Why am I holding a knife?

[Hoff]

So I just picked up a knife that was on my desk. A kitchen knife. I have no idea how it got here, or why. So I ask you, why would I be holding a knife?

[Guest Vitamin X]

To kill alf?

[Guest Duke_The_Dog]

Recalls Milky and the pizza cutter by his CPU

 

 

/shudders

[Guest Frank_Nabbit]

 

 

Why is Fritz Von Erich holding a catfish?

[CheesalaIsGood]

I'm not sure there needs to be an answer to these baffling questions. Instead just use some version of the word baffling in a sentence.

[The Metal Maniac]

Because if you weren't holding the knife, it'd still be taking up space on your desk.

[Guest]

So I just picked up a knife that was on my desk. A kitchen knife. I have no idea how it got here, or why. So I ask you, why would I be holding a knife?

You were making cookies and you decided to use the computer while holding the knife in your hand after cutting the cookie dough. You placed the knife down on the desk, spent time on the computer and looked to your right side and saw the knife. Then you picked it up. It's quite simple.

Edited December 2, 2005 by Kingofthe909

[Sideburnious]

You were clearing crumbs from between the keys with the knife. When taking out some of the crumbs, you decide to eat one of the crumbs that appears to be oreo. You were wrong and it was really old bread that had turned black and mouldy. This makes you woozy, the room is spinning and you pass out. When you reawake you are at your computer desk and you have forgotten about what made you pass out (probably mentally blocked by the stomach churning expierience). This is why you can't remember the knife.

[Art Sandusky]

Why the hell does he have a catfish?

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

You're going to slice your wrists because it's your fault Piss left?

[Gary Floyd]

You're going to slice your wrists because it's your fault Piss left?

Damnit, beat me to it

 

Maybe he's going to cut a line of coke

[tominator89]

So I just picked up a knife that was on my desk. A kitchen knife. I have no idea how it got here, or why. So I ask you, why would I be holding a knife?

 

[Guest Leelee]

Liposuction and/or killing yourself.

 

Both of which, I highly recommend.

[Sass]

Hoff, did you steal a 3 year-old or a 5 year-old this time?

[Hoff]

You kiddin'? Both!

[Sass]

Greedy bastich.

[Ted the Poster]

Frag H00f.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

You were preparing food nearby to avoid exerting yourself by going to the kitchen.

[Spaceman Spiff]

Sleep-eating.

[NYU]

Liposuction and/or killing yourself.

 

Both of which, I highly recommend.

 

Nah, Hoff should start working out. That way he could get some massive shoulders like those babies you've been lugging around.

[Guest T®ITEC]

So I just picked up a knife that was on my desk. A kitchen knife. I have no idea how it got here, or why. So I ask you, why would I be holding a knife?

 

It's what you bought with your old mystery check?

[Sass]

Is the knife your new can opener Hoff? Be honest, now...

[Hoff]

So I just picked up a knife that was on my desk. A kitchen knife. I have no idea how it got here, or why. So I ask you, why would I be holding a knife?

 

It's what you bought with your old mystery check?

Somebody call Robert Stack. I STILL have no idea what that check was for.

[Ted the Poster]

He's dead. Looks like you'll never know.