Does this board still suck, or should I start posting here again?

[Nevermortal 0]

I want to delete this thread now. Where's that button?

[Nighthawk 0]

It's in my ass. Dig around, you'll find it.

[Nevermortal 0]

Is it past the anal knob?

[Special K 0]

You mean the prostate?

[Nevermortal 0]

No, the anal knob.

[Slayer 0]

I want to delete this thread now. Where's that button?

Reap what you sow, bitch

[Matt Young 0]

Haha... my real name. You want to know it? All right.

[Slayer 0]

my real name. You want to know it?

No

[Nevermortal 0]

I want to ban Matt Young now. Where's that button?

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

If we knew, do you think he'd still be here?

[Slayer 0]

Oh, snap

[Matt Young 0]

LOL... Good one. Seriously, I laughed.

 

My real name is not Matt Young. It is.... *drum roll....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Wait for it......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Matthew Robert Young

 

Worst reveal ever.

[Slayer 0]

*intensifies search for ban button*

[Carnival 0]

I hate you

[Guest Vitamin X]

LAME

[Boon 0]

[Nighthawk 0]

I want a family portrait of a white couple with a black baby with a "PW3ND" caption. No, PW3Nd isn't strong enough, a "SOCCER MOM'D!" caption.

Edited December 14, 2005 by Milky.

[Black Lushus 0]

I want a family portrait of a white couple with a black baby with a "PW3ND" caption. No, PW3Nd isn't strong enough, a "SOCCER MOM'D!" caption.

 

how bout a "BLACKZILLA'D" caption?

[Matt Young 0]

 

Haha.

 

You shouldn't post things like that. The posters here don't care about me. That's why they posted a hundred or so topics in LSD in response to pics of me with my fiancee, asked about my real name in this thread, and started literally 50 or so threads with my name in the titles at The Pit.

 

This all greatly amuses me and those around me.

[Black Lushus 0]

stop pumping yourself up Matt, those 50 threads were all made as one big joke in the course of one day, it's not like you're a constant topic of conversation over there...as far as pics with you and your girl, we just raz you on it because it's the hip thing to do.

[Nighthawk 0]

I want a family portrait of a white couple with a black baby with a "PW3ND" caption. No, PW3Nd isn't strong enough, a "SOCCER MOM'D!" caption.

 

how bout a "BLACKZILLA'D" caption?

 

Fair.

 

Matt Young is correct. I'd worship him and bow to his cock, begging for the honor to be slapped with it, oh mighty Young.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Matt Young Appreciation Day was created to bump Boardum down to page 2, where it could die in peace.

[Black Lushus 0]

Matt was just the lucky schmuck picked to do it!

[Matt Young 0]

Matt Young Appreciation Day was created to bump Boardum down to page 2, where it could die in peace.

 

That worked oh so well.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Now you are, BLacky

[Black Lushus 0]

apparently *shrugs*

[Matt Young 0]

stop pumping yourself up Matt, those 50 threads were all made as one big joke in the course of one day, it's not like you're a constant topic of conversation over there...as far as pics with you and your girl, we just raz you on it because it's the hip thing to do.

 

No no, Lushus. I'm not "pumping myself up". I have no delusions of grandeur... I don't think I am special. I'm just an average guy. All I am saying is that if people feel compelled to ask about my real name, create 50 topics about me, etc. even if it is all negative, taking the time to do that signifies that people waste their time thinking about me, which means I am on the minds of several internet weirdos and they care enough to take time to write about me. I haven't quite figured out why people who claim to not care about me/hate me, spend so much time discussing me, especially when the most interesting aspects of my personality are not even shown on these boards. Why not talk about, say, Duke the Dog, wildpegasus, or Shirley MacLaine?

Edited December 14, 2005 by Matt Young

[The Czech Republic 0]

I HAVE TO GET RID OF BOARDUM

[sfaJack 0]

You'll probably have to kill Zach for that happen.

[dubq 0]

stop pumping yourself up Matt, those 50 threads were all made as one big joke in the course of one day, it's not like you're a constant topic of conversation over there...as far as pics with you and your girl, we just raz you on it because it's the hip thing to do.

 

No no, Lushus. I'm not "pumping myself up". I have no delusions of grandeur... I don't think I am special. I'm just an average guy. All I am saying is that if people feel compelled to ask about my real name, create 50 topics about me, etc. even if it is all negative, taking the time to do that signifies that people waste their time thinking about me, which means I am on the minds of several internet weirdos and they care enough to take time to write about me. I haven't quite figured out why people who claim to not care about me/hate me, spend so much time discussing me, especially when the most interesting aspects of my personality are not even shown on these boards. Why not talk about, say, Duke the Dog, wildpegasus, or Shirley MacLaine?

 

95% more average than the rest of the world.