Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted December 14, 2005 28)clearly has a big dick due to racial profiling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted December 14, 2005 29. Also likes to steal, drink 40's, fuck white women, smoke pot, shoot people, and HATES mayonnaise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted December 14, 2005 30. doesn't steal, hates 40s because he can never drinkt hem fast enough before they get warm, does fuck white women (well ONE white woman, currently), hasn't smoked pot in years, never shot AT someone, really REALLY hates mayonnaise Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted December 14, 2005 29. Also likes to steal, drink 40's, fuck white women, smoke pot, shoot people, and HATES mayonnaise. Does this mean I'm black as well? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted December 14, 2005 30. doesn't steal, hates 40s because he can never drinkt hem fast enough before they get warm, does fuck white women (well ONE white woman, currently), hasn't smoked pot in years, never shot AT someone, really REALLY hates mayonnaise I really hope you weren't taking me seriously. As for 40's, without chugging, I can drink one in about 15 minutes on average. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted December 14, 2005 29. Also likes to steal, drink 40's, fuck white women, smoke pot, shoot people, and HATES mayonnaise. Does this mean I'm black as well? Naw, that means you don't come from central/mainland Europe. I swear to god those bastard have mayonaise on everything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted December 14, 2005 Thank god for mustard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted December 14, 2005 As for 40's, without chugging, I can drink one in about 15 minutes on average. Matt, it's a marathon, not a sprint. Drink slower. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted December 15, 2005 30. doesn't steal, hates 40s because he can never drinkt hem fast enough before they get warm, does fuck white women (well ONE white woman, currently), hasn't smoked pot in years, never shot AT someone, really REALLY hates mayonnaise I really hope you weren't taking me seriously. As for 40's, without chugging, I can drink one in about 15 minutes on average. Matt, I haven't taken anything in this thread seriously, amigo... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted December 15, 2005 So, I don't seriously love you? I'm confused. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted December 15, 2005 As for 40's, without chugging, I can drink one in about 15 minutes on average. Matt, it's a marathon, not a sprint. Drink slower. But the faster you drink, the faster you get drunk. If I drink quickly, I get drunk off less beer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted December 15, 2005 As for 40's, without chugging, I can drink one in about 15 minutes on average. Matt, it's a marathon, not a sprint. Drink slower. But the faster you drink, the faster you get drunk. If I drink quickly, I get drunk off less beer. Spoken like a true asshole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted December 15, 2005 Okay, I'm an asshole too then. When I drink, it's all done in one rush of booze. I don't spend an evening drinking, more like fifteen minutes of drinking followed by an evening of being drunk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted December 15, 2005 I can down a 40 in one go. That's only for show, however. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted December 15, 2005 I start drinking at like 4pm, head to the club at 9pm, done drinking by 10pm, drunk all night long... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted December 15, 2005 You, know, even if you chug a 40 straight down, the last two inches still taste terrible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted December 15, 2005 As for 40's, without chugging, I can drink one in about 15 minutes on average. Matt, it's a marathon, not a sprint. Drink slower. But the faster you drink, the faster you get drunk. If I drink quickly, I get drunk off less beer. If you're drinking to get drunk, though, why drink beer? Liquor is quicker. And why would you be racing to get drunk? The journey is as much fun as the destination. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted December 15, 2005 31. Brought back the Alizée gif Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted December 15, 2005 I'm in the same boat. I drink fast, but mostly because I cannot stand the taste of alcohol. Before someone asks the question of why I drink then, it's clearly to get drunk... that part I like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted December 15, 2005 Some alcohol tastes good. Jager tastes like licorice. I also like cranberry or green apple vodka. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted December 15, 2005 Let's get this straight - alcohol, which is to say, liquor, tastes good. Vodka, rum, even a nice whiskey, etc. Beer is what tastes like piss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 15, 2005 Alizée rocks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted December 15, 2005 She's no Dolemite though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted December 15, 2005 where has This Thread Is Ghey been at lately? I miss "they're not real but they're mine" girl or whatever she's saying... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twisted Intestine 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2005 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2005 And you wonder why I fucked with your post count and subtitle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
