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Be a blonde female star from the 60's and 70's that has a glass eye and be Sandy Orton.

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"Hungry like the wolf" for a title shot, it's Duran Durandy Orton

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How about a modern take on the "Captain" Lou Albano character and he is Rubberbandy Orton?

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"Hungry like the wolf" for a title shot, it's Duran Durandy Orton

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Ugh.

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Cover himself w/ custard & fruit and be Flandy Orton.

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"Hungry like the wolf" for a title shot, it's Duran Durandy Orton

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Bjork enthusiast Icelandy Orton?

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Let's take bets on how long before Czech is banned from the WWE Folder...........again.

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Oscar the Grouch cosplay enthusiast Trashcandy Orton?

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Cardinals pitcher Jeff Suppandy Orton

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Just go back to his first Title run and be Blandy Orton.

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GO back to that? I'd rather not wade through e-semen, kthxbye

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One Man Bandy Orton

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In the 80s Orton would have been a career-midcarder, probably an IC champ guy, but in shit WWE 2005 with two shit brands with no big draws, I think Orton is a fine choice as champion. It's not like the champion of WWE's Smackdown brand is going to matter anyways, since the champion isn't even always in the "big" angle.

 

And Angle-plex, just b/c you don't remember the matches doesn't mean they weren't good. All the matches Dark Age listed were very very good.

 

If a match was very very good, shouldn't I remember it since it would stand out above all the rest of the move, spot, pin, 2 count, move, repeat matches that WWE does every week?

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Let's take bets on how long before Czech is banned from the WWE Folder...........again.

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Hey, think of it this way, if it'll set off a chain reaction of community backlash that drives out the pompous limey like it did the first time, send me out

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Team up with Monica, sing about a certain boy who he thinks is his, and become who he was born to be... Brandy Orton.

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Randy takes over a radio station and becomes Andy Travis Orton

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GO back to that? I'd rather not wade through e-semen, kthxbye

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I was running low on jokes.

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Comparatively Hot Golden Girl Rue McClanahandy Orton

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Randy reprises Mark Henry's sex addict character and becomes Randy Orton

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Star opposite Moira Kelly in a film about an exhiled Hockey Player who turns to Figure Skating to get that elusive gold medal. You guessed it folks, he'd be Randy-B Sweeney.

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Okay, now wait. Let's stay away from the Cutting Edge jokes. That was a very good movie.

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Give him a wig of red yarn and he's Raggedy Andy Orton

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Deodorant endorsements come before wrestling when you're Roll-On Bandy Orton

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Become the epitome of a Sammy Johns song and be Chevy Vandy Orton.

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I'm thinkin' you're about to get ban-dy Ortoned.

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Have him commit the same crime repeatedly and call him Modus Operandi Orton

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

One-up the former non-arab-posing-as-an-arab in the WWE, embrace his Islamic Fundamentalist roots and Terrorist training and become Talabandy Orton.

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Have him pander to the religious right & big business to play Republicandy Orton.

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I'm thinkin' you're about to get ban-dy Ortoned.

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Who me?