Mr. S£im Citrus Posted November 28, 2005 Report Posted November 28, 2005 Yahoo.com: Teen with peanut allergy dies after kiss. Damn.
Black Lushus Posted November 28, 2005 Report Posted November 28, 2005 did he absorb her powers and memories?
Failed Bridge Posted November 28, 2005 Report Posted November 28, 2005 The boyfriend stands outside a hospital consoling family members after the dreaded kiss.
MrRant Posted November 28, 2005 Report Posted November 28, 2005 Mr. Peanut doesn't kiss girls. He pimps them. You can tell by the cane.
2GOLD Posted November 28, 2005 Report Posted November 28, 2005 He had a Snickers and now his girlfriend isn't going anywhere for a while.
MrRant Posted November 28, 2005 Report Posted November 28, 2005 He had a Snickers and now his girlfriend isn't going anywhere for a while. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, the fucking thing asks you if you are hungry and "why wait?"
LaParkaYourCar Posted November 29, 2005 Report Posted November 29, 2005 The boyfriend stands outside a hospital consoling family members after the dreaded kiss. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That one kid needs to stop tooting his own horn.
LaParkaYourCar Posted November 29, 2005 Report Posted November 29, 2005 EDIT: Gahhhh I hardly ever double post.
The Czech Republic Posted November 29, 2005 Report Posted November 29, 2005 Holy shit, it's Fred Phelps's "Great God Goober!!"
DerangedHermit Posted November 29, 2005 Report Posted November 29, 2005 She died with her boyfriend's nuts in her mouth
kkktookmybabyaway Posted November 30, 2005 Report Posted November 30, 2005 Due to my severe allergies, I had no choice but to always fuck on my first dates...
Team Angle Pusher Posted November 30, 2005 Report Posted November 30, 2005 I feel for this boy. No girl wants to kiss him ever again because they'll think they will die. It makes no sense but really, most American girls aren't that smart.
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