The OAO RAW Thread - Nov/28th/05

[Open the Muggy Gate]

I like the part where Daivari went SGLKJSTGISDJGLKSDJGSLDFKGSFSJG SDGKLSJDGLKESD GJGKDSG JSDFKLSDJGLI SDGJ KURT ANGLE! and Kurt just says "That's right Daivari."

[Conspiracy_Victim]

Who is doing that horrible cover of "Signs" in the background on Unlimited? Sounds a bit like Kid Rock.

[Open the Muggy Gate]

Shawn just lost his smile on national TV!

 

EDIT: Beat to it!  FUCK YOU CONSPIRACY VICTIM!

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Don't analyze it, don't think about it, don't worry about if it's enjoyable, just do it.

 

Kind of like plotting out a Snitsky match.

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But I thought we all hated Snitsky now?

[razazteca]

Anybody else want to see Kane & Big Show vs Drew Carey & Shane McMahon as the main event?

[LooseCannon25]

Anybody else want to see Kane & Big Show vs Drew Carey & Shane McMahon as the main event?

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I'd rather see Kane/ Big Show vs. Little Beaver/ Haiti Kid

[Conspiracy_Victim]

Shawn just lost his smile on national TV!

 

EDIT: Beat to it!  FUCK YOU CONSPIRACY VICTIM!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Don't analyze it, don't think about it, don't worry about if it's enjoyable, just do it.

 

Kind of like plotting out a Snitsky match.

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But I thought we all hated Snitsky now?

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I meant that's my philosophy on posting. As long as it amuses me, I'm happy.

[CBright7831]

Joey is trying his damnest to make it seem like Survivor Series was the best PPV since Wrestlemania X-7.

[Conspiracy_Victim]

Ric was so distraught over losing he went out and beat up a motorist and his car. But then, who HASN'T felt like that a time or two in their lives?

[CBright7831]

MARIA!

[Guest Boobie]

They just need to give HHH the title, since it looks like flair is going to jail.

[LaParkaYourCar]

Kurt Angle vs. Maria???

 

Smell the ratings!!!

[ChrisMWaters]

Maria = Ratings.

 

...poor Maria.

[Big McLargeHuge]

Kurt is the new Kane.

[Conspiracy_Victim]

Oh Maria, such wide-eyed youthfulness.

 

Now now Uncle Eric why must you be so hateful? Poor poor sweet Maria, we hardly knew ye.

[Open the Muggy Gate]

NOT MARIA! YOU FUCKING BASTARD!

[LooseCannon25]

Her faces are fuckin retarded, and not in her portraying an idiot kind of way. Just plain stupid

[naiwf]

Cena interference leads to Maria beating Kurt and Bischoff getting fired if WWE tries to get too cute for its own good again.

[Guest Boobie]

Cena will cause Maria to win, and Vince will fire Eric.

[AndrewTS]

Cena interference leads to Maria beating Kurt and Bischoff getting fired if WWE tries to get too cute for its own good again.

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Duh.

[Conspiracy_Victim]

Maria's kinda got the whole Eugene face thing going while talking to Lillian on Unlimited.

[Open the Muggy Gate]

Maria winning a match leading to Bischoff getting fired... GO MARIA!

[Conspiracy_Victim]

HILLALLILAYAHIMALAYA DURKA DURKA!

 

I'm glad Daivari got to keep the entrance theme.

[razazteca]

Ref fight instead.

[Conspiracy_Victim]

Ref fight! Ref fight! Think of the children!

[Hawk 34]

Chad Patton rules.

[AndrewTS]

And Chad throws a stiffer punch than 99% of the roster.

[CBright7831]

Isn't that the same ref that fought Jericho a few months ago?

[Conspiracy_Victim]

Chad's selling the Camel Clutch like a champ there.

[Downhome]

I'd like to hear from Hassan right about now.

[CanadianChris]

Wow, Daivari does the camel clutch waaaay better than Hassan ever did.