Hoff 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2005 So I just picked up a knife that was on my desk. A kitchen knife. I have no idea how it got here, or why. So I ask you, why would I be holding a knife? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted December 1, 2005 To kill alf? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Duke_The_Dog Report post Posted December 1, 2005 Recalls Milky and the pizza cutter by his CPU /shudders Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank_Nabbit Report post Posted December 1, 2005 Why is Fritz Von Erich holding a catfish? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CheesalaIsGood 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2005 I'm not sure there needs to be an answer to these baffling questions. Instead just use some version of the word baffling in a sentence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Metal Maniac 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2005 Because if you weren't holding the knife, it'd still be taking up space on your desk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted December 2, 2005 (edited) So I just picked up a knife that was on my desk. A kitchen knife. I have no idea how it got here, or why. So I ask you, why would I be holding a knife? You were making cookies and you decided to use the computer while holding the knife in your hand after cutting the cookie dough. You placed the knife down on the desk, spent time on the computer and looked to your right side and saw the knife. Then you picked it up. It's quite simple. Edited December 2, 2005 by Kingofthe909 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted December 2, 2005 You were clearing crumbs from between the keys with the knife. When taking out some of the crumbs, you decide to eat one of the crumbs that appears to be oreo. You were wrong and it was really old bread that had turned black and mouldy. This makes you woozy, the room is spinning and you pass out. When you reawake you are at your computer desk and you have forgotten about what made you pass out (probably mentally blocked by the stomach churning expierience). This is why you can't remember the knife. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2005 Why the hell does he have a catfish? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cosbywasmurdered Report post Posted December 4, 2005 You're going to slice your wrists because it's your fault Piss left? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2005 You're going to slice your wrists because it's your fault Piss left? Damnit, beat me to it Maybe he's going to cut a line of coke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tominator89 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2005 So I just picked up a knife that was on my desk. A kitchen knife. I have no idea how it got here, or why. So I ask you, why would I be holding a knife? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leelee Report post Posted December 5, 2005 Liposuction and/or killing yourself. Both of which, I highly recommend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sass 0 Report post Posted December 5, 2005 Hoff, did you steal a 3 year-old or a 5 year-old this time? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted December 5, 2005 You kiddin'? Both! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sass 0 Report post Posted December 5, 2005 Greedy bastich. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted December 5, 2005 Frag H00f. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted December 5, 2005 You were preparing food nearby to avoid exerting yourself by going to the kitchen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted December 5, 2005 Sleep-eating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted December 5, 2005 Liposuction and/or killing yourself. Both of which, I highly recommend. Nah, Hoff should start working out. That way he could get some massive shoulders like those babies you've been lugging around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted December 6, 2005 So I just picked up a knife that was on my desk. A kitchen knife. I have no idea how it got here, or why. So I ask you, why would I be holding a knife? It's what you bought with your old mystery check? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sass 0 Report post Posted December 6, 2005 Is the knife your new can opener Hoff? Be honest, now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted December 6, 2005 So I just picked up a knife that was on my desk. A kitchen knife. I have no idea how it got here, or why. So I ask you, why would I be holding a knife? It's what you bought with your old mystery check? Somebody call Robert Stack. I STILL have no idea what that check was for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted December 6, 2005 He's dead. Looks like you'll never know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
