, even if you don't come around here all that often anymore.

[Special K]

Yay!

[Carnival]

Happy Birthday Milky

 

I hope your animal sacrifice went well, or however you celebrate.

[Guest StylesMark]

Happy b-day Milky. I hope you have semen around you all day.

[Guest Leelee]

Happy Birthday.

 

For your present, I suggest logging on AIM late on Saturday evening.

[tekcop]

Man... I love you Milky! Happy Birthday, nigga!

[Gary Floyd]

Happy birthday Milky.

[Annabelle]

hppy brthdy brthr

[Sideburnious]

Happy birthday man.

[Black Lushus]

Happy Birthday.

 

For your present, I suggest logging on AIM late on Saturday evening.

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[Sideburnious]

CYBER!! CYBER!!

[Carnival]

Milky is such a pimp.

[Nighthawk]

Thank you, lady and gentlemen.

 

I eagerly anticipate my present.

[Carnival]

who hasn't cybered with milky?

[Guest FromBeyondTheGrave]

Me, and it deeply saddens me.

[Carnival]

someday you will get a chance, he's quite the slut.

[Nighthawk]

That's a god damn lie.

[Guest Leelee]

Sort of.

[Nighthawk]

I've only done it with two people, and once was as a joke. I tried one other time, but only because Marney cybered with Kotz. She was either too drunk or not enough.

[Guest Leelee]

I'm still waiting to with Marney.

 

I know she wants to.

 

But, she's like really scary, and stuff.

[The Amazing Rando]

Nothing gets the balls boiling like "Fuck Me, Lord Satan"

[Nighthawk]

Oh, Marney just doesn't make sense. Like this one time she wanted me to read this Star Trek femslash without any filth in it, and listen to a song about it at the same time. I tried, but I couldn't even enjoy it a chainsaw massacre kind of way.

[Carnival]

That's a god damn lie.

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apparently milky takes his cyber sex life very seriously

[Nighthawk]

I said it in a Jack Nicholson voice, but that doesn't really come across in text.

[Sideburnious]

I just figured you didn't want people thinking you had a cyber STD.

[Failed Bridge]

IDRM is the only guy I'd ever tag team a chick with.

[nl5xsk1]

IDRM is the only guy I'd ever tag team a chick with.

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Agreed.

[Guest Leelee]

Oh, Marney just doesn't make sense. Like this one time she wanted me to read this Star Trek femslash without any filth in it, and listen to a song about it at the same time. I tried, but I couldn't even enjoy it a chainsaw massacre kind of way.

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Yeah.

 

When she gets so drunk to the point she's reciting Star Trek robot shit, just put her back in the closet, and wait until she's fun to play with again.

[Nighthawk]

Now something has suddenly come up this evening. I hope my present is still good tomorrow.

[Failed Bridge]

your present will probably be getting blocked and then you'll recieve a PM later on saying "hi". That's what I got